February 16, 200718 yr i ragealot irl cause i work in a restuarant and cause im a badass but the golf course rage reminded me of one. Back when i use to drink there was this house that i used to party at alot and it was in this stupid fucking community surrounded by a golf course, so early in the morning after getting thoroughly plastered me and a few otheres would either steal all the flags from a golf shed and put them into one of the neighbors yard (there was about 60 flags in the shed) or we would all shit into the holes that were infront of the house and then when we woke up the next day w/ hangovers we could sit on the back porch and enjoy people finding there balls laying in a poop hole.
February 16, 200718 yr I fed my cat at 8:00 pm instead of normally feeding him at 6:00 pm, EXTREME RAGE. rifk
February 16, 200718 yr most of that is gay shit lol yesterday this kid that sits in front of me on the bus, yes i ride the bus, sat on his backpack to look all big and shit and he is a big kid that could prolly beat me but i just blast him in the face with the girl in front of mes calculator and he got so pissed he almost hit some other kid and i threw a marker which stained her coat and she threatened to beat my ass which made the whole bus laugh and some nigger bitch was like smack dat bitch white boy. bus ragen is so fun oh and if you get a can of tag just unload one can on a bus and everyone wont be able to breathe we had the bus driver stop and get out of the bus because of his allergies because me and my friend sat in the back and let off like 2 cans plus its like -10 here so noone wants to open a window k
February 16, 200718 yr lefty;445385']most of that is gay shit lol yesterday this kid that sits in front of me on the bus, yes i ride the bus, sat on his backpack to look all big and shit and he is a big kid that could prolly beat me but i just blast him in the face with the girl in front of mes calculator and he got so pissed he almost hit some other kid and i threw a marker which stained her coat and she threatened to beat my ass which made the whole bus laugh and some nigger bitch was like smack dat bitch white boy. bus ragen is so fun oh and if you get a can of tag just unload one can on a bus and everyone wont be able to breathe we had the bus driver stop and get out of the bus because of his allergies because me and my friend sat in the back and let off like 2 cans plus its like -10 here so noone wants to open a window k do you take any time to breathe when you talk?
February 16, 200718 yr do you take any time to breathe when you talk? no i just failed english way too many times
February 16, 200718 yr i make my mom mad for fucking my teacher, atleast i got an a! :D well my friend that owns at halo got stabbed. he started a hate group against this girl named Michelle Howard, his name is Chris Eaton! he has a stab on his back!!! she got charged for attempted first degree murder, i think that was big ragez0r! look it up on google if you dont belive me.. aptakisic stabbing
February 16, 200718 yr well one day me and a few mates pulled up to mcdonalds, we had just finished eating when this bald twat raced into the carpark and runs to the front of the que (20 people), his sunroof was open so we left him some cheese, ketchup, gurkins, basicaly everything sticky and nasty we could find, we got free coffee the next day. point lasers at chavs, they think it gives them cancer lol. blasted out racist tunes in a petroll station. halloween = pumpkins = fireworks = angry mothers and lots of mess there is a retarded kid who lives neer me, i shot him with my pellet gun, hes still angry to this date. broke into my friends house just to scare the shit outa him. i remember when i was about 12 we got a role of sticky tape and streched it across a road in the dark, one car chased us for ages, i later found out that they where cid (police in normal clothes basicaly) when they where cornerring us in an alley. lucky i guess. blocked the sink in high school then flooded the place. mind games, eg, one minute im sat with my left hand up, then next its my right typa thing, if done propper it can really piss people off. smiling, imagine being just a normal person and some cunt (me) is smiling at you with a HUGE grin, its either a)disturbing b)scarry c)just plain annoying i click my fingers when people are watching there fav tv show. I SIT ON A PLANE WITH MY LAPTOP AND OPEN THIS: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf LOL
