Posted February 15, 200718 yr 1. Stuck my middle finger in the Year 7 grade photos. (5 years ago) 2. Hurled projectiles of various sizes out of the bus and train windows. (3 years ago) Projectiles: -Sandwiches -Banana peels -Wood scraps -Grapes -Bottles Best Ownages: - Threw a combination of projectiles at the same time, swept off 3 plates of food and a cup of coffee off a table. -Girl dropped her phone when hit. -Threw some wood scraps at a platform guard when the train was departing the station, was very furious. -A 1.25L empty bottle bounced from one head to another on a crowded train platform. -Threw some rocks at a passing by bicycle rider, got pissed and began pursuing us. When the bus stopped to drop a passenger off,the bicycle caught up and someone apologized to him for me. When the bus departed the stop he shouted "fuck you" to him, he ceased pursuit. -A grape was thrown into a sunroom and landed on a passenger's head. Poor bitch frantically tries to brush it off, ultimate RIFK. -Threw a takeaway box of pasta flat onto the passenger seat of an adjacent car, bitch continued to drive, lol. -Threw some bread an asian driver, he was furious and got out of the car. Knocked on the bus door, driver didn't answer and continued to drive. BEAT THAT.
February 15, 200718 yr terrorist threats to a jewish girl. i made cnn in the little text that scrolls at the bottom. im a minor so no name release. every jewish church and oranization in california was having a fucking fit over it.
February 15, 200718 yr Well those were pretty gay but I can't think of any better so w/e. A few years ago at school I was with my friends and we saw all the kids playing football and soccer on the field. My friends and I got all their school bags that they left and tied them together with the straps (about 15-20 bags). When lunch was over we walked away and watched the carnage. Some people were like "ok guys lets work together and cooperate" while most (being footballers) just ran in and started pulling as hard as they could. Schoolbooks everywhere, broken bags. Pretty stupid / lame but provided minor enjoyment.
February 15, 200718 yr Did 2 extremely real life rages myself besides school firealarm. 1/ Golf course with dad, saw a bloke with a bucket of golf balls on his cart, at that time i remember "Balls of steel" so I thought hey that be fun, got the golf balls ran past an OAP golfer and poured the balls right next him. He started shouting "Oi u cheeky cunt get back here". Legg'd it a mile to the toilets (they got carts so you need to run fast). 2/ This was funny since it was infront of a crowd. In skeggy (skegness) you have to pay to use the toilets unless u go for a piss at the far-end of the beach. I needed a piss and didn't have any money on me so I was waiting outside for my cousin to give me some change (went to buy some sweets lol). I saw a guy come out of like a staff door entrance but it never had a sign that it was, so my cousin got back and he spent all the money and I was DYING for a piss so i thought fuck it opened the door which the guy came out from and sitting there taking a shit was a 40 something women reading "OK magaZine" I ran while laughing with a stitch. My cousin was still standing outside toilets with what so 20 people waiting for sibilings to come out of the toilets. Before I ran though i saw her for 5 seconds looking around confusl'd on what happened. If anyone was their and whitness'd it I hope you covered your childrens eyes. BULLS OF STEEL IS FUCKING FRIDAY AT 11 YAHOO NEW SERIES :cool:
February 15, 200718 yr Author Leopulse;445028']I flew a plane into a skyscraper. You deserve a Good Conduct medal from Taliban on your Tour of Duty. Enjoy the 72 virgin men Allah promised you. :gaysex: :lmfao: :gaykeke: j/k
February 15, 200718 yr we poured ranch dressing all over a teachers door and drew a penis in the ranch teacher was crazy but didnt do anything watching him enter his classroom was the lolz
February 15, 200718 yr Leopulse;445028']I flew a plane into a skyscraper. I never knew you were a jew. I threw a ketchup pie at someone I saw one time. Talk about fucking pissed. :sleep2:
February 15, 200718 yr In my English class (I go to a shitty community college so every class has a few people 40+) this lady decided to tell me about her problems with her daughter, stuff about her doing drugs and stealing etc. After she finished I said "you're kind of a failure as a parent". Uber raged. This other time this girl I was trying to pwn in the butt (she was kind of whorish) told me she was pregnant from some asshole guy. I offered to punch her in the stomach. I dunno if it was true or not, but she was raged. Threw some firecrackers out the bathroom window from the 8th story of a vegas hotel (The Orleans IIRC) at around 3AM, raged many people. I rage my political science teacher pretty much every tues/thursday since I'm better at arguing than he is. This tuesday he was talking about California's policy of racial integration in schools, and how they want to make all schools equally composed of every race (nevermind population demographics or the fact some races outnumber others) and I said "I heard of a similar plan to end unfair racial distribution, only with that plan everyone had to have blonde hair and blue eyes". He was PISSED, could barely talk, and wrote me a note saying not to comment in his class unless I write it down and think about it first. Gonna rage him today with http://www.oism.org/pproject since he's a firm believer in TEH GLOBAL WARMX1NGS. Uh, I'm moving out which has thourougly raged my parents. Also I have no friends, which may stem from my rageability.
