March 23, 200718 yr twolvesfan624 said: Do you fucking think it is easy for a 16 year old that doesn't live in the ghetto to acquire a gun? you were asking for a painless way, you never mentioned you didnt have access to a gun
March 23, 200718 yr in all seriousness go out as a man do some tight shit like get back at everyone thats did you wrong, kill a person that deserves it, or what id do is steal as much shit as you can in one day without getting caught before so you can have that adrenaline feeling and right when you're about to come down from the adrenaline rush of being a kleptomaniac i would suggest a painful death painful just because you will feel most alive when you die due to all the pain, which in your last few seconds/minutes will numb and will feel amazing, simply because you're taking it to an extreme level, exploring your body. if that makes any sense... sorry lil crazy tonight
March 23, 200718 yr twolvesfan624 said: Well isn't it rather obvious what would hurt and what wouldn't? not really seeing as I don't harm myself because I have the balls to deal with my problems seriously just deal with your problems, you will get through them (this is a serious statement, although I do think you are just probably trolling)
March 23, 200718 yr Rage kevin garnett to the point that he snaps you in half. Or just watch The Timberwolves lose to the Portland Trailblazers.
March 23, 200718 yr I always wanted to fly.... Just remember, jumping off a building doesn't kill you, the sudden stop at the end does. edit: steal a car and some money, go to vegas and blow it all, then jump off the space needle.
March 23, 200718 yr Zet said: in the movie "Der Untergang" (sorry can't make umlauts) Hitler said you should shoot yourself in the brain through your mouth...then your skull will explode as well. G-unit.
March 23, 200718 yr Run down a Compton ghetto in a KKK uniform with buckets of KFC chicken and watermelons throwing them @ niglets while screaming racist shit.
March 23, 200718 yr 1337waterchicken said: Run down a Compton ghetto in a KKK uniform with buckets of KFC chicken and watermelons throwing them @ niglets while screaming racist shit. ftw
March 23, 200718 yr okay... I doubt he''s gonna kill himself. Probably already got an infraction...that's my guess. Because either he's serious or he's trolling, and if he is serious, why's he posting on myg0t...first of all most people here are sickos and probably would want plenty of pics and vids of your suicide...second, they can't help you cause most people on here are pretty dysfunctional to begin with. Get some professional help!
March 23, 200718 yr what's that one where you sufficate yourself while masturbating...that's pretty creepy imo
March 23, 200718 yr step 1) post naked pictures of yourself on myg0t forums step 2) go out and get hold of either cheese wire or piano wire (about 6 meters ought to be enough for you to tie knots and build up some velocioty) step 3) find a large bridge over (preferably) a solid peice of land (so relatives can retrive your corpse) step 4) tie the wire (what ever you have a hold of) onto the bride haking sure its a solid tie (we wouldnt want it to slip though and you to fall instead of being decapitated) step 5) tie it around your own neck in any way you want, it dosent have to be a special "noose" knot, but if it pleases you learn how to do it. besides you have nothing better to do right? step 6) make peace with whatever diety you belive in and jump high into the air, over the saftey railing/barrier. step 7) get huge adrenalyn rush before the wire cuts through your neck diagonaly though the back of your skull just above the base of your head/top of spine. hope this has been a usefull guide on how to kill yourself, remember gl, hf.
March 23, 200718 yr abunchofnumbers said: DO IT. Besides thinking about suicide is normal, trying and failing is emo, and doing it is abnormal. You're not unique in anyway. That's my point, douche.
March 23, 200718 yr I've been thinking of a very cool way to commit suicide in style. Ok..so I have a huge dodge pickup truck with a cap on back. What I would do is fill the whole back of the truck up with full gas cans and the passenger side. I have a rack on top of the cap..so i would load that with full gas cans too. Now you fly down the highway as fast as your truck can go with the cruise control on. A nice speed would be around 120mph. The police will eventually catch up to you. As the police are on your ass, light up a maltov cocktail and throw it in the back through the sliding door. Keep going until you can't take the heat anymore and fly across the median to on coming traffic and blow your head off before impact. There will be loads of FIRE and MAYHEM everywhere. And there will be no need of an open casket service for your burnt ass. Your suicide will be on the 5 o'clock news.....congratulations...you're now famous.
March 24, 200718 yr twolvesfan624 said: Well my life has been pure hell for the past 6 months. I've only cared because I though it would improve with a certain thing, and now I've learned it can never be. I don't want to be here any longer. My past 6 months of suffering have been because of *School Stress *Job Stress *Girl on my mind stress *Mentality Stress *Physical Body stress *Bad luck stress Now, I've googled and haven't found too many good results. Knowing myg0t, I know you'd be able to assist me. What are some rather easy/ painless ways to kill yourself? lol cry more, this is what happens in day to day life when you hit 14. happy trails douchebag.
March 24, 200718 yr 1337waterchicken said: Run down a Compton ghetto in a KKK uniform with buckets of KFC chicken and watermelons throwing them @ niglets while screaming racist shit. i lol'd
March 24, 200718 yr The Chedder said: theres a space needle in vegas? no. The stratosphere. Google it.
March 24, 200718 yr Wow just shoot yourself in the head..? Yeah it took me like all day to think of that.
March 24, 200718 yr The golden rule of forum claim threads is that if there is no proof on the third page you can call SMBS on it.
March 25, 200718 yr OH GOD NO PLEASE DON'T DO THAT WE LOVE YOU Is that what you wanted to hear ? Well i'm sorry to inform you that my carebucket seems to be empty.
March 25, 200718 yr theres someone in africa with a billion parasites and other bad things living in the jungle of all places who have never seen a light bulb and your pissed about stupid shit.
