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Hello my name is Keiko and I live in Tokyo in Japan. I have a nice apartment in Ochanomizu and you are welcome to stay with me if you are UNDER 35 and YOU ARE NICE LOOKING and YOU ARE WHITE. You can save your hotel cost (a lot in Tokyo!) and we can have fun! – but ONLY if you are a white guy. I do not want asian men, sorry.

 

What do I get??

I can have some fun sex with Europen, and American guys… what I love – they are very sexy and yummy! - Japanese men are pigs. Also, I want to practise my English with you, please.

 

Hello Keiko,

 

My name is [REMOVED] and im 22 and live in Melbourne . A friend of mine from work forwarded me your webpage and it really got me thinking. Im going to [REMOVED] on business in two weeks and am really interested in catching up with you.

 

Im white, less than 35 years old, but sadly do not fit all your criteria. You see, im very ugly. People dont laugh at me when i walk down the street any more, but they do throw things, sometimes money. But i do have one good thing going for me - i have an enormous willy. It really is huge, you will love it! Some of the lucky women i have been with have compared my thrust to child birth. I will send you a photo of it if you reply nicely.

 

Now, my only concern with you is whether my giant member will fit in you. If had my fair share of "asian persausion" and generally, well, they are tight. And i am left as disappointed as pikachu, the day he found out about his magic powers not working anymore.

 

I've attatched a photo of myself, but not my "old fella", nothing is free sweetie, so if you can look past my obvious imperfections and see my inner beauty, i'd love to stretch your inner beauty!

 

Anyway,

Hit me back,

Just to chat,

Truly yours,

Your biggest fan,

This is [REMOVED] xxx

 

I say: I saw his photo. He is right. He is ugly! haha.

 

Subject : We want some sex and you want sex, We have all you want!!!!!

 

Hello keiko, we are two super nice and sexy catalan guys and we want a lots of sex with you.

 

We know that you are “muy bonita”.

 

I say: A Saying in Tokyo : Two men is two wallets and four kidney. haha

 

YOU NOW HAVE PERMISSION TO POST IN MY EPIC THREAD, GO GO GO.

lol yeah.. I really wanna send a message w/ a photo of a friend and if she turns him down tell everyone in college and laugh at him.. If she accepts then i cant really say anything.

http://www.keikos-homepage.jp/images/kitty.gifhahahahahah FUNNY ASIAN TALK LAUGH CHAHCAHCHACAHCHA

 

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:ugh:

 

No but srsly, i am contacting the fbi on this one.

Im on my way to Tokyo to hit it b4 u get there just cuz I got the money and time to waste!:naughty:

 

PS: Thanks 4 the tip!

MMMMMmmmmm venereal diseases. Gotta Catch 'em All.
MMMMMmmmmm venereal diseases. Gotta Catch 'em All.

 

HAI GAIZ!!! I SNET HER TEH EMAILZ, BUT WHEN SHE RESPONDS, I"M GOING TO MAIL HER KONARTIS< KEKEKEKEKE!

 

Yea, so anyways. If she says "OK!" I'm going to ship KonArtis out to her in my place. :)

 

Should be a fun bunch of shenanigans. :D

 

 

I hope to GOD this is fake, because this would be the ultimate online prank EVAR!!!!!

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