February 15, 200718 yr I fed my cat at 8:00 pm instead of normally feeding him at 6:00 pm, EXTREME RAGE.
February 15, 200718 yr I fed my cat at 8:00 pm instead of normally feeding him at 6:00 pm, EXTREME RAGE. only cool rage in this thread so far.
February 15, 200718 yr Beating 3 people up BADLY in school. No one fucks with david pwnerer. Not even chuck norris. Teh haxing a german anti-counterstrike forum. This teh r0xr0xr0xr0xr0x0rx0rxc0xc0xc0xZ0red!
February 15, 200718 yr Put waterbombs in a kid's hoodie hood and pulled his hood over his head, then put waterbombs down the back of his shirt then slapped his back. Kid cries and runs home, next thing we know his angry aggressive dad turns up (btw the kid deserved it, one of those cheeky little fucks that runs his mouth off to show off to the prepubescant kids that acompany him until he gets owned then shuts the fuck up). When I was in school me and some friends put a kid into his own sports bag (it was a fucking huge bag and he was pretty tiny). Teachers got raged and unzipped him as soon as they found that the bag on the table was moving. Something one of my friends did that was fucking hilarious was throwing snowballs at some asian guy's van as he was dropping his daughter off at school. Asian man got angry and started swearing and sticking his finger up at us, then wound down his window so we could hear the abuse. Friend threw sleet-ball in asian man's face, the next thing I know the asian man reverses out of the school drive and heads stright for my friend. Friend runs out of the way, asian man misses, crashes into someone's garden fence then gets owned by the person who's fence he just ruined.
February 15, 200718 yr 0ne;445255']http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v614/wne/lolslave17.jpg Hahahahahaha
February 15, 200718 yr 1. Stuck my middle finger in the Year 7 grade photos. (5 years ago) 2. Hurled projectiles of various sizes out of the bus and train windows. (3 years ago) Projectiles: -Sandwiches -Banana peels -Wood scraps -Grapes -Bottles Best Ownages: - Threw a combination of projectiles at the same time, swept off 3 plates of food and a cup of coffee off a table. -Girl dropped her phone when hit. -Threw some wood scraps at a platform guard when the train was departing the station, was very furious. -A 1.25L empty bottle bounced from one head to another on a crowded train platform. -Threw some rocks at a passing by bicycle rider, got pissed and began pursuing us. When the bus stopped to drop a passenger off,the bicycle caught up and someone apologized to him for me. When the bus departed the stop he shouted "fuck you" to him, he ceased pursuit. -A grape was thrown into a sunroom and landed on a passenger's head. Poor bitch frantically tries to brush it off, ultimate RIFK. -Threw a takeaway box of pasta flat onto the passenger seat of an adjacent car, bitch continued to drive, lol. -Threw some bread an asian driver, he was furious and got out of the car. Knocked on the bus door, driver didn't answer and continued to drive. BEAT THAT. it's called having a rough youth.
February 15, 200718 yr Posted Hitler youth posters at my school for German club we had to have an assembly two days later about respecting peoples culture or some shit .. http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/8406/schoolrage033kk4.jpg
February 15, 200718 yr Nothin crazy..worked at this one hotel back in my home town and the old hag working in the dish pit used to absolutely hate it when I brought back dishes and didnt put them onto the racks for her. After I picked up on this id just set all my dishes on the ground. You could hear her screaming at me as I walked away from the other end of the hotel.
February 15, 200718 yr I've done so much IRL rage but these are my two favourites whilst they're not necessarily the most raging of things I've done, for personal reasons:- 1. I was about 10 years old and I had a water gun, sat inbetween parked cars and sprayed it at passing cars. It was summer so most had their windows down, so i get some water on their windscreen, and then some water through their window and on them. I did it several times and the people must've been raged but didn't stop til one guy decided to stop, I ran back into my house, ran upstairs and watched out of my window, this guy recognizes me and points at me and knocks on my door frantically but my parents were out back so didn't hear it, he didn't leave for about 10 minutes and I was just stood there taunting him, he got so fucking raged it was awesome. 2. Set the fire alarm off at school once. This was a pretty common thing at my school, would happen once or twice every few weeks, but the time I did it realy struck a chord with the deputy headmaster. He made a speech to the entire school about how 'the perpetrator' had stolen 30 minutes from every pupil's education and since there was around 1100 pupils in the school that amounts to 550 hours, or 22 days, about 3 weeks. So I stole 3 weeks of time from the school which extremely raged this guy amongst many other teachers.
