Posted March 28, 200718 yr havent had a movie quotes thread in awhile. Blue Velvet FRANK - You wanta go for a ride? JEFFREY - No thanks. FRANK - No thanks. what does that mean? JEFFREY - I don't want to go. FRANK - Go where? JEFFREY - On a ride. FRANK - A ride?. Hell, that's a good idea. okay, let's go. Hey, let's go.
March 28, 200718 yr The Blues Brothers: Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake: Hit it.
March 28, 200718 yr Full Metal Jacket (one of the greatest movs ever) Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.
March 28, 200718 yr lord of the rings Pippin: What's that? Merry: This, my friend, is a pint. Pippin: It comes in pints? [in low voice] Pippin: I'm getting one
March 28, 200718 yr Persian Emissary: This is madness! Spartan King Leonidas: Madness? This is Sparta!
March 28, 200718 yr Pulp Fiction Jules: You read the Bible? Ringo: Not regularly. Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd...
March 28, 200718 yr Snatch Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George. Brick Top: Shhh. You're going to have to repeat that. Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George. Brick Top: Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fucking car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous now, is it? and Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that? Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish. Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers? Tommy: It's for protection. Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
March 28, 200718 yr Fight Club "You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?" "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time" "Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may. " [Tyler points a gun into the Narrator's mouth] Narrator: [voiceover] People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden. Tyler Durden: Three minutes. This is it - ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion? Narrator: ...i... ann... iinn... ff... nnyin... Narrator: [voiceover] With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. [Tyler removes the gun from the Narrator's mouth] Narrator: I can't think of anything. Narrator: [voiceover] For a second I totally forgot about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing and I wonder how clean that gun is.
March 28, 200718 yr long one but one of the best, from Trainspotting "Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"
March 28, 200718 yr When I come back to kazakhstan, i purchase ipod, my neighbor Nursultan Tuleiakbay only purchase ipod mini, everyone know is for girls! what's up wit it vanilla face -Borat
March 28, 200718 yr damn you badazz you stole my original one :( PulpFiction: Jules: Uuummmm, this is a tasty burger
March 28, 200718 yr American Beauty "You know that saying, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life'? That's true for every day but one - the day you die."
March 28, 200718 yr Napoleon Dynamite Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon? Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [repeated line] Napoleon Dynamite: Gosh! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [last lines] . Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property! Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want. Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you. Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on! Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots. Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own. Kip: [making nachos on the other line] Hi. Napoleon Dynamite: Is grandma there? Kip: No, she's getting her hair done. Napoleon Dynamite: Kip: No, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad! Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko! Kip: See ya. Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Idiot! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Deb: It's Deb. And I'm calling to let you know that I think you're a shallow friend. Napoleon Dynamite: What the heck are you even talking about? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Napoleon Dynamite: Deb just called me. She pretty much hates me by now. Pedro: Why? Napoleon Dynamite: Because my uncle Rico's an IDIOT. Pedro: Do you have anything to give to her? Napoleon Dynamite: No. Not unless she likes fish. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pedro: Who was that? Napoleon Dynamite: Trisha. Pedro: Who's she? Napoleon Dynamite: My woman I'm taking to the dance. Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Napoleon Dynamite: My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now. Pedro: Is she hot? Napoleon Dynamite: See for yourself. [hands him Deb's glamor shot sample] Pedro: Wow. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year. Pedro: I like her bangs. Napoleon Dynamite: Me too. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don: Vote for Summer. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, right, I'm not voting for her. Don: Then who you gonna vote for? Napoleon Dynamite: I'm voting for Pedro Sanchez, who do you think? [Don scoffs and walks away] Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, Don. Can I have one of those buttons? [Don hands Napoleon a Vote 4 Summer button] Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon tosses it across the hall, stares at Don, and runs away] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Napoleon Dynamite: [speaking to Pedro and Deb] Are you guys having a killer time? Deb: Yes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Principal Svadean: Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in Idaho we have a little something called pride. Understand? Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatley is a disgrace to you, me, and the entire Gem State. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Kip is . -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Napoleon Dynamite straps himself into the time machine] Kip: So are you ready? Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals.
March 28, 200718 yr The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (1966) Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. ---------------------------------------------------- Tuco is in a bubble bath. The One Armed Man enters the room.] One Armed Man: I've been looking for you for 8 months. Whenever I should have had a gun in my right hand, I thought of you. Now I find you in exactly the position that suits me. I had lots of time to learn to shoot with my left. [Tuco kills him with the gun he has hidden in the foam.] Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.
