Posted February 27, 200718 yr Every week, I will tell a story of something embarrassing/gross/funny/etc that has happened in my life. Today, is the story of how I embarrassed the school retard in front the the ENTIRE school and got suspended for 2 weeks and sued. 12th grade, my senior year (no shit). About 2 months into the year, I notice the special ed teacher was letting the retards out early to get food and "avoid" the normal kids. Well, one day after P.E. our teacher let us out 1 min early to miss the huge fucking line, and after playing tennis all P.E. I had a tennis ball in my hand. My friends and I are standing outside the gym (we all didn't feel like getting anything to eat) and I see IGOR (our nickname for her) walking up to the lunch line. I turned around to my friends and said "how much you guys wanna bet I can hit this bitch in the face with the ball from this distance?" Bullshit, you're full of shit etc all my friends said. Now, normally she walks right in front of us so it wouldn't be much of a challenge, but this particular day she walks to the left side of the quad about 35 yards away. I was gonna give up, and say "fuck it" because she's now in the middle of about 20 people and she's quite a distance away. My friend ronnie, pulls out a 5 and says here, peg her you get this. With out even thinking I step forward and heave. If you have ever thrown a tennis ball outside you will notice that sometimes the wind can catch the ball and fuck with its trajectory, this day it did. The ball basically did a nose dive and hit the bitch RIGHT IN THE FUCKING EYEBALL. I couldn't describe it if I tried, but the face she made was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Think of sloth from the goonies taking a diarrhea burning shit. Anyway, my face is red from laughing so hard and I have tears coming down my face (did I mention her hot pocket went flying about 5 yards) Well, evidently the dean saw me throw this ball, and almost immediately came up and told me to go to the office. I snatched the 5 from ron and went inside. After about an hour of sitting in there, I finally get a call in his office and WTF? Her parents are in there, and they are both ugly as shit ( if you can't get the hint, they are both women who took a gamble and adopted, they lost) They told me they are going to sue me for this, and I won't get away with it etc. After about 15 mins of their bullshit, they get excused out of the room and the dean tells me I am getting suspended for 2 weeks. Before I leave his office he hands me a paper that they signed saying "no charges will be pressed". About 1 month after the incident I get a letter from some legal firm saying they are suing me for (get this) 20,000 dollars!!!!!!!! Now, about another 2 months later I go to court, and within 25 mins, the case gets thrown out. Why? you ask, BECAUSE THE STUPID FUCKING LESBIANS SIGNED A PAPER AT MY SCHOOL SAYING "NO CHARGES WILL BE PRESSED" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. That's my story, more to come next week.
February 27, 200718 yr Every week, I will tell a story of something embarrassing/gross/funny/etc that has happened in my life. Today, is the story of how I embarrassed the school retard in front the the ENTIRE school and got suspended for 2 weeks and sued. 12th grade, my senior year (no shit). About 2 months into the year, I notice the special ed teacher was letting the retards out early to get food and "avoid" the normal kids. Well, one day after P.E. our teacher let us out 1 min early to miss the huge fucking line, and after playing tennis all P.E. I had a tennis ball in my hand. My friends and I are standing outside the gym (we all didn't feel like getting anything to eat) and I see IGOR (our nickname for her) walking up to the lunch line. I turned around to my friends and said "how much you guys wanna bet I can hit this bitch in the face with the ball from this distance?" Bullshit, you're full of shit etc all my friends said. Now, normally she walks right in front of us so it wouldn't be much of a challenge, but this particular day she walks to the left side of the quad about 35 yards away. I was gonna give up, and say "fuck it" because she's now in the middle of about 20 people and she's quite a distance away. My friend ronnie, pulls out a 5 and says here, peg her you get this. With out even thinking I step forward and heave. If you have ever thrown a tennis ball outside you will notice that sometimes the wind can catch the ball and fuck with its trajectory, this day it did. The ball basically did a nose dive and hit the bitch RIGHT IN THE FUCKING EYEBALL. I couldn't describe it if I tried, but the face she made was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Think of sloth from the goonies taking a diarrhea burning shit. Anyway, my face is red from laughing so hard and I have tears coming down my face (did I mention her hot pocket went flying about 5 yards) Well, evidently the dean saw me throw this ball, and almost immediately came up and told me to go to the office. I snatched the 5 from ron and went inside. After about an hour of sitting in there, I finally get a call in his office and WTF? Her parents are in there, and they are both ugly as shit ( if you can't get the hint, they are both women who took a gamble and adopted, they lost) They told me they are going to sue me for this, and I won't get away with it etc. After about 15 mins of their bullshit, they get excused out of the room and the dean tells me I am getting suspended for 2 weeks. Before I leave his office he hands me a paper that they signed saying "no charges will be pressed". About 1 month after the incident I get a letter from some legal firm saying they are suing me for (get this) 20,000 dollars!!!!!!!! Now, about another 2 months later I go to court, and within 25 mins, the case gets thrown out. Why? you ask, BECAUSE THE STUPID FUCKING LESBIANS SIGNED A PAPER AT MY SCHOOL SAYING "NO CHARGES WILL BE PRESSED" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. That's my story, more to come next week. pure pwnage, head shot, and ban evasion, nice, only a kick
February 27, 200718 yr Hahahaha rifk 20 grand for throwing a ball at some retarded kid's ugly face man this country makes me cry on the inside :sly:
February 27, 200718 yr I didnt really like you before but that made me laugh so hard I do now. I dont even care if its true or not, more stories please.
February 27, 200718 yr Post legal dox or fake. Even though the case was thrown out, there are always records.
February 27, 200718 yr Post legal dox or fake. Even though the case was thrown out, there are always records. rifk irl tbfh
February 27, 200718 yr My best story would probably be the time I got so drunk I stripped naked, convinced my friends mom to come smoke with us, and eventually went into convulsions. I'd post pics, but I'm nekid in them (my friends are asses). Edit: But that's another story.
February 27, 200718 yr My best story would probably be the time I got so drunk I stripped naked, convinced my friends mom to come smoke with us, and eventually went into convulsions. I'd post pics, but I'm nekid in them (my friends are asses). Edit: But that's another story. If you're gonna start your own story dont hijack someone elses thread! :facesj:
February 27, 200718 yr Hi Tucker Max Because of the fact that he hasn't posted the legal documents yet, /me agrees.
February 27, 200718 yr Author Because of the fact that he hasn't posted the legal documents yet, /me agrees. It was 3 years ago when I was in 12th grade, i'm not gonna tear up my room to look for the letter I got from the lawyer (if I still even have it) and all related documents. =)
