March 21, 200718 yr by a lot of fucking drugs and get a bunch of hookers and OD and never pay the hookers:ssex:
March 21, 200718 yr Grand Theft Auto IRL = Suicide i suggest stealing a crotch rocket and doing drive by's at high speed
March 21, 200718 yr FORGET THESE GUYS if you're really gonna do it, go with overdose. personally i've od'd many times in my life (tbh i dont know how many times, more than 6, twice ive been found by others od'd), once my heart actually stopped. it is the most peaceful and pleasant feeling in the world and only sucks once you wake up and come out of it. don't go being an ass and trying to eat a bottle of tylenol or something. spend $80 on a bundle of dope and do it the right way. edit: and as payment id appreciate if you did it on vidchat. it might be twisted and i might be a bad person, but who gives a fuck if you're dead?
March 21, 200718 yr drunkula;456810']FORGET THESE GUYS if you're really gonna do it, go with overdose. personally i've od'd many times in my life (tbh i dont know how many times, more than 6, twice ive been found by others od'd), once my heart actually stopped. it is the most peaceful and pleasant feeling in the world and only sucks once you wake up and come out of it. don't go being an ass and trying to eat a bottle of tylenol or something. spend $80 on a bundle of dope and do it the right way. edit: and as payment id appreciate if you did it on vidchat. it might be twisted and i might be a bad person, but who gives a fuck if you're dead? Lol i have a friend at school who tried to OD off panadol.
March 21, 200718 yr drunkula;456810']FORGET THESE GUYS if you're really gonna do it, go with overdose. $80 on a bundle of dope and do it the right way.  shit that would be the best way to kill your self , might as well go out feeling great
March 21, 200718 yr drunkula;456810'] once my heart actually stopped why oh why didnt it stop for good
March 21, 200718 yr These are all pussy ideas, if you really want to be a MAN and kill yourself, here are some ways.  (1)Get on a long flight, say to Australia or something. During the middle of the flight, run full speed into the cockpit door, push down on the stick and crash the motherfucker. 10 points if you hit a building. (2) Death by impalement. Take a plane to seattle and charter a skydiving plane once you get there. Bring a gun, and order the pilot to fly over the space needle, jump out and land on the giant spike on the top. (3) choke on whipcream. Go the the store and buy 3 cans of whipcream. Open the cans one by one and begin spraying in your mouth, during this time you should be taking giant breaths to suck the whipcream in your lungs, repeat as necessary.  (4) Dynamite up the ass. Go to a construction site with a gun (preferably in the desert or something so you KNOW they have some sticks) Order the beaners who work there to grab a stick of dynamite. As an added bonus of humiliation, wear a diaper, so when you pull down your pants everyone laughs at you. Stick the dynamite in your cornhole an detonate.  (5) Overdose on corn syrup. Go to the store, buy 3 bottles of corn syrup, drink. (6) Bicycle head on crash. Go on the freeway late at night, wear all black and wait inside a bush or something till you see a car coming, pedal as fast as you can and hit the car head on.  I like ham and such.
