March 29, 200718 yr http://leonidasunstoppable.ytmnd.com/ not a quote but if i could i would quote the whole movie because it's that good.
March 29, 200718 yr What're you gonna do, huh? We've swept this place. You've got nothing, nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns. No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty, I'm no longer standing. Because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded. That's impossible. Kill him. (^,.....,^) My turn. Die! DIE! Why wont you die? Why wont you die?!!! Beneath this mask there is more than flesh, beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr.Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
March 29, 200718 yr The last part of this preview http://www.break.com/index/blades_of_glory.html my humps my humps... no one knows what that means... lol
March 29, 200718 yr The Usual Suspects "[last lines] Verbal: After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone. " The Best Years of Our Lives "Al Stephenson: My wife doesn't think I'd better sum it up in that one word. I want to tell you all that the reason for my success as a Sergeant is due primarily to my previous training in the Cornbelt Loan and Trust Company. The knowledge I acquired in the good ol' bank I applied to my problems in the infantry. For instance, one day in Okinawa, a Major comes up to me and he says, "Stephenson, you see that hill?" "Yes sir, I see it." "All right," he said. "You and your platoon will attack said hill and take it." So I said to the Major, "but that operation involves considerable risk. We haven't sufficient collateral." "I'm aware of that," said the Major, "but the fact remains that there's the hill and you are the guys who are going to take it." So I said to him, "I'm sorry, Major... no collateral, no hill." So we didn't take the hill and we lost the war. I think that little story has considerable significance, but I've forgotten what it is. And now in conclusion, I'd like to tell you a humorous anecdote. I know several humorous anecdotes, but I can't think of any way to clean them up, so I'll only say this much. I love the Cornbelt Loan and Trust Company. There are some who say that the old bank is suffering from hardening of the arteries and of the heart. I refuse to listen to such radical talk. I say that our bank is alive, it's generous, it's human, and we're going to have such a line of customers seeking and GETTING small loans that people will think we're gambling with the depositors' money. And we will be. We will be gambling on the future of this country. I thank you. "
March 29, 200718 yr Napoleon Dynamite FAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL fixed. Spaceballs Dark helmet: Careful you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it! gunner: *eyes crossed* Sorry sir. I'm doing my best! DH: Who made that man a gunner? Major: I did sir, he's my cousin. DH: Who's he? Colonel Sanders: He's an asshole, sir. DH: I know that! What's his name? CS: That is his name. Asshole. Major asshole. DH: And his cousin? CS: He's an asshole too sir. Gunners mate first class Phillip Asshole. DH:... How many asshole do we got on this ship anyhow? Everyone on the ship except helmet and sanders: YO! DH:.... I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes... *pulls his mask down* KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES!
March 29, 200718 yr What're you gonna do, huh? We've swept this place. You've got nothing, nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns. No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty, I'm no longer standing. Because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded. That's impossible. Kill him. (^,.....,^) My turn. Die! DIE! Why wont you die? Why wont you die?!!! Beneath this mask there is more than flesh, beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr.Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof. I vote this one. :D V for vendetta was an amazingly good movie.
March 29, 200718 yr Pulp Fiction Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage? Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no... Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage? Jules: [pause] No. I didn't. Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign? Jules: Why? Jimmie:'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead ******s ain't my fucking business, that's why!
March 29, 200718 yr Snatch Vinnie: This is a shotgun sol. Sol: More like a fucking anti-Aircraft rifle Vincent! Vinnie: Well I wanna raise a few hairs don't I! Sol: You'll raise hell let alone hairs. SCUM Carlin: Where's ya tool? Baldy: What fuckin' tool? Carlin: This fuckin' tool!
March 29, 200718 yr office space, "PC lobe letter? What the fuck does that mean?" its "pc load letter" you fucking retard, and it means the printer is out of paper. i find it funny how people think thats funny when they themselves dont know what pc load letter means, the whole context is that he is mad at the printer for being out of paper you idiots
March 29, 200718 yr Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks. Mr. White: No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive... Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists. Joe: Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby... Mr. Brown: 'Like a Virgin' is not about this nice girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that. Mr. Orange: Which one is 'True Blue'? Nice Guy Eddie: 'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue". Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan. Mr. Pink: Personally, I can do without her. Mr. Blue: I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out. Mr. Brown: Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it? Joe: Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name? Mr. White: What's that? Joe: I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name? Mr. Brown: What the fuck was I talking about? Mr. Pink: You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks. Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that? Mr. White: A lot. Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. Joe: Chew? Toby Chew? Mr. Brown: It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'. Joe: Wong?
