Posted March 20, 200718 yr Well my life has been pure hell for the past 6 months. I've only cared because I though it would improve with a certain thing, and now I've learned it can never be. I don't want to be here any longer. My past 6 months of suffering have been because of *School Stress *Job Stress *Girl on my mind stress *Mentality Stress *Physical Body stress *Bad luck stress Now, I've googled and haven't found too many good results. Knowing myg0t, I know you'd be able to assist me. What are some rather easy/ painless ways to kill yourself?
March 20, 200718 yr Id been hoping youd post this for a really long time, I suggest decapitation, you can figure out how to do it. (One suggestion would be a long rope off a bridge.)
March 20, 200718 yr jump on the emo bandwagon and find some poetry so freaking bad your head will explode after reading it
March 20, 200718 yr School massacre go out with a bang :naughty: :wow: :wow: or just OD on pills quick,simple,painless.
March 20, 200718 yr This thread probably belongs in totse, right under "how many cats have you lit on fire". But how I'd go out is walk into a preschool or somewhere contained & unguarded with lots of people with an unloaded gun, say you have a bomb under your coat or something (but instead just put a letter saying "lol u just killed a kid that couldn't cause any danger"), wait for the FBI, bombsquad etc to come, then say you're coming out, and run at them screaming. They'll take you out, hopefully read the note then never be able to get a good nights sleep again :wow::facesj: :wow::naughtyd: :wow:
March 20, 200718 yr Do it maispace style like Joshua Ballard,die with some emo fame and don't forget to put the myg0t site in your messege atleast 100 times so they know how badass myg0t is LoL!
March 20, 200718 yr easiest way would be to get a gun and shoot your self in the in head if u couldnt get a gun id reckon hanging would be pretty quick simple to rig up
March 20, 200718 yr Gun, just hold it to your temple and shoot, quick and painless. Pills, just take a box full of pills, should do the trick. If I was going to be fucking retarded and kill myself I would do it by one of those methods, but suicide is for dumbasses. Oh well, can't beat some good old-fashioned Darwinism.
March 20, 200718 yr Hamburger, just hold it to your mouth and chew, nice and filling. Coke, just drink a can full of coke, should be refreshing. http://www.harrisonarkansas.org/photos/headers/hamburger.jpg http://mishilo.image.pbase.com/u19/lasm/upload/8800861.coke.jpg Wow this is a thread about suicide not about food you fat cunt
March 20, 200718 yr Simple, dont do it. But i know ur probably taking the piss. Think about it there is always someone worse off than you.
March 20, 200718 yr Simple, dont do it. But i know ur probably taking the piss. Think about it there is always someone worse off than you.There are people worse off then him like those kids dying of aids in africa or those north korean kids starving to death,but emotional emo pain hurts more than either!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111WAKA LAKA TIME.
March 20, 200718 yr There are people worse off then him like those kids dying of aids in africa or those north korean kids starving to death,but emotional emo pain hurts more than either!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111WAKA LAKA TIME. Dad said I can't go to paintball, I called him a ***got and asked him if I could suck his dick. He let me go after that. He lets me go everywhere now.
March 20, 200718 yr I doubt killing yourself is worth it, and that you are just overreacting about something... But if you really want to, you might as well take with whoever made your life shit.
March 20, 200718 yr Dad said I can't go to paintball, I called him a ***got and asked him if I could suck his dick. He let me go after that. He lets me go everywhere now.So this one time in band camp...
March 20, 200718 yr Welcome to being a teenager.. you'll look back when you hit your 20's and think tha was easy... :wtcslap: Now wake up and get on with things damnit
March 20, 200718 yr Well my life has been pure hell for the past 6 months. I've only cared because I though it would improve with a certain thing, and now I've learned it can never be. I don't want to be here any longer. My past 6 months of suffering have been because of *School Stress *Job Stress *Girl on my mind stress *Mentality Stress *Physical Body stress *Bad luck stress waaaaaaaaaa :tear: Wow, welcome to life, now quit being a pussy and deal with it. You want to see real suffering, go spend some time with some cancer patients in a hospital slowly dieing. Shit your crying about isn't anything that everyone else has to go through in life.
March 20, 200718 yr I dont think you're problems are big enough to kill yourself over, but then again im not you and i know little about your delema. i think suicide is the best thing for alot of people with no way out. I have heard many people say its the cowardly thing to do but i think it takes more courage to admit theres no chance of winning and throw in the towel than living the same rut everyday wishing for death. Before you make your choice i think yout should really think it over for awhile giv it a few more months and if you do decide to kill yourself at least take advantage of the fact that you have nothing to lose and have some reckless fun. steal a car and go for a joy ride or something. Just remember to leave a note ffs! make it profound, say the things your scared to say or to proud to say. good luck either way but i cant stress enough the need to think it over and try to take drastic steps to fix your situation first. What you really need to concider is that things could get better and if only for the chance they might (however small the chances may be) isnt that enough reason to keep fighting? im 22 and i think back to problems i had when i was younger and how huge and hopeless hey seemed but compared to the ones i have now ... man i wish i still had those problems, hehe. hope i helped but ultimately noone can make that decision but you. we cant choose when or how we are born but the ultimate freedom in the abilty to choose when and how we die. p.s. please email me your note, i assure you i will keep it private. [email protected]
March 20, 200718 yr OldManPeterson;456589']waaaaaaaaaa :tear: Wow, welcome to life, now quit being a pussy and deal with it. You want to see real suffering, go spend some time with some cancer patients in a hospital slowly dieing. Shit your crying about isn't anything that everyone else has to go through in life. I spend time with them everyday. They need to get the fuck over their problems and kill themselves, they're doing nothing but driving health insurance up. As to painless ways to do it, I got a great one from bash.org http://www.bash.org/?488793 Also, something I always thought would be cool, steal a motorcycle (or buy it, who needs moeny if you're dead) then ride down the wrong side of the freeway as fast as you fucking can and aim for big rig. Do it around 2PM so that thousands of people are delayed for hours. Suicide by cop is also cool, go nuts, commit fun crimes (rape, sexual assualt, kick a toddler in the face) then get them to shoot you.
March 20, 200718 yr if youre going to commit suicide, do it in style, try and rage as many people as you can doing it, suggestions: - slit your throat over a couples meal - hang yourself over a motorway (make sure to slit your stomach so the blood spatters on the cars below) - jump over the fence at the zoo in the lion section and punch a lion in the face to provoke it to eat you to upset the customers - break into someones car and shoot yourself in the head (preferabley with a shotgun) so their car becomes a crime scene and their interior is stained with blood - bring a gun into the white house and go from there GOOD LUCK!
March 20, 200718 yr how to kill yourself like a man http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide
March 20, 200718 yr if you do kill yourself please please please do it on webcam so some one can record it and post it so we can all have a giggle
