March 22, 200718 yr One time I met this girl in a chat room and went over her house for rough 13 year old anal sex. Stone Philips was there. That was pretty embarsin.
March 22, 200718 yr Author One time I met this girl in a chat room and went over her house for rough 13 year old anal sex. Stone Philips was there. That was pretty embarsin. I don't think that is very embrsin, mine were embarzin because the girl (i kinda like :naughtyd: ) knows i like her (i think :wow: ) but i have barely talked to her and when she said hi and i got excited she would have known i was genuinely enthused by the fact she said 'hi' to me. The oldest girl of the neighbours kids is like 12, and HEAVILY sheltered christians. Home-schooled etc.
March 22, 200718 yr One time I met this girl in a chat room and went over her house for rough 13 year old anal sex. Stone Philips was there. That was pretty embarsin. one time i was at a pool party and this kid thought he was hot shit doing back flips, so i stepped up to the diving board and slipped and fell and hit my head on the brim of the diving board into the water, once i got out and walked it off i noticed my weiner was hanging out and also had a booger on my cheek
March 22, 200718 yr My mother findin me naked in her bath filled with 2 inches of cold water with 3 pint glass bottles of milk floating in the water (2 empty) and pieces of ham around the bathroom.. There was also vomit in the water. That was last year. She haddnt seen me in 3 weeks and then found me like that. That morning was a sunday, I tried to build a pc that day. Fried the mobo because i didnt put insulators into break the contact of metal from the mobo from the case... Good times. It wasnt embarrasing at the time, it still isnt, but other people say it would be so i guess.
March 22, 200718 yr My mother findin me naked in her bath filled with 2 inches of cold water with 3 pint glass bottles of milk floating in the water (2 empty) and pieces of ham around the bathroom.. There was also vomit in the water. That was last year. She haddnt seen me in 3 weeks and then found me like that. That morning was a sunday, I tried to build a pc that day. Fried the mobo because i didnt put insulators into break the contact of metal from the mobo from the case... Good times. It wasnt embarrasing at the time, it still isnt, but other people say it would be so i guess. NOT EMBARRASING, JUST LIKE WAKING UP IN A PUDDLE OF SICK IN THE MORNING NAKED INFRONT OF YOUR MEIGHTS, NOT LIKE IT HAPPENED TO ME THO K
March 22, 200718 yr One time when I was like 13-14 I was taking this girl to my house to do the sex, we were in my room having sex, I thought no one was home at the time, turns out 2 of my aunts, my grandmother and uncle decide to come back home all at once, my grandmother being suspicious barges in my room and of course finds me naked with my penis inside some 13 year old girls vagina, very embarrassing, and after she went home I had a fucking 3 hour lecture from everyone in my family, fucking sucked. Not to mention my dad finding out later when he got home from work.
March 22, 200718 yr One time when I was like 13-14 I was taking this girl to my house to do the sex, we were in my room having sex, I thought no one was home at the time, turns out 2 of my aunts, my grandmother and uncle decide to come back home all at once, my grandmother being suspicious barges in my room and of course finds me naked with my penis inside some 13 year old girls vagina, very embarrassing, and after she went home I had a fucking 3 hour lecture from everyone in my family, fucking sucked. Not to mention my dad finding out later when he got home from work. 13 year olds dont have sex irl
March 22, 200718 yr 13 year olds dont have sex irl when are you supposed to lose your virginity? i was 13. ok so, im on G block at county and its my 1st whole day in lockup. i decide to take a shower (all teh showers are singles, no group nakedness) and some asshole decides hes going to steal my shirt from the little lobby thing before the actual shower. i didnt see him do it but i noticed and decided to keep an eye out for anything else weird going on. about 3-4 minutes later, he returns and tries to take my underwear/jumpsuit and notices that i saw his arm, and tries to run away. i chased him out of the shower buck-ass naked into the block (to find out who was doing it) to find something like 100 dudes staring at me. I just said 'Take a good look, ***s', shook my dick at them, and walked back in the shower. The guy returned my clothes as i finished showering. actually that reminds me, my stepmom walked in on me when i was 13 losing my virginity to a 14yo, she pretended to not notice and walked upstairs but we had both known what happened. it was pretty embarassing as i wasn't used to people staring at me naked at that point... by the way the sex was embrsngly bad too.
