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The latest poll taken by the Governor of California yielded results on whether or not people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem:

 

a) 41% of the respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem."

 

B) 59% of the respondents answered: "No es un problema serio . "

 

For UK:

 

B )59% answered ڭڒۀښڟڻۏڗڞڀڨښچ

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im raged by a gymnast

 

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heres another one,

 

whats gay?

 

 

spinning around on a blue mat with no shirt and 3/4 pants

 

ahaha im dying QFT

you want funnies? go on mirc find a lad named drunkula ask him how he got SO filthy rich

he's the biggest joke in the world him and his "baby formula get rich quick schemes"

i feel bad though, i think he smoked himself retarded

im raged by a gymnast

 

:nigga:

 

:O_o:

 

 

heres another one,

 

whats gay?

 

 

spinning around on a blue mat with no shirt and 3/4 pants

 

rifk

you want funnies? go on mirc find a lad named drunkula ask him how he got SO filthy rich

he's the biggest joke in the world him and his "baby formula get rich quick schemes"

i feel bad though, i think he smoked himself retarded

 

I knew that guy as a worthless piece of crap

how to keep a blonde amused for hours

 

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i continue to scroll up and down but i still cannot find teh funny

White Kid: You know I have a black person in my family tree.

Black Kid: Oh really?

White Kid: and you know what......Hes still hanging.

 

riiiiiiiiiiiiiifk irl. hahaha i laughed for a long time. best joke ive read in a long time.

A vampire walks into a bar and ask for a shot of blood. Bartender gives him the shot and he disapears into the night.

 

Another vampire the following night walks into the bar and gets his shot of blood. This time he explodes into a million little bats and vanishes into the walls.

 

The third night another walked in. He asked for boiling water. The bartender a little confused asks the vampire "Dont you people drink blood?"

 

The vampire turns and smirks at him. He then pulls out a used tampon and says "Tea time."

A vampire walks into a bar and ask for a shot of blood. Bartender gives him the shot and he disapears into the night.

 

Another vampire the following night walks into the bar and gets his shot of blood. This time he explodes into a million little bats and vanishes into the walls.

 

The third night another walked in. He asked for boiling water. The bartender a little confused asks the vampire "Dont you people drink blood?"

 

The vampire turns and smirks at him. He then pulls out a used tampon and says "Tea time."

 

that is actually shit

I'd hit it. That's a waste of some very good tits.

 

waste? they look pretty usuable to me :naughtyd:

analdiscos prank calls on magicanimals

 

end of thread.

 

qft x15

 

 

i havent been around for a while tho

The latest poll taken by the Governor of California yielded results on whether or not people who live in California think illegal immigration is a serious problem:

 

a) 41% of the respondents answered: "Yes, it is a serious problem."

 

B) 59% of the respondents answered: "No es un problema serio . "

 

For UK:

 

B )59% answered ڭڒۀښڟڻۏڗڞڀڨښچ

 

i rifked at the uk answer. one of the funniest jokes on here.

 

the font doesn't seem to show up in a quote :(

you want funnies? go on mirc find a lad named drunkula ask him how he got SO filthy rich

he's the biggest joke in the world him and his "baby formula get rich quick schemes"

i feel bad though, i think he smoked himself retarded

 

:jerkit:

 

dont really need a flame war in this thread, come to irc if u want an e-fight. either way ur zionist propaganda is lame and unappreciated. not to mention failed rage.

 

I knew that guy as a worthless piece of crap

:sackrider i dont even have to say it, but i > u

 

either of you are invited to be as open/honest about your personal lives as i am and survive half as long.

 

 

whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

 

 

i don't cum on the apple before i eat it. :sleep2:

HAHAHAH i remember those jokes..

 

Why did the pokemon trainer hide under your bed?

 

So he could pikachu in the night!

 

jokes that dont require any thought are the best

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/9772/qftwh2.png

 

now thats what i call a portable fuck *high five* :naughty:

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Getting it out of the wheelchair

Whats the worst part about eating a vegetable?

 

Getting it out of the wheelchair

 

EWWWW, lmao

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