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Don't you hate when a girl pulls down too hard on your dick?

 

and don't you hate once you have cum that they keep giving you the handjob and it starts to hurt because there is no more semen left to splurge?

 

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Don't you hate when a girl pulls down too hard on your dick?

 

and don't you hate once you have cum that they keep giving you the handjob and it starts to hurt because there is no more semen left to splurge?

 

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Hi.

 

I hate it when I'm getting a blow job and the girl starts jerking my dick from all the way at the bottom it feels like she's gonna rip the skin right off the crotch.

backwards;453467']Don't you hate it when people come on these forums and pretend they have sex?

 

Its a daily occurance.

backwards;453467']Don't you hate it when people come on these forums and pretend they have sex?

 

Is sex too real for you? Can't you accept the fact that people DO have sex? Fuckhead.

Don't you hate it when myg0ts think because they have the tag on, they are better than the rest of us, and think they are e-cooler. No. fucking drown.

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backwards;453467']Don't you hate it when people come on these forums and pretend they have sex?

 

nah we don't have the 'myg0t' tag in our name so we actually do have sex.

Don't you hate it when your taking a shit, and you get a boner, and it hits the toilet rim?

 

haha, so good

Is sex too real for you? Can't you accept the fact that people DO have sex? Fuckhead.

Don't you hate it when myg0ts think because they have the tag on, they are better than the rest of us, and think they are e-cooler. No. fucking drown.

raged

 

also your comment is completely incoherent. I never implied any of those things with my first comment. gg.

Don't you hate it when your taking a shit, and you get a boner, and it hits the toilet rim?

 

It's worse when you've got to throw up and get a boner.

It's worse when you've got to throw up and get a boner.

 

Most of the time when I'm about to throw up I don't focus on how raging hard my boner is.

backwards;453467']Don't you hate it when people come on these forums and pretend they have sex?

 

It's not having sex it's just getting a handjob.

 

sex=intercourse

handjob=favor

Be honast! DONT YOU HATE HANDJOBS? as far as im concerned a handjob is fore play for a blow job and if that blow job doesnt come then shes a tease. i hate them id rather jerk off! if her wrist starts hurting that gods way of saying you have a mouth bitch! i mean it iv only cum to a handjob once, ONCE! TMI?
naa naa dawg, handjob aint were it at. get sum head and then u gud you kno wut i sayin

yo dawg you man chill i kno wat u rapin about nigga these honkey ass crackas dont know shit about blowjobs if they aint with the ghetto bootied sista's kno what i mean? aiiiiight god i'll check you some otha time good looks tho i needed a brotha to back me up.

 

Edit: did i need the oldschool sacrasm tags?

obsession;453513']yo dawg you man chill i kno wat u rapin about nigga these honkey ass crackas dont know shit about blowjobs if they aint with the ghetto bootied sista's kno what i mean? aiiiiight god i'll check you some otha time good looks tho i needed a brotha to back me up.

 

Edit: did i need the oldschool sacrasm tags?

 

shit man u gota get urslef sum white bitch dawg. you aint know pussy until u rollin in da snow ball, crackin dat shit

theMinkey;453578']yes god i hate it when they pull down too hard it sucks :(

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

but srsly i agree with obsession

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