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when i snort or drink JD thru my eye, i tend to black out and take on the world. proper ten men styleee
im not really sure what happened last night, except sake, captain morgan, champagne, and jose cuervo were involved. congrats on being a homo btw.
Sorry troll but im 16

 

rifk you don't get sarcasm, do you?

 

i'm 18 next month and had my first big black out when i was 11.

 

so what i'm saying is, YOU ARE VERY COOL!! YOU JUST GOT DRUNK AND SO YOU THOUGHT WHY NOT GO TO THE MYG)T FORUMS AND TELL THE PPL THERE HOW COOL I AM?!?!?

 

short version:

 

you fail @ life and you are not cool.

the first 3 times i drank i didnt get sick so i thought i was "god" with drinking

 

 

 

sorta fucked me over at a party, i did 5 shots in a row [everyone else barley had finished the first] and then they were telling me to more and if i didnt i was a pussy.. yeah u kinda know where this is goin

 

 

anyway i only remember bits and chunks of the night but boy did it suck...

 

1. everyone was circled around this kiddy pool with there feet in it.. and im walking and i walk into it and collapse into it and pass out

 

2. my friends told me they shot me with a BB GUN while i was naked [no wonder why i had marks all over me]

 

3. i threw up everywhere, passed out in the shower and the adults were helping me but i took a number2 in the shower.. damn that must of sucked

 

4. it really sucks because its like u know whats going on at times but ur thinking/acting is fucked

im not really sure what happened last night, except sake, captain morgan, champagne, and jose cuervo were involved. congrats on being a homo btw.

 

made me lol

 

i had a goodnight last night as well

I pass out every time i drink, last time it was on a stairs after half a litre of cheap uk vodka, a few cans and a few spliffs ahhhhh good times!
I pass out every time i drink, last time it was on a stairs after half a litre of cheap uk vodka, a few cans and a few spliffs ahhhhh good times!

i would hope that you would be drinking at night, and i would also hope that you would eventually go to sleep, so its pretty normal to always pass out, unless you pass out early, then you get penises drawn on your face

75% of the time i black out when i drink heavy... it fuckin sucks when you hear about all the stupid shit u did. I pissed myself in my bros car once.... ahh that was embarrassing lol
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After hearing about all the shit I did, i have come to the conclusion that its only funny if everyone else gets pissed and does stupid shit, if you're the only one then it fucking sucks.

A bottle of Vodka makes for a lot of interesting stories

  • Introducing myself to my friends older sister + older sisters mates + older brother + older brothers friends wearing just underpants
  • Trying to fight my friend and swinging punches erratically at him
  • Getting my friend to punch me as hard as he could in the face just to prove I couldnt feel anything (I didnt)
  • Projectile vomiting off a balcony passing out then waking up on top of a naked chick
  • Going to work still drunk at 6AM! And vomiting my guts out in the storeroom

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ha ha we have a first timer on drink. i drink till i just pass out it means u had a good night also vomiting means you have a good night.
i doubt anyone here drinks as much as me. i used to work at a bar and brew my own beer. Its very rare that i black out and i never vomit. learn to drink like a m3n you ***nuts. For the 13yr old reading this... vomit = newb.
obsession;454232']i doubt anyone here drinks as much as me. i used to work at a bar and brew my own beer. Its very rare that i black out and i never vomit. learn to drink like a m3n you ***nuts. For the 13yr old reading this... vomit = newb.

 

not vomit = you didn't drink enough

don't black out = you didn't drink enough

 

try drinking more at once then, ***. if you can drink so much, then you fucking need to. just means youre fat.

Do a line of coke before u drink next time then feel the experience.

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