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So, I was chillin in my basement today, and I farted.

 

But this fart was cold. Not like ice cream or an ice cube, but like a cold gust of wind came out of my anus. I had never had a cold fart before in my life, and I'm not sure what could have caused it. I'm thinking it may be due to dehydration, but I'm not sure. Any help on this?

maybe your ass was warm from something (anal sex, sitting for a fucking long period of time, playing pokemon cards) and your fart had the normal temprature but you...

you get the point

Did u eat anything spicy? iy may be the common mistake, really it was a hot stinger mistaken for coldness, have u or ur bf checked ur anus for piles or fisher cuts?
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That's the feeling of your soul leaving your body.

 

http://www.smileyarena.com/emoticons/Main/Baby/shocked.gif x100

Chode cum often does this to me. Maybe try sucking bigger dicks such as your neighbor's, father's, or grandma's.

 

funny joke.............................................................................................NOT

I think its because you have been fucked in the ass by huge black men so much that the fart didn't have much contact with the inside of your intestines, so it didn't get very warm.
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hi borat.

air sliding by wetness caused it to evaporate and absorb heat causing coldness thank you chemistry
air sliding by wetness caused it to evaporate and absorb heat causing coldness thank you chemistry

 

IT ALL MAKE SENSES NOW THE ANSWER IS PI!

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