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It wasn't that bad you trolls.

When I was a chef, my colleague got fired for telling a customer "this place would be bankrupt long ago if it wasn't for the 5 second rule!".

 

It was true, because every second piece of food he touched got drop kicked across the room or scrubbed on his nuts.

Let's see here...since this movie has five in it's name and it is fifty three seconds long, you owe me $265,000.01. If it is not promptly paid I will alert the authorities of this utter piece of shit movie.
Let's see here...since this movie has five in it's name and it is fifty three seconds long, you owe me $265,000.01. If it is not promptly paid I will alert the authorities of this utter piece of shit movie.

 

gtfo.

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