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This conversation took place on online monopoly, but I copy pasted the chat instead of screenshotting it.

 

You know those ***s that always ask to chat and play with girls on games like online monopoly? Well I decided to teach one of them a lesson he will never forget.

I am ledhead818, duh.

 

 

yeap654: asl?

ledhead818: 24/f/ca(Reader's not: Fake)

yeap654: str822/m

yeap654 selects the Hat.

yeap654: want to chat or play?

ledhead818: Whichever

ledhead818 selects the Shoe.

yeap654: u tell me

ledhead818: I wish they could make the shoe not so ugly

ledhead818: It is an insult to fashion

ledhead818: We can just chat i you want

ledhead818: *if

yeap654 gets $1500 from the bank.

ledhead818 gets $1500 from the bank.

yeap654: k

yeap654: what ya look like?

ledhead818: blonde hair blue eyes

yeap654: and?

ledhead818: And what?

ledhead818: What do you want to know?

yeap654: anything and everything

ledhead818: Pretty skinny although I sometimes think I am fat even though everyone says I am not

yeap654: ok...

ledhead818: ok what?

yeap654: what else

ledhead818: You said you wanted details :/

ledhead818: Be specific what do you want to know ;)

yeap654: want to klnow about that body

ledhead818: What about it?

yeap654: describe it

ledhead818: Which parts ;)

yeap654: all of it

ledhead818: Specific measurements?

yeap654: yea that to

yeap654: ?

ledhead818: I am a size 5 and I have strong legs because I ran track in college and high school and I have a pretty thin waist although I want it thinner. more co

ledhead818: I am a 36 C and I have a straight blone hair as I said before

ledhead818: Sorry I am a slow typist

yeap654: damn...

ledhead818: :)

yeap654: sound hot as hell

yeap654: ass?

ledhead818: Oh I forgot

ledhead818: Well I hear its nice

ledhead818: But I can't see it

ledhead818: :)

yeap654: haha i hear ya

yeap654: u shave?

ledhead818: Yes

ledhead818: Of course

yeap654: all the way?

ledhead818: yep :)

yeap654: damn sexy a*s

yeap654: what you wearin right now

ledhead818: Thanks

yeap654: ?

ledhead818: I am wearing a short blue skirt and a blue shirt and I was wearing a jacket about 30 seconds ago

ledhead818: but its getting a little hot in here

ledhead818: So I took it off

ledhead818: Sorry like I said I am a slow typist

yeap654: damn girl

yeap654: getin a little uncomfortable over hre thinkin boutu with those big t*ts stradelin my lap

ledhead818: I think they are small

ledhead818: But I am pretty self conscious I guess

yeap654: big

ledhead818: Well everyone seems to like them well enough

yeap654: u getin a little horny over there?

ledhead818: Yes

yeap654: what u thinkin bout

ledhead818: Nothing I am feel comfortable writing :/

ledhead818: *no am

yeap654: im sorry

ledhead818: No its fine

ledhead818: I am not mad at you

ledhead818: I just feel kind of weird talking about that stuff sometimes

yeap654: i got a rock hard problem over here now an wonderin what ur gonna do about it

ledhead818: Unless I really like someone

ledhead818: Well I am pretty sure I am too far and I can't just come out of your screen and help you with it

yeap654: u can talk me thru it

ledhead818: I don't know

yeap654: okdont worry bout it

yeap654: we dont gotta talk about this

ledhead818: I haven't ever done anything like that before

ledhead818: I don't know what to do

ledhead818: No I want to

ledhead818: I am just not sure how

yeap654: whats ur fav position?

ledhead818: I like all of them

ledhead818: I don't have a prefrence

ledhead818: As long as I am with a guy with a big you know what it doesn't matter

yeap654: well if i was there which one would u love for me and this almost 9 in d**k to put u in

ledhead818: hmmm

ledhead818: Ohhh I am getting pretty horny thinking about this

yeap654: getin a little wet are u?

ledhead818: yes

ledhead818: Well I have never done standing and carrying

ledhead818: I would want to try that

yeap654: yea that is fun

yeap654: ur wearin a skirt aint u?

ledhead818: not anymore

yeap654: what u got on?

ledhead818: nothing

ledhead818: IThis is too jmuch

yeap654: touch ur pusstell me how it feels

ledhead818: my typing is going to get a bit slower, sorry

ledhead818: One handed is harder

yeap654: what u doin with that one hand

ledhead818: it fells rrrrreeddaally good ohh this is hard

ledhead818: fingering myself

yeap654: u fingerin urself right now?

