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if you have the courage to kill yourself, you wouldn't be posting on a forum

you are just asking for attention like any other faggot emos on the internet :repost:

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Kill yourself however you want, just make sure you write "myg0t owned me" or "OMG H4X" on your chest with a permanent marker.
Well my life has been pure hell for the past 6 months. I've only cared because I though it would improve with a certain thing, and now I've learned it can never be. I don't want to be here any longer.

 

My past 6 months of suffering have been because of

*School Stress

*Job Stress

*Girl on my mind stress

*Mentality Stress

*Physical Body stress

*Bad luck stress

 

 

Now, I've googled and haven't found too many good results. Knowing myg0t, I know you'd be able to assist me.

 

What are some rather easy/ painless ways to kill yourself?

 

Don't do it.

Go see a counsiller.

Get a gun, and just commit tons of crimes in the same day, but don't try to hide from the cops. Rape girls, rob banks, steal cars, light buildings on fire, then if you see a cop shoot him, then continue to shoot every cop you see, and see how long you can last.

You will need:

 

* A good high building or cliff

* No regrets

* Optional: A cape

 

1. Locate a nice high building or cliff to jump off of.

2. Go to the top.

3. Jump.

4. Do a flip. Die.

 

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/5941/howtosuicidebuildingvl2ek8.jpg

 

This method has a number of advantages. It's simple. It's dramatic. You can save on funeral costs and have yourself buried in a pizza box. On the other hand, if it's raining, your clothes will get soaked and your body will just wash down the drain. Also, it's just not terribly original. Dozens of people try to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge every year. Boring.

 

VERDICT : Not worth it, use your own fucking brain/grow up

You will need:

 

* A good high building or cliff

* No regrets

* Optional: A cape

 

1. Locate a nice high building or cliff to jump off of.

2. Go to the top.

3. Jump.

4. Do a flip. Die.

 

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/5941/howtosuicidebuildingvl2ek8.jpg

 

This method has a number of advantages. It's simple. It's dramatic. You can save on funeral costs and have yourself buried in a pizza box. On the other hand, if it's raining, your clothes will get soaked and your body will just wash down the drain. Also, it's just not terribly original. Dozens of people try to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge every year. Boring.

 

VERDICT : Not worth it, use your own fucking brain/grow up

 

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:Commit_Suicide

Leopulse;456633']Go to Iraq.

 

You will either die or come back having been under fire and realize your problems arn't that bad after all.

qft.

Funny thread exept the suicide part,

 

kick a toddler in the face

At least take some fucker with you right before you do it, like your arch enemy or something. That way it'll keep you going to kill yourself, or else you'll have to look forward to getting ass fucked in jail.

 

gg

 

EDIT:

get one of your friends to record it, i want proof plz <3

Buy a huge amount of guns and ammo and body armor, so you will last longer.

Sniff as much coke as you can, and go out in hail of bullets.

 

 

 

or

 

 

 

Stop crying

Leopulse;456633']Go to Iraq.

 

You will either die or come back having been under fire and realize your problems arn't that bad after all.

 

actually, i like this

lol

dont get too depressed

think about other people around the world who go through more stress than you just to get food

Well my life has been pure hell for the past 6 months. I've only cared because I though it would improve with a certain thing, and now I've learned it can never be. I don't want to be here any longer.

 

My past 6 months of suffering have been because of

*School Stress

*Job Stress

*Girl on my mind stress

*Mentality Stress

*Physical Body stress

*Bad luck stress

 

 

Now, I've googled and haven't found too many good results. Knowing myg0t, I know you'd be able to assist me.

 

What are some rather easy/ painless ways to kill yourself?

 

drink bleach?

knife into skull?

shotgun in mouth?

if you have the courage to kill yourself, you wouldn't be posting on a forum

you are just asking for attention like any other faggot emos on the internet :repost:

 

Quoted for fucking truth, quit being an attention whore and if you really honestly are considering killing yourself over those measly things you really do deserve to die, you dumb whiny cunt.

 

Although if you honestly insist: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:Cut_Your_Own_Head_Off_With_a_Chainsaw :sly: have fun

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