February 16, 200718 yr Congrats you had sex with 1 girl that you technically paid for because she was your gf and therefore you probably bought her shit. So basically what you had is a legal form of prostitution, you should be so proud of yourself (I'm sure you are). I believe you also mentioning that ur fat, so judging by that she was probably ugly and you are a sad individual. grats you got laid once, and you basically paid for it. come talk to me when you can get it for free thx Wii is pwnage k, very fun when drunk You fail, you better hope that Wii remote vibrates,it's the only action you'll ever get, and getting drunk will surely help you when you ram that lubed up remote up your ass. Have fun
February 16, 200718 yr You fail, you better hope that Wii remote vibrates,it's the only action you'll ever get, and getting drunk will surely help you when you ram that lubed up remote up your ass. Have fun qft lmfao ahaha the wii is fun for about 10 minutes..after that it just gets repetitive.
February 16, 200718 yr Author You fail, you better hope that Wii remote vibrates,it's the only action you'll ever get, and getting drunk will surely help you when you ram that lubed up remote up your ass. Have fun lol someone is feeling bad about themself... btw it's unfortunate that i have already had more action than that otherwise you had a chance that prediction might actually be true =(, not. do i sense some anger in here? *points at j0rkeh* he's jealous and exposed =(
February 16, 200718 yr lol someone is feeling bad about themself... btw it's unfortunate that i have already had more action than that otherwise you had a chance that prediction might actually be true =(, not. *points at j0rkeh* he's jealous and exposed =( Jealous that you know how to slide a vibrator up your ass and I don't? Exposed? The only thing exposed is your bare ass when you slide it up sir. No one is angry. The Wii sucks and is only good to satisfy your girlfriend because you couldn't. No wonder you get drunk, it's the only way you could have fun with that thing, and deal with the fact that you fail at life and the only way you could get to third base with an actual girl is in "Wii baseball". Good day sir.
February 16, 200718 yr Author Jealous that you know how to slide a vibrator up your ass and I don't? Exposed? The only thing exposed is your bare ass when you slide it up sir. No one is angry. The Wii sucks and is only good to satisfy your girlfriend because you couldn't. No wonder you get drunk, it's the only way you could have fun with that thing, and deal with the fact that you fail at life and the only way you could get to third base with an actual girl is in "Wii baseball". Good day sir. ahahahah, jealous and raged that you only have had sex once and are too proud of it 10 bucks says you have never even played a Wii
February 16, 200718 yr ahahahah, jealous and raged that you only have had sex once and are too proud of it 10 bucks says you have never even played a Wii Explain to me what I am jealous of? Is it your your arts in the shoving penis shaped objects in to your anus? As for the sex, OMG I HUD SECKS ONCE I AM SO KEWLLL LOLOLLOOLLOLOLOLO, no, you fail. The only thing I'm proud of is not waisting my money on a plastic rectangular piece of shit that has a name that sounds like a slang for the male genitalia and a controller to back it up, and that alcohol has helped you fulfill its true use and fill the void in your sexual loneliness, and also the void between your butt cheeks. Have fun.
February 16, 200718 yr at failing? agreed p.s. fail j0rkeh > Russel_Crowe j0rkeh's already won give it up.
February 17, 200718 yr i smell raged I'd be raged too if I had spend my money on a system that has the potential of a vibrator.
February 20, 200718 yr Author reviving thread to shrine j0rkeh's rage j0rkeh > Russel_Crowe j0rkeh's already won give it up. http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/pictures/anime/anime185.jpg
February 20, 200718 yr reviving thread to shrine j0rkeh's rage http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/pictures/anime/anime185.jpg http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4236/watergun2smallwi9.jpg I WIN
February 20, 200718 yr http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4236/watergun2smallwi9.jpg I WIN Sudowudo (or w/e you spell it) is a grass-type pokémon...but that one episode proved he also hates water :X you win. yes I still watch that.
February 20, 200718 yr Author http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4236/watergun2smallwi9.jpg I WIN http://www.isoaker.com/Armoury/CPSSeries/1996/cps2000.jpg
February 20, 200718 yr http://www.isoaker.com/Armoury/CPSSeries/1996/cps2000.jpg http://www.israeli-weapons.com/weapons/missile_systems/anti-armor/bazooka/bazooka.gif
February 20, 200718 yr Author http://www.israeli-weapons.com/weapons/missile_systems/anti-armor/bazooka/bazooka.gif http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/systems/images/mk7-pic2.jpg
February 20, 200718 yr http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/systems/images/mk7-pic2.jpg http://www.modern.com.au/merchandise/images/LL7185s%20-%20teddy%20bear.jpg
February 20, 200718 yr http://www.israeli-weapons.com/weapons/missile_systems/anti-armor/bazooka/bazooka.gif israeli weapons? fucking fail you jew
February 22, 200718 yr what a suprise russell crowe rages noobs, and makes yet another epic thread :wow:
