February 28, 200718 yr Quote theMinkey;450149']for my first date with the gal i'm trying to hump now, i invited her over to have dinner at my house. my mom ended up sitting with us the whole goddamn time and striking away any impulses i'd normally have to dive across the table and grab some titties. but it went well, and the girl hasnt blocked me yet (3 weeks, a record) so for good dates i'd say dinner with mom If ur being serious dude thats ok you are lucky she didnt hate you lol.... nah not good idea to take girl for dinner with mom. I'd say any sort of restuarant for a nice meal...not fast food.
February 28, 200718 yr We went to Captain D's for our first outing. I say outing cuz it wasnt an official date. After we hooked up we go everywhere from fast food to Red Lobster to buffets etc... Btw having a girlfriend makes you fat. :ugh:
February 28, 200718 yr killerninja said: blue towell http://www.sex-live-hardcore.com/imgindex/Hot-Teens-Fist-Fuck-One-Another-Ass-Hole-Fisting-03.jpg
February 28, 200718 yr NikArial said: http://www.sex-live-hardcore.com/imgindex/Hot-Teens-Fist-Fuck-One-Another-Ass-Hole-Fisting-03.jpg i want to pour water into that. from a glass jug.
February 28, 200718 yr m00c0w said: I went out on a date, but like i guess i took her to the wrong place or something, after i took her to 10-cent wings she broke up with me. so, gonna get another gf, so where should i take her this time? It doesnt matter what the price is. m00c0w said: That shits expensive as fuck ?? oh and rifk @you...takin a girl to mac donalds or burger king... o_O
February 28, 200718 yr Quote theMinkey;450149']for my first date with the gal i'm trying to hump now, i invited her over to have dinner at my house. my mom ended up sitting with us the whole goddamn time and striking away any impulses i'd normally have to dive across the table and grab some titties. but it went well, and the girl hasnt blocked me yet (3 weeks, a record) so for good dates i'd say dinner with mom lmfao minkey, youre by far the most shameless g0t
February 28, 200718 yr Captian said: Iceskating = best ever. (Only works if the girl cannot skate) QFT also pinball lounge :D *cough*bad santa*cough*
February 28, 200718 yr I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, then take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock down her throat so she'd choke on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her in a bin bag. Three Weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life.
March 1, 200718 yr Quote theMinkey;450149']for my first date with the gal i'm trying to hump now, i invited her over to have dinner at my house. my mom ended up sitting with us the whole goddamn time and striking away any impulses i'd normally have to dive across the table and grab some titties. but it went well, and the girl hasnt blocked me yet (3 weeks, a record) so for good dates i'd say dinner with mom You dated your mom didn't you...... T-Girl said: I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, then take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock down her throat so she'd choke on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her in a bin bag. Three Weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life. Thanks for that, I won't be able to pee for days.
March 1, 200718 yr T-Girl said: I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, then take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock down her throat so she'd choke on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her in a bin bag. Three Weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life. Once again you prove your homosexuality with a shameless copypasta.
March 1, 200718 yr Durnk said: The BK Lounge. dane cook is a megafail, tells the same jokes over and over again. more to the point, never take a girl to the movies on a first date, you dont get to talk or get to know eachother.
March 1, 200718 yr Quote d0wn;450031']whats up with the forums lately' date=' so many gay threads like this[/quote'] for the last 4 months the only person to actually post good threads is [myg0t]Jedi_Pimp, there have been few good threads other than his
March 1, 200718 yr I think its so great that the myg0t forum trolls are finaly turning the dating age
March 1, 200718 yr The ice-skating thing is the only worth while one. Women like when men have dominance. If you can obtain a state of dominance in a subtle (and if possible friendly way) the bitches will come. For example if you've noticed when flirting, girls love to be made fun of and then be apologized to, or even better somewhat apologized to.
March 1, 200718 yr Author hmm, known her for about 6 years, i took her to wing streat, i was still hungry so i went to taco bell after that, and like she left. i dont think we had fun.
March 1, 200718 yr Quote theMinkey;450149']for my first date with the gal i'm trying to hump now, i invited her over to have dinner at my house. my mom ended up sitting with us the whole goddamn time and striking away any impulses i'd normally have to dive across the table and grab some titties. but it went well, and the girl hasnt blocked me yet (3 weeks, a record) so for good dates i'd say dinner with mom :D
March 1, 200718 yr YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE COOL, TO HAVE A PERSONAL PIC DISPLAY FOR EVERY ***GOT IN THIS THREAD. LIEK MAJOR RAGE COLLAGE AKSHUN
March 1, 200718 yr oh, taking her somewhere to play billards wins too (if you're good) :X you can get close to her by "showing her how to do it" if she's pro and you suck at it, you better find a bridge to jump off
