Posted March 21, 200718 yr Don't you just h8 them. Today: A girl I (kinda like :naughty: ) walked past me and said hi, I'm an ugly antisocial fgt and always say stupid shit. I immediately lit up and said "Hey!" really enthusiastically then felt like a fuckwit. ALSO: Like half an hour ago I was about to have a shower, I took my clothes off and walked into the kitchen to get a drink. As I turned around I saw through my neighbours window and someone was watching me. They moved away from the window as soon as I noticed them. Share ur embrsin momnts.
March 21, 200718 yr wtf does embrsin mean? you can spell enthusiastically but not embarrassing? :liar: :gay3:
March 21, 200718 yr wtf does embrsin mean? you can spell enthusiastically but not embarrassing? :liar: :gay3: They're almost as bad as skillfaking germans on IRC wanting PCW's.
March 21, 200718 yr you should be pretty "embrsed" by this thread. edit: then again i guess its no worse than the other threads you've started
March 21, 200718 yr when i took home a girl and she saw my bunkbed that was an embarrasing moment :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear:
March 21, 200718 yr i got a job at bangbros and slung my cock out one day at work, i felt pretty embarrased :tear:
March 21, 200718 yr when i slapped this girls ass in a club and she slapped me across the face, was kind of funny as well lol
March 21, 200718 yr when i slapped this girls ass in a club and she slapped me across the face, was kind of funny as well lol it was because you eyeballed her
March 21, 200718 yr r0k;456893']it was because you eyeballed her RIFKRIFKRIFKRIFKRIFKRIFKRIFKRIFKRIFKRIFKRIFKRIFKRIFKRIFKRIFKRIFK!
March 21, 200718 yr I was drinking and got called and I was all "the fuck do you want I'm busy" and it was my boss.
March 21, 200718 yr i really needed a shit so i went into my friends house, toilet blocked, and his gran was in there after me... when i was getting a bj off this hawt chick that id wanted to be with since i was like 12, they say premature ejaculation aint fun, but it fuckin is, also, i ate a curry the night b4, so i kinda let loose =(, lucky she had a cold.
March 21, 200718 yr i really needed a shit so i went into my friends house, toilet blocked, and his gran was in there after me... when i was getting a bj off this hawt chick that id wanted to be with since i was like 12, they say premature ejaculation aint fun, but it fuckin is, also, i ate a curry the night b4, so i kinda let loose =(, lucky she had a cold. epic
March 22, 200718 yr I was drinking and got called and I was all "the fuck do you want I'm busy" and it was my boss. i got pissed and punched someone in school and i heard "what are you doing?!" and i said "go the fuck away" and it was vice principle.
March 22, 200718 yr this one time i took my clothes off on a bus.. I felt pretty embarrased :tear: wait why the fuck would you do that?
March 22, 200718 yr i was studying with this hot chick and we were sitting together on the computer pretty close together and my mom comes downstairs in her goddamn jewiest voice "YOU GUYS WANT SOME CANDY? HERE I BROUGHT YOU A BOWL OF CANDY :) OH HELLO I AM DAVID'S MOTHER BY THE WAY" edit: i was 18 when this happened :( for other embarassing moments just follow my life story on irc
March 22, 200718 yr My most embrsin moment was when I posted in this thread called embrsin momentz on the myg0t forums. It was pretty embarrasing :tear:
March 22, 200718 yr theMinkey;457044']i was studying with this hot chick and we were sitting together on the computer pretty close together and my mom comes downstairs in her goddamn jewiest voice "YOU GUYS WANT SOME CANDY? HERE I BROUGHT YOU A BOWL OF CANDY :) OH HELLO I AM DAVID'S MOTHER BY THE WAY" edit: i was 18 when this happened :( for other embarassing moments just follow my life story on irc Minky, if you're as bad as most ppl make you out to be (on the forums, since i dont join any chat rooms) then you'll most likely be the next Bill Gates. But he didnt get pussy till he was at least 35 and that was just because he was richer than the guy that invented the internet...or was that Bill? And btw living with your parents (as long as they dont suck ass turds) is fine until the age of around 25. Ask someone who moved out when they were 18 and while they're digging through the trash out of a dumpster to find dinner(doesnt apply to everyone) they'll tell you it was a mistake. Mooch off your parents as long as you can. /DRUNK does my post make sense?
March 22, 200718 yr i had been made to stand in the naughty corner for about 4 hours, being rejected every bathroom break. i then pissed myself infront of the whole school in assembly, i was only 8 :tear: i got so drunk and high at 14 that i took a shit in my neighbours back garden and wiped my ass with her bra, imagine the look on her face when she looked out her window, imagine the look on my face when she called the police. hers: :wtf::ugh: mine::drool2: i was sat on a bus with my mate when this FKN HOT ASS GAL gets on and sits right next to me, i got a huge boner coz she kept doin that groanin noise and her shoulder dancin (i-pods are the devil) was wobblin her tits around hypnoticaly, my friend was tryin to get me off the bus at our stop, but was i gonna get off while im wearing jog pants with a huge boner??!!?? i had to, next stop was 5 miles away. i soaked my pants at a wedding, dumb fuckwit nokd a beer into my groin, shit, there must have been 300 people staring at me smurking. on my 14th birthday i was about to take a girl home and fuck when my gran pulls up and says in the most ARSE voice like she was talking to a baby: "HELLO KYYYYLE, AWW IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND LOOOVE, AWW, listen kyyyyle were going out at..blah blah...so get in the car and you can get changed SWEETYPIE" i was concidering saying "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" but.... meh, still fucked her before i took a shit in mrs.weewongchinatongue`s garden.
March 22, 200718 yr Kay... so most of you know that when you fall asleep some times you just wake up with a huge boner (morning wood) amirite??!! So once during a trip that I took alone w/ about 12 other guys from my high school to New Mexico (from Chicago via an Amtrak train for 25 hours) I slept for roughly 15 hours and watched TV/played cards or read for the other half... But while I slept I got a massive boner and the rows on the trains are just like on a small airplane ^ = seat || = aisle... so its shapped like this ^^||^^ ^^||^^ ^^||^^ ^^||^^ ^^||^^ ^^||^^ So I am in the blue seat as shown in the diagram wearing nothing but athletic shorts with a huge boner and we are nearing our next stop, it wasn't my stop so I didn't bother getting up. But a large group of female softball players were sitting 5 seats behind us and it was their stop in Kansas City. So here I am with a huge boner wearing mesh shorts while 20 some girls walk past me and giggle and laugh, while I am sound asleep. The "friend" of mine sitting next to me took several pictures of the girls passing by pointing, laughing and smirking... They only woke me up after they had gotten enough pictures on one disposable camera. When we got back home after being there for 2 weeks they went and developed he pictures and handed them out like candy the rest of my friends, I was never able to live that moment down :/
March 22, 200718 yr Minky, if you're as bad as most ppl make you out to be (on the forums, since i dont join any chat rooms) then you'll most likely be the next Bill Gates. But he didnt get pussy till he was at least 35 and that was just because he was richer than the guy that invented the internet...or was that Bill? And btw living with your parents (as long as they dont suck ass turds) is fine until the age of around 25. Ask someone who moved out when they were 18 and while they're digging through the trash out of a dumpster to find dinner(doesnt apply to everyone) they'll tell you it was a mistake. Mooch off your parents as long as you can. /DRUNK does my post make sense? al gore invented the internets