March 22, 200718 yr One of the first times I got head from this chick I was in her garage out of all places, I knew I had to piss but I was like fuck it I'll wait till she's done, light a smoke up and go take a piss in the backyard. So she's goin at it for like 15 mins, I'm gettin close and BAM I'm like UGHUGHUGHUHG IM COMING, thinking she would just finish me off with a jerkin, well she deepthroats, feels great and then I'm like man I feel like I need to keep coming, then the piss sensation comes back and I'm fightin the urge to enjoy it more(you know how sometimes It gets THAT sensitive) or let it go in this bitches mouth...so one random flick of the tongue just gets me and I nearly fill this chicks mouth with piss...I felt so bad but she didn't take it that bad...hahahahaha It was fucking hilarious actually and we would joke about it sometimes afterwards. At the time I thought that was the last time I'd see her.
March 22, 200718 yr one time i didnt do it for over 2 weeks and when i finally met up with my GF we had this endless foreplay (wich sucks) and it took me literally 15 seconds to squirt....and then we had to wait 10 minutes for my mini me to be at attention again, very embarrasing but wtf bitch dont toy with me for 1 hour
March 22, 200718 yr one time i didnt do it for over 2 weeks and when i finally met up with my GF we had this endless foreplay (wich sucks) and it took me literally 15 seconds to squirt....and then we had to wait 10 minutes for my mini me to be at attention again, very embarrasing but wtf bitch dont toy with me for 1 hour QFT! also, 2year ago (ish) my entire famly was round, but they all went to some friends houses, so me, thinking i had some spare time, called up my gal and asked her round, SKIP SOPPY ROMANCE, and my bed is creeky as a nun, so things got pretty fuckin loud, up to this point everything is ok, family gets home, and im on the couch with a huge grin about to be wiped clean off my face, i said: "wheres mum?" dad said: "she never left, shes been in bed with a headache" :tear:
March 22, 200718 yr One time, I posted lame crap like this: http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/RebelOnEndor16/SPEEDGAY.jpg http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/RebelOnEndor16/SeeBrain2.jpg http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/RebelOnEndor16/Itburnswhenipee22.jpg http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/RebelOnEndor16/NewJihadonyouSTUIPDTHREAD.jpg http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/RebelOnEndor16/HILLARY1.jpg It was embrassn
March 23, 200718 yr One time, I posted lame crap like this: http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/RebelOnEndor16/SPEEDGAY.jpg http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/RebelOnEndor16/SeeBrain2.jpg http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/RebelOnEndor16/Itburnswhenipee22.jpg http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/RebelOnEndor16/NewJihadonyouSTUIPDTHREAD.jpg http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/RebelOnEndor16/HILLARY1.jpg It was embrassn i bet it was.
March 23, 200718 yr So I got a gf yesterday and I went up to her an said hi. Apparently I'm suppose to be embarrassed as my sisters friend and her bf started laughing. Hmm apparently I'm a ***got if I want things to last and I don't jump all over my gf...
March 23, 200718 yr So I got a gf yesterday and I went up to her an said hi. Apparently I'm suppose to be embarrassed as my sisters friend and her bf started laughing. Hmm apparently I'm a ***got if I want things to last and I don't jump all over my gf... reasons?: -maybe your gf is fuckin ugly -you should XYZ. -maybe your are a ***got, I don't know.
March 23, 200718 yr She's not ugly but I guess she has a rep as being somewhat of a whore. Lol why do I say things like that? Edit: Oh yeah, I'm fucking ugly though, that might be one thing. And yeah, ask your mom she'll tell you that I'm not gay. Unless your mom's ugly then kill her.
March 23, 200718 yr She's not ugly but I guess she has a rep as being somewhat of a whore. Oh yeah, I'm fucking ugly though, that might be one thing ORLY? bwahahahahahaha i love this thread, its full of people who talk shit, like me, rlyi do, k, im wasting ur tymes, by readin this, your gay, ya, uhu, one time i slept with that girl who fucked over 14 guuys, my willy hasnt stopped oozing since k, embarrassing yeah? nar, wee weee weee wwooooweoeeoeoeo ... yeah.
March 23, 200718 yr Aight, question, is it wrong to jack off to a pic of your gf? I've never done it and it feels wrong somehow. I dunno.
March 23, 200718 yr Aight, question, is it wrong to jack off to a pic of your gf? I've never done it and it feels wrong somehow. I dunno. If you have a gf what the fuck are you doing jacking off, why not sex her for reals? :dunno:
March 23, 200718 yr Aight, question, is it wrong to jack off to a pic of your gf? I've never done it and it feels wrong somehow. I dunno. DRO! -maybe your are a ***got, I don't know. Now confirmed.
March 23, 200718 yr I was doing my thing in like october or november and my girlfriend at the times sister walked downstairs, peeked around the corner and was like OH MY GOD and ran upstairs and actually told her fucking mom, the girl that told was like 13 too i was pissed and so was my girlfriend back then. her mom was cool about it though she basically told her sister to stay upstairs and she decided she would check in on us periodically best i can come up with right now