ledhead818: yes

yeap654: how many fingers are u usein

ledhead818: 2

yeap654: mmmmm

yeap654: wish i was there

ledhead818: me too

yeap654: i would walk over to u and spread ur legs wide ope an drop to my knees

yeap654: start kissin u from ur ankles to ur knees

ledhead818: then what?

yeap654: knees up ur thighs and begin to lick the edge of ur puss while i stick on finger inside u

ledhead818: mmmmmm

yeap654: lickin and s*ckin on ur clt usin 2 fingers now in and out

yeap654: fast then slow soft then hard

ledhead818: ohhhhh

yeap654: how wet are u

ledhead818: pretty wet

yeap654: what are u doin?

ledhead818: moaning now

yeap654: rubbin on those t*ts?

ledhead818: yes keep typing I need my other hand

yeap654: ude that other hand to caresse ur whole body

yeap654: runnin it over and grabin ur own assrubbin it across ur t*ts jsut bardly touchin ur hard nipples

yeap654: i wanna see what ur doin right now

yeap654: cam?

ledhead818: hmm I think I have one somewhere but I don't want to go look for it

yeap654: mmmm takepictures for me

ledhead818: ok

yeap654: u got yahoo?

ledhead818: My digi camera is right here

ledhead818: no

yeap654: msn

yeap654: ?

ledhead818: but my friend can upload them on his sight for me

ledhead818: I have gmail

yeap654: i duno what that is(Reader's Note: What a ***)

ledhead818: I can just have my friend upload the pictures to hissite

yeap654: damn my d**k is so hardi can feel the prenut drippin on my leg

ledhead818: He says he dosn't get much traffic anyway. And he willl do it because then he can see the pictures

yeap654: what site

ledhead818: I don't remember

ledhead818: I will ask him right now

ledhead818: When I ask him to upload them

yeap654: ha ok guess lets jsut get back to where we were

ledhead818: ok

ledhead818: I have my camera ready

yeap654: just imagine me pickin you up and throwin u on ur back

ledhead818: ohh that was a good photo, I am keeping that one

yeap654: ?? what ya doin

ledhead818: sorry I didn't want to stop until I had some more good pictures for you

ledhead818: You will see in the pictures

ledhead818: Ok let me call my friend

yeap654: r u done?

yeap654: finaly pull my d**k outan u leave me

ledhead818: Not yet, but I am going to keep going while I call him, He gets an extra surprise

yeap654: mmmmu tell me now what u would do to me

yeap654: got my hasnd wraped round my d**k

ledhead818: Alright I sent him the files he is almost done uploading them

ledhead818: I will give you the link so you can have the pictures too

ledhead818: thewillpower.org the pictures are uploaded-also when you go there come and talk to me about what you think of me(Reader's Note: Gay porn site)

yeap654: haha

ledhead818: owned?

yeap654: haha

ledhead818: ok seriously let me give you the link, good luck mastuerbating now though

ledhead818: It is his gay worlodwarcraft website

ledhead818: That is why he I broke up with him

ledhead818: He wouldn't stop playing it

ledhead818: wowomg.com

yeap654: im good not fallin twice

yeap654: bye

ledhead818: wait

ledhead818: I have yahoo

ledhead818: I will send you the pictures

ledhead818: Sorry for tricking you

ledhead818: guess what lol I am a guy

ledhead818: owned

ledhead818: ***

ledhead818: ***

ledhead818: ***

ledhead818: ***

ledhead818: ***

yeap654 has left the game.

yeap654 goes bankrupt!

 

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backwards;444365']"This conversation took place on online monopoly' date='[/i']"

 

why is it in the hl section then :o

 

Because I am a dumbass and clicked the wrong link.

 

Sigh

Can this be moved please, I am an idiot:wtcslap:

2/10 because it's a text game and we don't know what pics you really sent him
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2/10 because it's a text game and we don't know what pics you really sent him

 

I didn't send him any pictures what are you talking about?

I referred him to a gay porn website and then told him I was a guy. You must not read good.

The way you worded it at the end it would seem like you sent him pictures then said that... timestamps for chats are KOOL!
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The way you worded it at the end it would seem like you sent him pictures then said that... timestamps for chats are KOOL!

 

Yes, but they didn't have timestamps. And what happened was I told him I would send the pictures, but he was upset about the gay porn and was about to leave so I was trying to tell him before he left.

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