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bitch sat on my lap once during sex and farted and out the door she went

This is funny, because the majority of the people on the myg0t forums, and indeed in this thread, have never had sex (myself the hunchback included).

 

In fact for most the members on the forums it's illegal for them to even to do it in most states/countries.

 

Keep up the good work.

r0k;436415']me neither' date=', i've only experied it in doggy a couple of times. :tear:[/quote']

 

Being the one bent over doesn't count.

This is funny, because the majority of the people on the myg0t forums, and indeed in this thread, have never had sex (myself the hunchback included).

 

In fact for most the members on the forums it's illegal for them to even to do it in most states/countries.

 

Keep up the good work.

 

Thats weird, most of the people i saw on cam chat seemed old enough to fuck.

In my experience.. its always been the ones with the smaller, less thicker cocks, that seem to make the noise.

 

But hey... im no expert.

 

You do realise that physically, that makes no sense. The bigger the dick is, the more it will fill, making the vagina air tight on entry. Then when going deeper adding pressure to the inside of the girl, the only escape is out the vagina. Hence a fart. Also, the air can push itself further towards the back and up toward the ovaries. This air can then become trapped and hurt the girl alot.

 

In this case pull out, and let her sit up so that her knees touch her boobs, basically squeezing air the air out and the pain goes away. Time for more sex. To counter this problem from happening in the first place its like a sponge. You squeeze a sponge before you put it in the water so that it soaks up more when it expands in the water. Before you put your dick in, make sure that she is in a posistion that she isnt going to create a vacumm of air so that when you pull out, air is sucked in.

 

But hey... im no expert.

 

Yeah well im semi-pro..

You do realise that physically, that makes no sense. The bigger the dick is, the more it will fill, making the vagina air tight on entry. Then when going deeper adding pressure to the inside of the girl, the only escape is out the vagina. Hence a fart. Also, the air can push itself further towards the back and up toward the ovaries. This air can then become trapped and hurt the girl alot.

 

In this case pull out, and let her sit up so that her knees touch her boobs, basically squeezing air the air out and the pain goes away. Time for more sex. To counter this problem from happening in the first place its like a sponge. You squeeze a sponge before you put it in the water so that it soaks up more when it expands in the water. Before you put your dick in, make sure that she is in a posistion that she isnt going to create a vacumm of air so that when you pull out, air is sucked in.

 

 

 

Yeah well im semi-pro..

 

 

Like i said, im no expert, and im going from experience.

 

Also ive never known a case of pain due to trapped air....

You do realise that physically, that makes no sense. The bigger the dick is, the more it will fill, making the vagina air tight on entry. Then when going deeper adding pressure to the inside of the girl, the only escape is out the vagina. Hence a fart. Also, the air can push itself further towards the back and up toward the ovaries. This air can then become trapped and hurt the girl alot.

 

In this case pull out, and let her sit up so that her knees touch her boobs, basically squeezing air the air out and the pain goes away. Time for more sex. To counter this problem from happening in the first place its like a sponge. You squeeze a sponge before you put it in the water so that it soaks up more when it expands in the water. Before you put your dick in, make sure that she is in a posistion that she isnt going to create a vacumm of air so that when you pull out, air is sucked in.

 

 

 

Yeah well im semi-pro..

 

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Also ive never known a case of pain due to trapped air....

 

only from me taking to long to get off and they complain their vagina is sore..... and that makes baby jesus cry.

 

but the air getting trapped and causing pain is logical in reason so i'll have to agree with Diesel.

only from me taking to long to get off and they complain their vagina is sore..... and that makes baby jesus cry.

 

but the air getting trapped and causing pain is logical in reason so i'll have to agree with Diesel.

 

Hey, im not claiming what im saying is right. Im just going from personal experience.

 

Ive heard of getting your cock stuck while having sex in the bath/pool/jacuzzi though, so i guess there's some logical sense in it.

zuZu;436298']i hate vagina farts it always happens in doggy stlye

 

seconds that and it makes some fucked up noise.

Pay someone to sleep with you... carry out this experiment... let us know the results.

 

my guess is that the methane will disintigrate your cheese and youll be a happy man

 

fucking rifk

 

d3;436412']its called a god damned queef

 

RIFK TY

took the words from my mouf

 

although i couldnt stop laughing at kids saying 'vagina fart' or 'vagina exhale'

 

 

 

on topic: it completely depends on your relationship with partner

 

ive had girls i wouldnt do it in front of no matter what

ive had womenz who i was comfortable with and neithe of us cared

and ive had smuts that i would do it to on purpose

 

the real question is, how much do you/they care?

You mean you have the urge to fart when ur boy toy is railing you from behind? No lets NOT discuss that.
You mean you have the urge to fart when ur boy toy is railing you from behind? No lets NOT discuss that.

 

You remind me of an idiot.

 

 

Anyway, sex is gross, I hope I never have it.

You remind me of an idiot.

 

 

Anyway, sex is gross, I hope I never have it.

 

you won't, you're Austrailian.

zuZu;436298']i hate vagina farts it always happens in doggy stlye

 

trueee, i usually just laugh though

If you need to fart during sex YOU'RE GAY...

 

Hey.. when you gotta fart... you gotta fart...

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You mean you have the urge to fart when ur boy toy is railing you from behind? No lets NOT discuss that.

 

So unfunny. Go fucking drown you fucking retard.

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