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It all starts last night at about 2 am, this nigga calls me up saying he has 2 hoes that wanna come chill and we gota go pick them up cause hes tryna chop her............

 

Being the nice ****** I am, I offered up my house, they could come chill.. So we drive out to Alcona to pick up these hoes....

 

We get there and now it's only his 1 girl who's coming who he's in love with tryna chop, this and that....

 

Whatever I'm cool, I just wanna drink and chill.. .So we get home this and that happens, half y'all were watching my webcam making fun of the ugly dude and the hoe, I'm just there drinking and shit....

 

So man is tryna mack her, but after like 10 mins, he goes for a smoke and she's like, I shouldn't tell you this, but you know he likes me, but I don't like him, I'm attracted to you.....

 

My fun begins.

 

So I'm playing booth sides right, chopping her, and telling him she wants him, and they good to go... Everytime he leaves she's on me then runs away, I lol.

 

Then they start fighting and I get the popcorn, he asks her to go for a smoke and shes begging me to come, but I told man I'd let him take her out alone everytime from now on, cause he kissed her and thought he was dealing with it.... So she's fighting for me to come, but I just sit there...

 

Few hours pass and it's like 6:30 am, fighting, etc happens, then he has to go home. I tell him it's not safe to drive her home, he agrees, she pretends to fall asleep in my bed so he leaves....

 

I go down and get head, tried to place it on cam, dunno if it went thru, gota ask whoever was still on.

 

Then she's asking me to fuck her but I said I had no condom, but I did, was just to lazy to go get it, so she gave me like 30 mins of head, and I couldn't walk no more....

 

Went to sleep, got up, shit happens...

About 11 am, she starts drinkign again.

 

My bredrin DJ Bosa comes over, and we do the tracklist for our tape and other shit....

An hour later the dude from the night before shows up...

 

So we all just chilling, he's still tryna chop her, I filled Bosa in on everything so he could laugh at everything as I was... All in all the middle of the day was nice....

 

Bosa stole her weed that the dude brought her, he brought her 45$ for cab money to go home, she gives it to Bosa to buy more liquor.

 

 

 

I was cool with that cause she said she had a ride...... Then everyone leaves, it's just me and her, was chill for abit, got next head, blamed not having a condom on her because she wouldn't leave so I could go out and do shit. Shes mad....

 

Then for like 3 hours shes just on the phoen with her friends tryna find a ride home, trashed as can be, I was getting serious vex, then she goes upto the bathroom, comes back says she puked, so I called a cab and told her to bounce, she had like 10$ left for a 50$ trip.....

 

Mi nuh cyare.

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runnign some shit again tonight, ill be back around 3 proabbly and might bring back some skettles, more info on irc when i get back
i thought it was gonan end with you waking up with all your shit stolen :tear:
i stopped readin when you said you had a mate, true story next time nigga

LOL LETS ALL POST ABOUT OUR FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS ON THE INTERNET INSTEAD OF TELLING OUR FRIENDS!!!!11

 

gtfo dj wigger

MY FRNED WAS CHOPPIN DIS HOE BUT SHE WAS DIGIN ME AND I WAS CHOPIN HER DEN I GOTS A BJ AND HES CHOPIN HER
MY FRNED WAS CHOPPIN DIS HIRL BUT SHE WAS DIGIN ME AND I WAS CHOPIN HER DEN I GOTS A BJ AND HES CHOPIN HER

 

summed it up well, including some nice wigger/nigger talk. just one thing...it's not girl in wiggerish, it's hoe, yo.

 

+1

thats not even wigger talk, no one talks like that.

 

ive never even heard a ****** say hes choppin somebody, probably some canadia shit rifk

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http://tinypic.com/44kcmko.jpg

 

 

there is a picture, u shoulda been on vid caht for maximum cuteness

 

 

wednesday night im having a jam after the club

 

bring bure hoes back, vid chat for win

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i thought it was gonan end with you waking up with all your shit stolen :tear:

 

My bredrin told me she was a big teef and to check my house, but I don't think she had anything.... she fully left her duttry panties and her hoodie thing.... I threw them in the snow.

 

 

very nice, do you do regular club stuff ?

 

yes?

 

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>:{

 

LOL LETS ALL POST ABOUT OUR FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS ON THE INTERNET INSTEAD OF TELLING OUR FRIENDS!!!!11

 

gtfo dj wigger

Is that jealousy I sense?

Come up with something better then DJ Wigger.... Even that fatass Hoodenhen can come up with some decent insults...

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there is a picture, u shoulda been on vid caht for maximum cuteness

 

 

wednesday night im having a jam after the club

 

bring bure hoes back, vid chat for win

 

 

 

Awww shes kinda hot!

 

Not bad for a whore! :lmfao:

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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

GG my brother from another mother.

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