March 29, 200718 yr Vince Vega -"Oh Man I think I just shot Marvin in the face!" Jules Winfield -"Why the fuck did you do that?!?" Pulp Fiction
March 29, 200718 yr King: Someday lad, all this will be yours. Herbert: What, the curtains?? King: No, not the bloody curtains! King: GUARDS!!!Make sure the prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get 'im. Guard 1: Not to leave the room, even if you come and get 'im. Guard 2: *Hic* King: Nono.... *Until* I come and get him. Guard 1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room. King: Nono, no... You *stay* in the room, and make sure *he* doesn't leave. Guard 1: And you'll come and get him. Guard 2: *Hic* King: Right. Guard 1: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him, entering the room. King: Nono. *Leaving* the room. Guard 1: Leaving the room, yes. King: All right? Guard 1: 'Right. King: Right. Guard 1: Oh! If if if uhhhh.... if if uhhhhh.... If if if we...... King: Yes, what is it? Guard 1: Oh. I-if....... Oh.... King: Look, it's quite simple. Guard 1: Uh..... King: You just stay here, and make sure 'e doesn't leave the room. All right? Guard 2: *hic* Guard 1: Oh, I remember! Uhhhh, can he leave the room with us? King: No...nono, no. You just keep him in 'ere, and make sure... Guard 1: Oh yes, we'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he *had* to leave, and we *were* with him... King: nononono just KEEP HIM IN HERE Guard 1: ...Until you or anyone else... King: No, not anyone else, just me... Guard 1: ...Just you... Guard 2: *hic* King: Get back. Guard 1: Get back. King: All right? Guard 1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back. Guard 2: *hic* King: And, uh... make sure 'e doesn't leave. Guard 1: What? King: Make sure 'e doesn't leave! Guard 1: The prince?????? King: Yes, MAKE SURE 'E DOESN'T LEAVE... Guard 2: *hic* Guard 1: Oh, yes, of course!! I thought you meant him! You know, it seemed a bit daft me having to guard him when 'e's a guard... King: Is that clear? Guard 1: Oh, quite clear, no problems! Guard 2: *hic* King: Right. Where are *you* going? Guard 1: We're coming with you! King: Nono, I want you to *stay* here and MAKE SURE 'E DOESN'T LEAVE! Guard 1: Oh, I see, right!
March 29, 200718 yr blood in blood out Popeye: Hey Cinderella, go find yourself a fella. You're on the clock, bitch, and midnight is coming. You got the wrong man! ------------------------------------ Popeye: I'm gonna cut that fucking placa off of you, you ain't no vato loco! ----------------------------------- Magic: So you're the sucker that dusted Spider? Well if a rep's what you're looking for killer..then I'm the man you want. Mira, [showing Miklo his tattooed hand] Tres puntos like spider ----------------------------------- Big Al: Move on nïgger before I carpet my cell with your black skin.
March 29, 200718 yr "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour? Hell no!" If you dont know which movie that was from then you fail, badly.
March 29, 200718 yr "I'm Tony Montana! You fuck wit me, you fuckin' wit da best!" http://scarface1983.com/wav/imtonyw.wav ---------------------------------------------- "This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked." http://scarface1983.com/wav/pussyw.wav
March 29, 200718 yr [Matt tries to buy beer] Samson: You giving my friend trouble. Checker: Look, I cannot sell you guys beer after two o'clock in the morning. Samson: [displaying a gun] Well, I'm here to turn back the time.
March 29, 200718 yr its "pc load letter" you fucking retard, and it means the printer is out of paper. i find it funny how people think thats funny when they themselves dont know what pc load letter means, the whole context is that he is mad at the printer for being out of paper you idiots LUMBERGH: Helllloo Peter, Whaaaaats Haappening? Yeaaahhh Uhhhhhhh....We're gunna need you to come in Saturdayyyy... Office Space ftw
March 29, 200718 yr fixed. For once we agree. When I first saw Napoleon Dynamite. It was a truely awful movie. Not funny at all. There are much better comedies out there. Spaceballs for instance.
