January 19, 200718 yr sobeit getting kicked from myg0t s0beit quit then he rejoined then he quit now he rejoined ...again:sleep2:
January 19, 200718 yr Geesus;433310']Womans rights. fuck you took my joke I always post in these threads another one: Why do mexicans drive low riders? So they can pick up the fruit easier.
January 19, 200718 yr Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:43 am Post subject: Rated "R" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!!!"
January 19, 200718 yr Author What's the difference between a black person and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a familynice.
January 19, 200718 yr WHATS DUMBER THAN A POLOCK BUILDN A HOUSE UNDER WATER? A :nigga: TRY'N TO BURN IT DOWN
January 19, 200718 yr One fine morning, A little girl walks in to the bathroom and sees her mother naked in the shower. Shocked, she shouts at her mother, "MUMMY MUMMY! WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS ON YOUR CHEST!!!". Her mother laughs at her and says calmly, "oh don't worry, they're called breasts, you'll get them when you're older." So the little girl accepts and goes away. Later she comes back to find her father naked in the shower. Shocked, she shouts at her father, "DADDY DADDY, WHAT'S THAT THING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!!!". Her father laughs and says calmly, "oh don't worry, it's called a penis, you'll get it when mummy goes to work" Be glad I didn't have a beer... I'd have been raged because I would have spit it out. That's funny... What do you get if you stick a knife in a baby? 20 to life.
January 19, 200718 yr A guy driving an 18-wheeler full of black bowling balls is cruising down I-10, sees a black dude walking his fucked up bike on the shoulder. Bike's back rim is all bent up, one of the pedals missing, the thing is trashed. He slows down to see what the fuck he was doing, and noticed he was bleeding from his head some. "What the fuck happened to you boy?" The trucker said. "I got clipped tryin to cross the freeway on my way home from work" said the colored man. "Where you stay at? You're bleedin kinda bad there--I'll give you a lift" "Bout 20 minutes up the highway from here" After a brief uncomfortable silence the black dude walks around front and the trucker says, "Go put your bike in the trailer, you can just ride back there too." Black man feels a little uneasy, but he's got a killer headache so he hops in the back of the trailer, and finds himself a comfortable spot on some of the bowling balls. About 10 minutes after picking the black guy up, the trucker sees a cop in his rear view, so he pulls over. After some routine ID and insurance checks the officer asks, "Mind if I check back there?" "Sure" says the trucker, feeling a little uneasy about the bloody black dude he's got in the back of his trailer. But he's confident there won't be a problem as he was nice enough to give the dumbass a ride. The officer comes running back, and nearly rips the trucker right out of his seat, whoopin and hollerin and making all kind of a ruckus. "BOY WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS TRAILER TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES" "But why??? What's wrong??" "THOSE NIGG6R EGGS YOU GOT BACK THERE ARE STARTIN TO HATCH, ONE ALREADY STOLE A BIKE"
January 19, 200718 yr "THOSE NIGG6R EGGS YOU GOT BACK THERE ARE STARTIN TO HATCH, ONE ALREADY STOLE A BIKE" rifk irl Whats green and fuzzy and if it fall out of a tree on you, it'll kill you? A pool table!
January 19, 200718 yr rifk irl Whats green and fuzzy and if it fall out of a tree on you, it'll kill you? A pool table! shut the FUCK up
January 19, 200718 yr shut the FUCK up im raged by a gymnast :nigga: :O_o: heres another one, whats gay? spinning around on a blue mat with no shirt and 3/4 pants
January 19, 200718 yr Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:43 am Post subject: Rated "R" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!!!" rifk
January 19, 200718 yr Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza wont scream when you toss it in the oven
January 19, 200718 yr whats the difference between a straight man and a gay man? The gay man has a shit-fly on hes dick
January 19, 200718 yr How many Down Syndrome people can you fit in a police car? Six Two in the front, three in the back, and one on the roof going 'MLAAARmlaarMLAARmlaarMLAARmlaar'!
January 19, 200718 yr Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza wont scream when you toss it in the oven i am confirming that
January 19, 200718 yr how do you make 8lbs of fat attractive ? Put a nipple on it A man takes a little boy on a walk into the forest .. they go deeper and deeper into the woods ... the little boy says ... Sir I am getting a little scared .. we are going soooooooo far ... the Guy says .. you are getting scared ... I've got to walk out of here alone .. and you are scared ? 2 cows are standing in a field , One cow says to the other cow "So how about this Mad Cow Disease ? " The Other cow says "that doesn't matter to me , I'm a Helicopter"
