69: people who stop a car away from the lines on the crossing, then slowly in little revs go all the way up to it until the front bumper is just on the line

 

70: people who blast out nigg3r music *STFU WHITE FOOL*, and the moment i put on leroy the big lipped nigg3r *leroy the big lipped nigg3r, even had a pushed in nose!* they stare at me like i introduced them to running water. WTF...

heres another classic: you attempt to pass a driver who is going slow (usually under the speed limit) and when they notice you attemping to pass, they begin to speed up and attempt match your passing speed, preventing you from passing.

 

LOL, i call that cockblocking. I love doing that to fuckers who ride my ass, once they try to pass, you pace yourself with the cars in the other lanes, preventing the asshole from getting around and they so fucking raged.

v0dka;446163']#6 I do all the time, because it's one less car I have to pass to get in front of the chumps going the speed limit

#1 I do so that nobody pulls a #6 on me

#3 are the chumps that get my car wedged in front of them

 

qft cept for #1

 

i have my own personal #1 that for some reason everyone else on the road gets raged at

 

when i am the first one to be pulling up to a red light (usually at night), sometimes ill stop like 2 cars away from the white line so that theres a good 20-30 feet to the light. when the opposing traffic light turns red i start accelerating and by the time i hit the white line my light is green and im already going faster than everyone else.

Not mentioned are the people who slow down at greenlights at big intersections cuz they are afraid they will turn red!

I have a friend that when he goes to the mall, he parks and, waits for someone who's circling looking for a spot, then reverses like a meter as if hes going to leave, the other person thinks they have the parking spot and are about to drive in. he then just drives back into the spot and sits there and sees how long they will take to drive away.

 

They get so raged and beep and yell out the window.

OldManPeterson;445770']4. Person who continually scoots the car forward even though the light is still red and traffic has not moved at all.

6. Person who switches lanes in an attempt to be one car closer to the start of the front light.

 

im that guy

OldManPeterson;446234']LOL' date=' i call that cockblocking. I love doing that to fuckers who ride my ass, once they try to pass, you pace yourself with the cars in the other lanes, preventing the asshole from getting around and they so fucking raged.[/quote']

 

indeed. It does feel pretty good to see their facial expressions as they realize what you've done. :wow:

OldManPeterson;446234']LOL' date=' i call that cockblocking. I love doing that to fuckers who ride my ass, once they try to pass, you pace yourself with the cars in the other lanes, preventing the asshole from getting around and they so fucking raged.[/quote']

ahahaha I do that all the time, a lot of the time a friend and I pull even on a two-lane highway and then go really slow just to be assholes

old people driving in general. God damn. 90% of the time, they've got the Buick Giant Boat XLC that has busted shocks and worn out seats so the geryatric cunt can't see over the steering wheel. On top of that, you'd swear they have a top speed of around 35 miles per hour on the freeway.

 

Or even worse, the old fuck who drives the exact same way, but they're in the Corvette Z06, BMW M3, or other car they've got no reason to drive.

OldManPeterson;445770']I get bored as hell driving to and from work every day. So I often make some observations of how other people drive. These are some of my observations of some odd things people do in concerns with red traffic lights.

 

1. Person who speeds up when heading to a red light they just have to stop at.

2. Person who starts braking like a mile before the red light.

3. Person who leaves like a 2 car gap between them and the car in front of them at the red light.

4. Person who continually scoots the car forward even though the light is still red and traffic has not moved at all.

5. Person who stops in the middle of the cross-walk blocking it for those people trying to cross.

6. Person who switches lanes in an attempt to be one car closer to the start of the front light.

7. Person who drives a stick shift and rather use the brake, rides the clutch rocking the car forward and backwards at the light, then probably wonders why they have to get a new clutch so soon.

 

 

rifk @ 2 because those grandpa's annoy me as fuck.

Speaking of granddaddies...I see a lot of OLD people on the road lately =/

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