Posted March 5, 200718 yr So, I was chillin in my basement today, and I farted. But this fart was cold. Not like ice cream or an ice cube, but like a cold gust of wind came out of my anus. I had never had a cold fart before in my life, and I'm not sure what could have caused it. I'm thinking it may be due to dehydration, but I'm not sure. Any help on this?
March 5, 200718 yr maybe your ass was warm from something (anal sex, sitting for a fucking long period of time, playing pokemon cards) and your fart had the normal temprature but you... you get the point
March 5, 200718 yr Did u eat anything spicy? iy may be the common mistake, really it was a hot stinger mistaken for coldness, have u or ur bf checked ur anus for piles or fisher cuts?
March 5, 200718 yr Author That's the feeling of your soul leaving your body. http://www.smileyarena.com/emoticons/Main/Baby/shocked.gif x100
March 5, 200718 yr Chode cum often does this to me. Maybe try sucking bigger dicks such as your neighbor's, father's, or grandma's.
March 5, 200718 yr Chode cum often does this to me. Maybe try sucking bigger dicks such as your neighbor's, father's, or grandma's. funny joke.............................................................................................NOT
March 6, 200718 yr I think its because you have been fucked in the ass by huge black men so much that the fart didn't have much contact with the inside of your intestines, so it didn't get very warm.
March 6, 200718 yr It was probably just normal air that was sucked into your gaping asshole that you farted out soon after, before it had a chance to get warm.
March 6, 200718 yr pr4wn;452119']funny joke.............................................................................................NOT hi borat.
March 6, 200718 yr air sliding by wetness caused it to evaporate and absorb heat causing coldness thank you chemistry
March 6, 200718 yr air sliding by wetness caused it to evaporate and absorb heat causing coldness thank you chemistry IT ALL MAKE SENSES NOW THE ANSWER IS PI!