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  holyjesuswtf said:
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE !!@!#!

 

you have taken two separate innocent words and put them together to form a horribly monstrous word. you bastard.

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my friend told of the story when he first got laid, the girl actually ripped part of the membrane off
  rhcp430 said:
my friend told of the story when he first got laid, the girl actually ripped part of the membrane off

 

unless you got a really strong membrane, THAT'S SPOSED TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU GET LAID FOR THE FIRST TIME YOU VIRGIN

  NikArial said:
Is sex too real for you? Can't you accept the fact that people DO have sex? Fuckhead.

Don't you hate it when myg0ts think because they have the tag on, they are better than the rest of us, and think they are e-cooler. No. fucking drown.

 

raged n point.

  blood187 said:
yo nigga i lost my virgin whern i was 11 wif dis hoe she was sum tight shit

You also got aids when you was 11. :wow: :wow: :gaysex: :gaysex:

i hate the awkward silence then the giggle when you jizz......... :dunno:
why do handjobs exist? i never got one in my life, my gf was considerate enough to put her mouth/throat into it so the effort is not half assed, however i think it would be ridiculous to just sit there next to eachother while she is yankin on your dick and yer looking at eachother in total silence.
  liviuxsa said:
why do handjobs exist? i never got one in my life, my gf was considerate enough to put her mouth/throat into it so the effort is not half assed, however i think it would be ridiculous to just sit there next to eachother while she is yankin on your dick and yer looking at eachother in total silence.

 

try it sometime. before you die.

  liviuxsa said:
why do handjobs exist? i never got one in my life, my gf was considerate enough to put her mouth/throat into it so the effort is not half assed, however i think it would be ridiculous to just sit there next to eachother while she is yankin on your dick and yer looking at eachother in total silence.

 

 

Its called..use your fingers....if your not paying for the hand job at least let the pleasure be mutual. If all else fails grunt loudly and scream when you come.

Well, I'll have to say... handjobs are better than nothing. Maybe you can do it yourself better, but at least you get to grope actual female body parts while its happening.
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d3;455965']I HATE IT WHEN YOU DON'T REALIZE ITS A GUY DOING IT!

 

LOL

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backwards;453467']Don't you hate it when people come on these forums and pretend they have sex?

 

roflmao :buttseks: :buttseks: :buttseks: :buttseks: :buttseks: :buttseks:

Don't you love it when your skull fucking her and shit vomits then they put it on a porno site and everyone see hows hardcore you are?
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