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matrix paintball! i dodged paints in pantball myg0t style!

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hey guyz, i was playing paintball with my freidns and i was being shot at by some guy and i RAN AT HIM, and as his paintball came flying at me i did a roundhouse kick and kicked it back at his face and it exploded on his face (ive trained in kungfu for many years).

 

also i dodge paintballs that this girl shot at me and as I was dodging them i said "MYG0T OWNS YOU!" at the same time. cool huh guys? thats cool huh that I said myg0t owns u? then afterwards the girl was really impressed with me and i think she like wanted to have sex with me.

 

so how many of u can do real life matrix moves?

woah, rofl :rl:

 

u know that smiley is a reference to a weapon in unreal tournement. my dad was the man who made unreal tournament

hey guyz, i was playing paintball with my freidns and i was being shot at by some guy and i RAN AT HIM, and as his paintball came flying at me i did a roundhouse kick and kicked it back at his face and it exploded on his face (ive trained in kungfu for many years).

 

also i dodge paintballs that this girl shot at me and as I was dodging them i said "MYG0T OWNS YOU!" at the same time. cool huh guys? thats cool huh that I said myg0t owns u? then afterwards the girl was really impressed with me and i think she like wanted to have sex with me.

 

so how many of u can do real life matrix moves?

 

quit life.

quit life.

 

no U

 

lol looks like u just got owned!

Jedi Pimp']holy shit serious? dude that was a fucking awesome story. You want to join myg0t for real?

 

StreeT STyLe!!!!

hey guyz, i was playing paintball with my freidns and i was being shot at by some guy and i RAN AT HIM, and as his paintball came flying at me i did a roundhouse kick and kicked it back at his face and it exploded on his face (ive trained in kungfu for many years).

 

also i dodge paintballs that this girl shot at me and as I was dodging them i said "MYG0T OWNS YOU!" at the same time. cool huh guys? thats cool huh that I said myg0t owns u? then afterwards the girl was really impressed with me and i think she like wanted to have sex with me.

 

so how many of u can do real life matrix moves?

 

OMG...you are my hero...like WTF!?!?!?...J00 R m3n...

 

You really said myg0t OWNZ YOU!! to some chick and she wanted

teh buttseckseh??...You own....damn...I'm completely baffled and that

is soo cool you said myg0t owns u...omg what to do with my butt plug matrix style god I feel like stabbing a chilichoker and choke him with my

logitech mouse matrix style AGAIN!!! OMG WHAT TO DO!!!!

 

OMG J00 L337....!!!!!!!!!11111111

OMG...you are my hero...like WTF!?!?!?...J00 R m3n...

 

You really said myg0t OWNZ YOU!! to some chick and she wanted

teh buttseckseh??...You own....damn...I'm completely baffled and that

is soo cool you said myg0t owns u...omg what to do with my butt plug matrix style god I feel like stabbing a chilichoker and choke him with my

logitech mouse matrix style AGAIN!!! OMG WHAT TO DO!!!!

 

OMG J00 L337....!!!!!!!!!11111111

 

i feel sorry for your parents

the "myg0t owns you" part sounds like it pwned... u r so cool

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

buttsecks?

OMG H4x l33t m3n! You did the matrix and kicked it back at his face? Did he turn into a n1g and manscheks you? You really need to join myg0t, they can use a ninja like you :wow: :wow: :wow:

 

 

Fucking retard

 

:bowrofl:

 

 

I bet aguy R raged now?!?! DAMN..

OMG H4x l33t m3n! You did the matrix and kicked it back at his face? Did he turn into a n1g and manscheks you? You really need to join myg0t, they can use a ninja like you :wow: :wow: :wow:

 

 

Fucking retard

 

:bowrofl:

 

ur raged cause im hardcore and on the edge

ur raged cause im hardcore and on the edge

 

I mr raged by your mad mansechkz sir, thank you.

quit life.

 

http://www.imageshack.us/files2/npor.jpg

 

hahahahha.

hey guyz, i was playing paintball with my freidns and i was being shot at by some guy and i RAN AT HIM, and as his paintball came flying at me i did a roundhouse kick and kicked it back at his face and it exploded on his face (ive trained in kungfu for many years).

 

also i dodge paintballs that this girl shot at me and as I was dodging them i said "MYG0T OWNS YOU!" at the same time. cool huh guys? thats cool huh that I said myg0t owns u? then afterwards the girl was really impressed with me and i think she like wanted to have sex with me.

 

so how many of u can do real life matrix moves?

My opinion of you just elevated to new heights .. WILL YOU BE THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN?!?!? :bj:

oh man aguy...you so m3n
u know that smiley is a reference to a weapon in unreal tournement. my dad was the man who made unreal tournament

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

 

:grin2:

u know that smiley is a reference to a weapon in unreal tournement. my dad was the man who made unreal tournament

 

 

The guys that made unreal are young so your Lying.

ok from the sound of it , it sounds like you dont own a paintball gun seeing as you had to 1337ley kick that guys paintball back at his faec and as you were dodging that one girls paintballs. so id like to ask how you expect to win without a paintball gun? :gaysex2:
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