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k So about maybe 1 1/2 hours ago or 2 hours ago idk, i got drunk. I was with my cousin and he had some leftover spin in his wallet. We were playing gta sa and i was like, fuck it lets get high. we tried smoking it but we didn't have enough and i was just inhaling burnt plastic (it was some crazy pen bong cone concoction, so we started drinking wine (couldnt find anything else open0). I had like 10 30 ml shots and started feeling wierd after 15 mins, so i decided to go for it and had about 15 - 20 more ( i weigh like 56 kg's) so i got drunk and 1 hours later im here. k.

I giess it doesnt take me a lot to get drunk.

 

How much / many does it take you to get drunk? and how can i possibly slow it or something if i was in a shot contest?

 

ALSO: i jerked off before for like 10 mins and could barely manage a dribble. (cure to premature ejaculation?) :gaykeke:

lol umm 2 40's and 7 shots :D

 

 

had that this wednesday and i was messed up

Strangely, when I've sipped a few brewskis I've actually lasted longer...it might be a cure! And they say beer causes problems, LOL

 

I dunno how many it takes for me to get drunk though...Everytime I've gotten drunk, I continue to drink and piss, over and over and over in a continuous cycle... I guess I stop when I get sleepy...

slower drinking leads to less drunkeness. Eating before hand also helps ease into a good buzz. But considering you didn't know either, you shouldn't be drinking anyways.

 

P.S. Fuck your metric system shit.

  megafighterx said:
slower drinking leads to less drunkeness. Eating before hand also helps ease into a good buzz. But considering you didn't know either, you shouldn't be drinking anyways.

 

P.S. Fuck your metric system shit.

 

or you can be cheap like me and drink a lot really fast without eating

 

who the fuck cares how long you last, the longer you last the more expensive it is for you

  Russell_Crowe said:
or you can be cheap like me and drink a lot really fast without eating

 

who the fuck cares how long you last, the longer you last the more expensive it is for you

 

OFT. The party usually ends for me when my wallet is almost empty.

  Russell_Crowe said:
or you can be cheap like me and drink a lot really fast without eating

 

who the fuck cares how long you last, the longer you last the more expensive it is for you

 

True, if you're looking to get drunk...

 

To thread starter:

Why not enjoy your drink and get something worth drinking? Quit trying to prove your "frat-boy"-ness to your cousin who you probably tried to bang.

  megafighterx said:
True, if you're looking to get drunk...

 

To thread starter:

Why not enjoy your drink and get something worth drinking? Quit trying to prove your "frat-boy"-ness to your cousin who you probably tried to bang.

 

yes, I don't drink alcohol for any other reason because there are other drinks I enjoy more

  Russell_Crowe said:
yes, I don't drink alcohol for any other reason because there are other drinks I enjoy more

 

of course you do. <noticed sarcasm>

I got a shit load of boozae for my birthday yesterday, come round for absinth shots anyone?

 

Yeah imma get fucked quick on that and midori tonight CHEAP DRUNK DO IT BETTER

During highschool drinking was crazy, a 24 pack of beer and a 26'er would maek for an interesting evening. Since then, I can barely get around to 14+ beer.

 

I find the best mix, comes to around 12 beer, 2 joints, and what ever else you need to top it off(couple shots of 151).

 

And booz does make you last longer. The next thing you need to keep in mind is the amount you tease the girl over the night. The more, the better.

 

btw, you want to make her scream? bring lube

I just keep knocking back the pints til I can't remember a fucking thing, I don't count how much I have but I guess over 6 hours I'll drink 15-20 pints of beer.
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did you know that dead men is a steam school? for commercial applications and stuff like that

  Halock said:
does anybody here play beer pong?

 

Only play russian roulette w/liquid cocain every now and then.

Well im a lightweight. 5 beer and im feelin it. 8 beer and im written off. haha everyone makes fun of me for it but i dont care. I dont have to go out and spend 80 bucks ot have a good night :cool:

down half a bottle of whiskey, always works for me, but i have the worse headaches next day

 

i advise bells scotch whisky

On Friday I had 2 shots of Southern Comfort, 9 shots of Jack Daniel's, 5 pints of Carlsberg Extra Cold, 1 shot of Pernod, 1 bottle of Budweiser, and a few shots of Smirnoff

 

 

I was fucked.

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