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Electronics Associate at Staples Inc.! Basically selling printers and computers and all that stuff to old people who didn't know what the hell they were buying. I eventually got canned because I lied about features on a new line of printers.

 

 

Plus, the uniform sucked

P-DoT;438616']Cosmetics factory.....

 

The first place, just linesman shit....

 

Sit there abd like, pick up a piece and put it onto a machine.... You had to be quick as fuck, and just do the same thing over and over for 8 hours....

 

I'm there again, just went to a shit temp agency and they sent me across to road, but now I'm at the one where they actually put shit in the stuff..

 

First I just made the containers and what not, now I fill them.... So everyday I steal as much shit as I can....

 

I got like 40 chapsticks my first day, have like 10 things of nail polish, 10 things of some 12.99 shower gel shit...

 

I'mma just collect and sell em off as packages for like 10$ each.

 

reminds me of drunkula

lefty;439054']reminds me of drunkula

 

I know this guy named popito, he buys baby formula.

 

http://www.myg0t.com/humpy/pictures/popitoese.jpg

Electronics Associate at Staples Inc.! Basically selling printers and computers and all that stuff to old people who didn't know what the hell they were buying. I eventually got canned because I lied about features on a new line of printers.

 

 

Plus, the uniform sucked

 

HAHA no way, I had the exact same job at staples. I was working as the computers floor salesperson and it was exactly how you described it; 8 hours of trying to explain basic technology to idiots =|

 

I got fired because I decided I was going to come to work stoned and I told some guy I would trade him a free iPod for his daughter (who was like 14 ^^).

I got fired because I decided I was going to come to work stoned and I told some guy I would trade him a free iPod for his daughter (who was like 14 ^^).

 

 

 

^ Never happened.

licking pubic hair and cum off the floor of a bathroom toilet seat

not the worst job i've had, but the worst i've seen irl

 

some woman was sucking sperm and shit into tubes, to check for diseases and shit, the smell, the sounds of suction...

 

AHHGKJSDHJSSKDJGDJG

 

horrible

 

Mine has to be working in a glass factory... watching piping hot glass bottles come down a conveyor belt and have to put them into boxes before they got to the end.

 

 

dont they have robots that do that kinda shit? lol

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I used to clean the shit that got stuck in old peoples assholes, ass flaps, thigh flaps, back flaps, fingers, finger nails, and in between teeth at a nursery home.

 

By shit I mean feces.

 

Wrong.. so wrong!

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MasterVampire;439952']dont they have robots that do that kinda shit? lol

 

Funny that, i thought this too... until i worked there.

 

i feel sorry for the poor idiots who are there for years, decades even...

worst job i haver had is a job i still do.. haha im a roughneck on an oil rig.. it has its perks.. almost 3 g's a week pay.. 2 weeks on, one week off, keeps you in good shape...but right now in alberta its cold as FUCK, like -30 or more with windchill...so that sucks..and makes it a bad job.. its good in the spring. lol

 

a good job i had was being a pizza delivery boy.. when i was 16 I used to make between 100-200 a night in tips alone (sunday-thursday) and on friday saturday would make over 200 easy in tips. its slack as fuck too. just driving around, delivering pizzas. mega KM's on the ride lol

worst job i haver had is a job i still do.. haha im a roughneck on an oil rig.. it has its perks.. almost 3 g's a week pay.. 2 weeks on, one week off, keeps you in good shape...but right now in alberta its cold as FUCK, like -30 or more with windchill...so that sucks..and makes it a bad job.. its good in the spring. lol

 

a good job i had was being a pizza delivery boy.. when i was 16 I used to make between 100-200 a night in tips alone (sunday-thursday) and on friday saturday would make over 200 easy in tips. its slack as fuck too. just driving around, delivering pizzas. mega KM's on the ride lol

 

yeea just moved from alberta..i worked with trican. rigging is good money but the hours suck and I quit soon as it was winter. cant stand working in -40 either.

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