January 18, 200718 yr How do you get picachu on a bus? YOU POKE HIM ON. HAHAHAH i remember those jokes.. Why did the pokemon trainer hide under your bed? So he could pikachu in the night!
January 18, 200718 yr Favourite joke, probably DOCPHILs $30k hifi and security system. http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p11/ragingisfun123/IMAGE_00021.jpg
January 18, 200718 yr One fine morning, A little girl walks in to the bathroom and sees her mother naked in the shower. Shocked, she shouts at her mother, "MUMMY MUMMY! WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS ON YOUR CHEST!!!". Her mother laughs at her and says calmly, "oh don't worry, they're called breasts, you'll get them when you're older." So the little girl accepts and goes away. Later she comes back to find her father naked in the shower. Shocked, she shouts at her father, "DADDY DADDY, WHAT'S THAT THING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!!!". Her father laughs and says calmly, "oh don't worry, it's called a penis, you'll get it when mummy goes to work"
January 18, 200718 yr "How do you stop an Albanian tank?"Â "You shoot at the soldier pushing it."Â SPIT MY MILKÂ HAHAHAHAHHA
January 18, 200718 yr White Kid: You know I have a black person in my family tree. Black Kid: Oh really? White Kid: and you know what......Hes still hanging.
January 18, 200718 yr What's the difference between a black person and a picnic table?  A picnic table can support a family
January 18, 200718 yr what did one tampon say to the other one?   nothing they were stuck up bitches
January 18, 200718 yr @irzer();433235']what did one tampon say to the other one?   nothing they were stuck up bitches I LOLD
January 19, 200718 yr Geesus;433310']Womans rights. qft I heard Klu Klux Kenieval was going to jump 50 negros with a steamroller.
January 19, 200718 yr qft I heard Klu Klux Kenieval was going to jump 50 negros with a steamroller. WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