February 16, 200718 yr well one day me and a few mates pulled up to mcdonalds, we had just finished eating when this bald twat raced into the carpark and runs to the front of the que (20 people), his sunroof was open so we left him some cheese, ketchup, gurkins, basicaly everything sticky and nasty we could find, we got free coffee the next day. point lasers at chavs, they think it gives them cancer lol. blasted out racist tunes in a petroll station. halloween = pumpkins = fireworks = angry mothers and lots of mess there is a retarded kid who lives neer me, i shot him with my pellet gun, hes still angry to this date. broke into my friends house just to scare the shit outa him. i remember when i was about 12 we got a role of sticky tape and streched it across a road in the dark, one car chased us for ages, i later found out that they where cid (police in normal clothes basicaly) when they where cornerring us in an alley. lucky i guess. blocked the sink in high school then flooded the place. mind games, eg, one minute im sat with my left hand up, then next its my right typa thing, if done propper it can really piss people off. smiling, imagine being just a normal person and some cunt (me) is smiling at you with a HUGE grin, its either a)disturbing b)scarry c)just plain annoying i click my fingers when people are watching there fav tv show. I SIT ON A PLANE WITH MY LAPTOP AND OPEN THIS: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf LOL LAST PART WAS THE BEST A+!!
February 16, 200718 yr Put waterbombs in a kid's hoodie hood and pulled his hood over his head, then put waterbombs down the back of his shirt then slapped his back. Kid cries and runs home, next thing we know his angry aggressive dad turns up (btw the kid deserved it, one of those cheeky little fucks that runs his mouth off to show off to the prepubescant kids that acompany him until he gets owned then shuts the fuck up). When I was in school me and some friends put a kid into his own sports bag (it was a fucking huge bag and he was pretty tiny). Teachers got raged and unzipped him as soon as they found that the bag on the table was moving. Something one of my friends did that was fucking hilarious was throwing snowballs at some asian guy's van as he was dropping his daughter off at school. Asian man got angry and started swearing and sticking his finger up at us, then wound down his window so we could hear the abuse. Friend threw sleet-ball in asian man's face, the next thing I know the asian man reverses out of the school drive and heads stright for my friend. Friend runs out of the way, asian man misses, crashes into someone's garden fence then gets owned by the person who's fence he just ruined. rifk irl
February 16, 200718 yr about 2 years ago the school admins were a bunch of n00bs on the network so i created shortcuts to diffrent peoples accounts and either stole/deleted diffrent peices of work etc. and when they patched up that loop hole i disabled the schools proxyserver so kids internet wasnt restricted anymore. (people whent on porn a lot) admins got pretty pissed off. hopefully when we move onto vista i can start allover again :) also on the new fancy interactive whiteboards that you occasionaly see around school / college i wrote "FUCK MATHS" during one lesson. teacher got pretty raged. i got kicked outta school for a day.
February 17, 200718 yr went on a whole bunch of computers at school and changed the homepage to lol.on.nimp.org and the next day students were allowd on any computer for the next week while they fixt the problem, was a rifk
February 17, 200718 yr I just tell people to go to shock sites. Or just deny everything they say until they threaten to beat me, then I manage to rage them out of beating me. One of these days someone will kill me and I'll lol, free passage to heaven Christ lover.
February 17, 200718 yr Back a while ago when i found out about net send, I was like sweet I gotta try it. Our admins were smart enough to turn it off, but then I found out that this other software (I think it was some novell app?) could do messages across the network too. I din't try it out cause I wasn't stupid enough but just mentioned it to some kid in one of my classes, he did it and sent some random message like ("oi ***gots") or something, it went to every computer in the school. Luckily the message box comes up with a reply option aswell so it started chaos, everyone was fucking replying to each others messages it was funny as hell, then like 3 minutes later 2 admins and the deputy principal marched into the class and caught the perpetrator, it was ROFLMAYO. for a while shutting down remote pc's worked, and real vnc is installed on all the computers with the server running.
