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Have tried a banana but it was too thin, curvy and fell apart. I then went onto a cooked zucchini, it felt good but it was too thin and curved. I put foil & tape around it so it didn't fall apart.

 

What do you guys use?

try some water pipe isolation called "armaflex"

 

http://www.naplopo.hu/Termekek/k%E9pek/armaflex.gif

try some water pipe isolation called "armaflex"

 

http://www.naplopo.hu/Termekek/k%E9pek/armaflex.gif

 

haha you sound pro

You should invest in a flesh light, i just use mine and put it in the dish washer afterwards or put it int he sink for grandma to clean
try some water pipe isolation called "armaflex"

 

http://www.naplopo.hu/Termekek/k%E9pek/armaflex.gif

 

It's called "insulation" you tard

Fucking RIFK!

 

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/illustrations/m_auto_2.gif

 

Start pumping your dick and suck on pipe at the same time until you're really to cum. Or keep going, if you'd like a taste.

if you're that desperate /ugly / Pathetic that you have to build a artificial pussy .... why don't you just find yourself a fat chick to fuck ... all ya gotta do is feed 'em and you're "IN"

 

or you can explain to your mommy how desperate you are and maybe she will give you a courtesy blowjob now and again .... I wouldn't recommend fucking her , you could end up being a father and brother at the same time.

if you're that desperate /ugly / Pathetic that you have to build a artificial pussy .... why don't you just find yourself a fat chick to fuck ... all ya gotta do is feed 'em and you're "IN"

 

or you can explain to your mommy how desperate you are and maybe she will give you a courtesy blowjob now and again .... I wouldn't recommend fucking her , you could end up being a father and brother at the same time.

 

 

 

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