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In the "post your girlfriend" thread, I noticed lefty has a photobucket named /drtimmerz/. A few seconds of googling later...

 

 

USERNAME: drtimmerz

DATE: 05-31-2004 10:34PM

POINTS: 250 STATUS: Answered Question

Question: When mastubating, how long does it take till you cum. i am 13 and need 2 know, i didn't even think i was old enough but he said i could as long as there was hair down there (there is) and also any tips to make it easy 2 cum? this is embarrassing but this site is very helpful.

 

http://www.joegenius.com/questions/5161

 

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He replied in a thread about ass pimples and it was revealed he lathers his ass with crest before a date

 

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By: TShunnystaken Make a Friend Date: 2/25/2003

Okay, this is super embarrassing but I am sure I am not alone on this one. Lately I have been getting zits on my ass.

 

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i kno.... i hate em....

By: drtimmerz Make a Friend Date: 10/6/2002

im tryin tooth paste now... i got a date

 

confirmation it's him in http://www.hardmud.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=phpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=23261&sid=95957dc4482d97c2667692f2c9d5fe03

 

 

Also on kiwi, proof that he's a ladies man. from the age of five.

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By: drtimmerz Make a Friend Date: 10/9/2002

i started dating when i was 5

 

[his cooldude avatar is not to be overlooked. http://www.kiwibox.com/images/icons/599.gif]

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theMinkey;438244']In the "post your girlfriend" thread, I noticed lefty has a photobucket named /drtimmerz/. A few seconds of googling later...

 

 

USERNAME: drtimmerz

DATE: 05-31-2004 10:34PM

POINTS: 250 STATUS: Answered Question

Question: When mastubating, how long does it take till you cum. i am 13 and need 2 know, i didn't even think i was old enough but he said i could as long as there was hair down there (there is) and also any tips to make it easy 2 cum? this is embarrassing but this site is very helpful.

 

 

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theMinkey;438244']In the "post your girlfriend" thread, I noticed lefty has a photobucket named /drtimmerz/. A few seconds of googling later...

 

 

USERNAME: drtimmerz

DATE: 05-31-2004 10:34PM

POINTS: 250 STATUS: Answered Question

Question: When mastubating, how long does it take till you cum. i am 13 and need 2 know, i didn't even think i was old enough but he said i could as long as there was hair down there (there is) and also any tips to make it easy 2 cum? this is embarrassing but this site is very helpful.

 

http://www.joegenius.com/questions/5161

 

DISCUSS

 

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Comment from drtimmerz (0)

Date: 05-31-2004 10:34PM

oh and no sites please, my mom checks pc history lol

 

Accepted Answer from 50centwithGunit (1,481)

Date: 05-31-2004 10:38PM

it takes about 10 minutes but u have to u kno go fast get into it and in 10 minutes u'll be mad good luck lol peace

 

Comment from sixwithouthenine (16,816)

Date: 05-31-2004 10:40PM

Have a girl do it for you...that might help ;)

 

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Comment from drtimmerz (0)

Date: 05-31-2004 10:42PM

i had a girl do it but she stopped 5 minutes later... she must have got bored lol

 

 

 

FUCKING LOL

lmao ++ i remember that, ah memories

well about the masturbating thing i know i did asked awhile ago, but idk about the lathering ass part i've never had acne other than the shoulderblades, i lather my ass with semen tho

and pinkstupid1 was never my girlfriend though shes always kinda been a so so friend

nice dude, nice

DATE: 05-31-2004 10:34PM

 

i think i was actually 12 when i asked that im trying to figure out cuz my birthday is august of 91

http://www.joegenius.com/questions/5201

 

USERNAME: drtimmerz (0)

DATE: 06-03-2004 12:02AM

POINTS: 250 STATUS: Answered Question

Question: how often can i masturbate???? like if i masturbate in the morning when can i next from there?

 

 

Comment from meatwad (5,383)

Date: 06-03-2004 12:12AM

 

there is no limit to how long but if you start to get blisters that might be a good sign that you should stop for a while. but if you do it too often then you might eratate the skin and that will be bad. ........so about four or five times a day should be the max...if your that desparte.

good luck!!!