March 28, 200718 yr Pulp Fiction Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this? Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules. Jules: [pause] What? Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage. Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that... Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead nigger Storage? Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead nigger Storage? Jules: [pause] No. I didn't. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why! Jules:: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett:: What? Jules:: What country you from? Brett:: What? Jules:: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What? Brett:: What? Jules:: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT? Brett:: Yes! Jules:: Then you know what I'm saying! Brett:: Yes! Jules:: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like! Brett:: What, I-? Jules:: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time. Brett:: He's b-b-black... Jules:: Go on. Brett:: He's bald... Jules:: Does he look like a bitch? Brett:: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules:: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett:: No! Jules:: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett:? Brett:: I didn't. Jules:: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett:. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
March 28, 200718 yr Anchorman Brick Tamland: I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded. __________________ Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom. Champ Kind: It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*. And that is a scientific fact. Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about. Brian Fantana: You're with us, Ron, what do you think? Ron Burgundy: [shouting] She... Sh... It's terrible. She has beautiful eyes, and her hair smells like cinnamon. Brick Tamland: [shouts] Loud noises. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger. __________________ Ricky Bobby: This kinda reminds me of that Highlander movie. Jean Girard: What? I never saw that. Ricky Bobby: It was nominated for an academy award. Jean Girard: For what? Ricky Bobby: Best movie made ever. __________________ Ricky Bobby: Okay, fine, but I’m still not going to call you Dad. Ricky's Dad: Well what are you going to call me then? Ricky Bobby: Okay, Professor Dickweed.
March 28, 200718 yr loool i got everyone movie mentioned on DVD apart from 300 and talladega nights, wtf diesel
March 28, 200718 yr King: Someday lad, all this will be yours. Herbert: What, the curtains?? King: No, not the bloody curtains!
March 28, 200718 yr Napoleon Dynamite Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon? Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [repeated line] Napoleon Dynamite: Gosh! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [last lines] . Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property! Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want. Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you. Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on! Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Randy: Napoleon, give me some of your tots. Napoleon Dynamite: No, go find your own. Kip: [making nachos on the other line] Hi. Napoleon Dynamite: Is grandma there? Kip: No, she's getting her hair done. Napoleon Dynamite: Kip: No, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad! Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko! Kip: See ya. Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Idiot! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Deb: It's Deb. And I'm calling to let you know that I think you're a shallow friend. Napoleon Dynamite: What the heck are you even talking about? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Napoleon Dynamite: Deb just called me. She pretty much hates me by now. Pedro: Why? Napoleon Dynamite: Because my uncle Rico's an IDIOT. Pedro: Do you have anything to give to her? Napoleon Dynamite: No. Not unless she likes fish. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pedro: Who was that? Napoleon Dynamite: Trisha. Pedro: Who's she? Napoleon Dynamite: My woman I'm taking to the dance. Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Napoleon Dynamite: My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now. Pedro: Is she hot? Napoleon Dynamite: See for yourself. [hands him Deb's glamor shot sample] Pedro: Wow. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year. Pedro: I like her bangs. Napoleon Dynamite: Me too. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don: Vote for Summer. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, right, I'm not voting for her. Don: Then who you gonna vote for? Napoleon Dynamite: I'm voting for Pedro Sanchez, who do you think? [Don scoffs and walks away] Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, Don. Can I have one of those buttons? [Don hands Napoleon a Vote 4 Summer button] Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon tosses it across the hall, stares at Don, and runs away] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Napoleon Dynamite: [speaking to Pedro and Deb] Are you guys having a killer time? Deb: Yes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Principal Svadean: Look, Pedro, I don't know how they do things down in Juarez, but here in Idaho we have a little something called pride. Understand? Smashing in the face of a pinata that resembles Summer Wheatley is a disgrace to you, me, and the entire Gem State. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Kip is . -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Napoleon Dynamite straps himself into the time machine] Kip: So are you ready? Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals. You like Napoleon Dynamite? That movie sucks.
March 28, 200718 yr loool i got everyone movie mentioned on DVD apart from 300 and talladega nights, wtf diesel LOL what you mean wtf diesel.. That movie made me rifk for the pure stupidy in the jokes.. And 300 owns in the cinema.
March 28, 200718 yr The Trailor Park Boys: Randy: Mr. Lahey! Why do you want me to put on a shirt? Are you embarrased? Mr. Lahey: Of course not Randy, you're beautiful.
