January 29, 200718 yr Quote Sobeit;436353']she would die' date=' seriously it would make a noise and stink, wtf do you think you god damn moron.[/quote'] RIFK IRL jesus christ I literally fell out of my chair RIFK'ing post of the year no contest
January 29, 200718 yr I have farted during foreplay under the covers. I aired it out by opening up the other end with my feet. Luckily my girlfriend did not notice. I have also needed to take a piss halfway through intercourse. I stopped thrusting and politely asked my girlfriend if I could go to the toilet. She did not have a problem. I releived myself and we went back to fucking. In my experience if you are straight up about things, girls do not care; or nearly as much as you would expect.
January 29, 200718 yr this thread is so great. And i've never had an experience with farting yet during sex...Usually i don't fart or have to piss or anything until i'm done. gotta finish the job at hand before i move on.
January 29, 200718 yr Kashew said: this thread is so great. And i've never had an experience with farting yet during sex...Usually i don't fart or have to piss or anything until i'm done. gotta finish the job at hand before i move on. Doesn't peeing after sex hurt?
January 29, 200718 yr WorzeL said: Doesn't peeing after sex hurt? nah, not really. i usually have to shit after i bust, whether in sex or jacking off. come to think of it, even when i'm close to busting but don't....hmm, wierd.
January 29, 200718 yr WorzeL said: Doesn't peeing after sex hurt? Yes it does and it is really hard sometimes. You have to sit there for like 30 minutes trying to work it all out otherwise when you go out you start leaking.
January 29, 200718 yr GoodTimes said: Yes it does and it is really hard sometimes. You have to sit there for like 30 minutes trying to work it all out otherwise when you go out you start leaking. well it takes a while if you're trying to piss with a stiffy. and that doesnt even hurt.
January 29, 200718 yr 0_o? You've never had someone shit on your chest? Scat is the best, you have to try it. and make a video, then start a shock site
January 29, 200718 yr Myriad said: 0_o? You've never had someone shit on your chest? Scat is the best, you have to try it. and make a video, then start a shock site what do ya say worzel? sounds like myriad is making an offer to do it with you.
January 29, 200718 yr Kashew said: well it takes a while if you're trying to piss with a stiffy. and that doesnt even hurt. Hmm yeah thats in the morning if you wake up with morning glory. But straight after jacking off or having sex if I've done either and I go to piss it hurts like fuck. Possibly my penis is broken?
January 29, 200718 yr GoodTimes said: Hmm yeah thats in the morning if you wake up with morning glory. But straight after jacking off or having sex if I've done either and I go to piss it hurts like fuck. Possibly my penis is broken? maybe. i've never had that experience of pain.
January 29, 200718 yr GoodTimes said: Yes it does and it is really hard sometimes. You have to sit there for like 30 minutes trying to work it all out otherwise when you go out you start leaking. Haha, ditto. Such a fuss! Kashew said: what do ya say worzel? sounds like myriad is making an offer to do it with you. If i knew him in person id shit in a box, take it to his house, and force it down his throat. If he so much as comes near me with a piece of excrement, words cannot describe how id mutilate his fucking penis with my teeth.
January 29, 200718 yr WorzeL said: If i knew him in person id shit in a box, take it to his house, and force it down his throat. If he so much as comes near me with a piece of excrement, words cannot describe how id mutilate his fucking penis with my teeth. lulz. that's awesome.
January 29, 200718 yr Kashew said: maybe. i've never had that experience of pain. Your lucky, trust me. Now I take a good hard piss before I'm going to have an orgasm so I don't need to piss after. Learn from your experieces :naughtyd:
January 29, 200718 yr GoodTimes said: Your lucky, trust me. Now I take a good hard piss before I'm going to have an orgasm so I don't need to piss after. Learn from your experieces :naughtyd: at least you're doing something about it.
January 29, 200718 yr WorzeL said: If i knew him in person id shit in a box, take it to his house, and force it down his throat. If he so much as comes near me with a piece of excrement, words cannot describe how id mutilate his fucking penis with my teeth. dont worry little one, it wont jurt that much Edit, here's an example of what I do on my spare time. http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=12689
January 29, 200718 yr Myriad said: dont worry little one, it wont jurt that much Edit, here's an example of what I do on my spare time. http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=12689 Seen it before :hahano:
January 29, 200718 yr is it even possible to fart during smex? unless you had mexican food before i guess
January 29, 200718 yr Kashew said: nah, not really. i usually have to shit after i bust, whether in sex or jacking off. come to think of it, even when i'm close to busting but don't....hmm, wierd. Has anyone ever jerked off then went to go take a piss, then like after 2 minutes the tip of your penis stings? Or is there just something wrong with my penis.
January 30, 200718 yr T3RM1N4L said: Has anyone ever jerked off then went to go take a piss, then like after 2 minutes the tip of your penis stings? Or is there just something wrong with my penis. never happened to me...maybe there's something wrong with my penis?
January 30, 200718 yr T3RM1N4L said: Has anyone ever jerked off then went to go take a piss, then like after 2 minutes the tip of your penis stings? Or is there just something wrong with my penis. Ask lefty..im sure he's gone to some forums asking for advice on a similar subject.