Comment from brownie (31,959)

Date: 06-03-2004 12:16AM

 

kev your the expirt on that arnt ya.

Comment from Stu_Pidaso (5,529)

Date: 06-03-2004 12:17AM

 

well.... u can do it as much as u want i guess... as long as u use lotsa lube u wont hurt anything

Comment from drtimmerz (0)

Date: 06-03-2004 12:18AM

 

no i mean like if i cum then when the next time i can cum

Comment from RiceBoi (4,602)

Date: 06-03-2004 12:26AM

 

once it goes up again.... assuming ur a guy

Comment from sixwithouthenine (16,816)

Date: 06-03-2004 12:31AM

 

when you get horny enough to masturbate and decide you wanna cum again

Comment from Stu_Pidaso (5,529)

Date: 06-03-2004 12:52AM

 

yea, basically u just gotta wait till it goes down, then comes back up again

Accepted Answer from CyberClaw (500)

Date: 06-03-2004 06:59AM

 

It depends. Some guys will be right ready for a second one, and some girls can get 3 or 4 orgasms in a row (either multiple, or one after the other).

 

But the awnser is simple. When you are on your privacy (preferebly - but whatever rocks your boat), and horny, you can masturbate.

 

Keep in mind if you are a guy, that after the 3rd time on a day, you'll probably not ejaculate any sperm - although you still obviously orgasm.

Comment from hex0 (775)

Date: 06-03-2004 12:28PM

 

i think i read something like when i was 12 or so that the average time for a guy to build up the sperm is aprox. 2 hours...

Comment from FatalMistake (1,000)

Date: 06-03-2004 03:49PM

 

there is no limit - you can jerk your gerkin all day long but after while it will drain of cum - and it will hurt like a bitch kinda like your balls are sucking at your insides through a straw trying to find extra cum to fill its tank - it can be a little painful

Comment from 50centwithGunit (1,481)

Date: 06-03-2004 04:08PM

 

u can again cum after at least 4 hours i got this in a site if not u can gte infections and get big blisters that are nasty and remember try not to do it so much it can cause damage if it gets infected or soemthing good luck

Comment from Ares (9,630)

Date: 06-03-2004 04:39PM

 

your body constantly produces cum and the only thing that may stop you is you energy yo do it b/c it takes up alot of energy to produce cum and my estimate would be only 1-2 times a day b/c you dont want your body to tire our

Comment from Jewls (33,460)

Date: 06-03-2004 05:47PM

 

whenever u are and or want tobe horny...u kno it turns girls on!

Comment from maddog (0)

Date: 06-03-2004 06:26PM

 

IF YOUR A BOY

you can get some lotion a condom but if you forget the condom you will get some in the head and get and infection and it will hurt like heck ........ you can do it every 30-60 seconds if you wish it taes some time to go down isf you do not wait it will tickle and you will flinch and you do not have to be horny like when im bored I just rub one off with GREAT PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

IF YOU ARE A GIRL

you can use the back of your toothbrush and shove it up wherever you want or you can use your hand......... You can do this from 5-10 seconds and it will not hurt at all.......

Comment from Khrista (0)

Date: 06-06-2004 11:57PM

 

depends if your a guy or girl, cause sometimes you want to do it everyday though you just did it earlier that day...so, its up to you ok? it Depends on you...

Comment from guk136 (0)

Date: 07-10-2004 12:15AM

 

whenever you get horney again (like in 5 minutes)

 

 

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lol a little, i guess i didnt really trust anyone to ask them about jerkin off so i went to the internets

oh fuck dude my mom probably googled my screenname a long time ago lmfao cuz she was telling me about how she googled her ex's lol shit

ahah now its embarrasing

p.s. google drtimmerz and check out my 1337 r00nscape account cuz thats about it

thread's like these are the reason the myg0t forums are so great

 

 

minkey, A++ as usual :naughty:

Oh well, shit happens I guess...

 

 

I'm sure if you guys looked around on the internet for all of us you'd find something embarrassing.

Oh well, shit happens I guess...

 

 

I'm sure if you guys looked around on the internet for all of us you'd find something embarrassing.

 

Speaking of which you might want to take your cell number off your LiveJournal.

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