This sucks so bad. How's your relationship(s) going?

just got a new one, happy in luv <3

happy being single

Did she give you the herpes?

its under control atm

happy being single

 

agreed.

sucks to be you. Sucks for me.

me n my hand are going strong atm

my penis raped my hand. :tear:

I wish i had a hand

ive just been jockin' the bitches and slappin the hoes

just got a new one, happy in luv <3

 

same

fuck relationships i jus bin mackin bare hoes innit m8 bitches aint nuthin more than a hole to me

just broke up with mine, taking a break.:nigga:

things aren't going too well :|

fuck relationships i jus bin mackin bare hoes innit m8 bitches aint nuthin more than a hole to me

 

its cuz you're a fat ugly mofo with bleach hair cant get any pussy only dick :]

fuck relationships i jus bin mackin bare hoes innit m8 bitches aint nuthin more than a hole to me

 

Translation : I'm too fat to get chicks, so I masterbate daily.

fuck relationships i jus bin mackin bare hoes innit m8 bitches aint nuthin more than a hole to me

 

lol :thinker: whats wrong with this sentence

Asked a girl from my political science class out, first date is gonna be this week sometime.

Single and lovin it :facesj:

getting engaged in like 2-3 months

its funny me and my girlfriend were doin really good and i read this thread this morning and just right now we got into the biggest fight and im not sure if we staying together lol

getting engaged in like 2-3 months

 

Providing she says yes :ugh:

happy being single

 

same here

getting engaged in like 2-3 months

 

An engaged Jew? Do you hear the bulllshit alarms going off?