March 21, 200718 yr These are all pussy ideas, if you really want to be a MAN and kill yourself, here are some ways.  (1)Get on a long flight, say to Australia or something. During the middle of the flight, run full speed into the cockpit door, push down on the stick and crash the motherfucker. 10 points if you hit a building. (2) Death by impalement. Take a plane to seattle and charter a skydiving plane once you get there. Bring a gun, and order the pilot to fly over the space needle, jump out and land on the giant spike on the top. (3) choke on whipcream. Go the the store and buy 3 cans of whipcream. Open the cans one by one and begin spraying in your mouth, during this time you should be taking giant breaths to suck the whipcream in your lungs, repeat as necessary.  (4) Dynamite up the ass. Go to a construction site with a gun (preferably in the desert or something so you KNOW they have some sticks) Order the beaners who work there to grab a stick of dynamite. As an added bonus of humiliation, wear a diaper, so when you pull down your pants everyone laughs at you. Stick the dynamite in your cornhole an detonate.  (5) Overdose on corn syrup. Go to the store, buy 3 bottles of corn syrup, drink. (6) Bicycle head on crash. Go on the freeway late at night, wear all black and wait inside a bush or something till you see a car coming, pedal as fast as you can and hit the car head on.  I like ham and such. LMFAO in rl x]]
March 21, 200718 yr These are all pussy ideas, if you really want to be a MAN and kill yourself, here are some ways.  (1)Get on a long flight, say to Australia or something. During the middle of the flight, run full speed into the cockpit door, push down on the stick and crash the motherfucker. 10 points if you hit a building. (2) Death by impalement. Take a plane to seattle and charter a skydiving plane once you get there. Bring a gun, and order the pilot to fly over the space needle, jump out and land on the giant spike on the top. (3) choke on whipcream. Go the the store and buy 3 cans of whipcream. Open the cans one by one and begin spraying in your mouth, during this time you should be taking giant breaths to suck the whipcream in your lungs, repeat as necessary.  (4) Dynamite up the ass. Go to a construction site with a gun (preferably in the desert or something so you KNOW they have some sticks) Order the beaners who work there to grab a stick of dynamite. As an added bonus of humiliation, wear a diaper, so when you pull down your pants everyone laughs at you. Stick the dynamite in your cornhole an detonate.  (5) Overdose on corn syrup. Go to the store, buy 3 bottles of corn syrup, drink. (6) Bicycle head on crash. Go on the freeway late at night, wear all black and wait inside a bush or something till you see a car coming, pedal as fast as you can and hit the car head on.  I like ham and such. do the space needle one plz write "myg0t and carl winslow own me" on ur chest and get us some media attention
March 21, 200718 yr do the space needle one plz write "myg0t and carl winslow own me" on ur chest and get us some media attention or just say something less gay like FBI TORTURE SUCKS
March 21, 200718 yr or just say something less gay like FBI TORTURE SUCKS   No. If you really want to confuse them, write something on your chest that makes no sense, and have the FBI/Police running around in circles for months trying to figure it out.  "Time flies when you're buttering sheep" "Twice pinched brought upon the madness milk numbers" "steak past 2 really lost the love" etc
March 21, 200718 yr Tsk, you just have life problems that everyone gets, unless there is some extremity which you haven't explored in your post. I have clinical depression, I nearly always want to kill myself and have access to hospital strength drugs, but I still won't kill myself.
March 21, 200718 yr Tsk, you just have life problems that everyone gets, unless there is some extremity which you haven't explored in your post. I have clinical depression, I nearly always want to kill myself and have access to hospital strength drugs, but I still won't kill myself. DO IT. Besides thinking about suicide is normal, trying and failing is emo, and doing it is abnormal. You're not unique in anyway.
March 21, 200718 yr ok i know this guy is 10/10 on the fake list, but i spent alot of time thinking about suicide and here are 3 great ways to do it: a)strap explosives to your head, then detonate them. b)a fuckin big fuckin shot fuckin gun. c)get really really really drunk, then run off a 500ft buildin singin "if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life"
March 21, 200718 yr just get a big fat fucking hunting knife and stab yourself in the neck, ya fucking pussy
March 21, 200718 yr Obtain nitroglycerin, eat it. Run to nearest pre-school. I would say go on a crime spree first and rape as many people as you can. Also make sure you're high, preferably pcp. I personally like the building, head in hands idea because your head would last 5-20 seconds, so you could see ppl's responses. Make sure you die with a smile :sly:
March 21, 200718 yr Fuck, some of those ideas are so nice it makes u wish u could kill yourself more than once.
March 21, 200718 yr Fuck, some of those ideas are so nice it makes u wish u could kill yourself more than once. qft go try for us, become buddhist
March 22, 200718 yr if youre going to commit suicide, do it in style, try and rage as many people as you can doing it, suggestions: - slit your throat over a couples meal  - hang yourself over a motorway (make sure to slit your stomach so the blood spatters on the cars below) - jump over the fence at the zoo in the lion section and punch a lion in the face to provoke it to eat you to upset the customers - break into someones car and shoot yourself in the head (preferabley with a shotgun) so their car becomes a crime scene and their interior is stained with blood - bring a gun into the white house and go from there GOOD LUCK! the last one is the best idea.
March 22, 200718 yr Author if you cant figure out how to kill yourself, you're a fucking idiot Go back to Canada you illiterate fuck. I was asking for some painless options.
