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So 1 baby says: Hi

so the other dead baby goes like: lol you can't hi me, you're dead!

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oh oh i got one

 

 

i wish you were one

 

STOP SPAMMING

 

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?

Matt.

 

Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?

So you can pick them up five at a time

 

What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?

An erection.

 

What's red and goes round and round?

A baby in a garbage disposal.

 

Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?

I don't know why they didn't either.

 

What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?

One is legal to hit with an axe.

 

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Fucked.

 

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Art.

 

MOAR

STOP SPAMMING

 

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs laying on your porch?

Matt.

 

Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?

So you can pick them up five at a time

 

What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?

An erection.

 

What's red and goes round and round?

A baby in a garbage disposal.

 

Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?

I don't know why they didn't either.

 

What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?

One is legal to hit with an axe.

 

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Fucked.

 

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Art.

 

MOAR

there are really dead baby jokes?

i thought you were spamming

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What do you call a dead baby in the floor?

 

A DEAD BABY ON THE FLOOR LOLLOLOLOLOLOLLOL

Waht happends if u give u kid to Michael Jackson?

 

He will mastrubate it then throw it off an building.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:facesj:

Waht happends if u give u kid to Michael Jackson?

 

He will mastrubate it then throw it off an building.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:facesj:

 

Learn English please.

whats worse than 10 dead babys in bins?

a dead baby in 10 bins

 

whats the best way to get dead babys out of a truck?

a pitch fork.

 

whats red white and cant turn around in corridors?

a baby with a javilin though its head.

 

What's red, screams and goes around in circles?

A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.

 

What's the difference between a baby and a bagel?

You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.

 

whats worse than a tuck full of dead babies?

theres a live one eating its way out

 

whats worse than that?

it made it

 

whats worse than that?

the one above it wasnt dead yet.

 

 

alll for now...

Raged. Also he said the truth, learn grammar/how to spell you fucking idiot.

 

Die pls

 

 

 

OMFG I"M SO RAGED NOW FOR SAYING DIE PLZ! OMFG!!!!!!!!!! GAARGH!!! GUNNA FUKEN KIL JOO!

Die pls

 

 

 

OMFG I"M SO RAGED NOW FOR SAYING DIE PLZ! OMFG!!!!!!!!!! GAARGH!!! GUNNA FUKEN KIL JOO!

 

Raged. s3x pls. :gaysex:

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