just a shout to people, i think emin did so well last year due to presentation, so clean up the area, use a decent camera, and improve the lighting.

v0dka's delicious pizzawich

 

Thanx 2 d0wn 4 some inspiration

 

Step 1: Get all this shit together;

- Panini bread

- Portobello mushroom

- Apple roasted sausages

- Cured peppered bacon

- Double smoked sliced salami

- Large sliced pepperoni

- Caramelized onions

- Gruyère cheese

- Garlic & basil pasta sauce

- Artichoke & lemon pesto

- (Not pictured: chopped roasted garlic, olive oil, tomatoes, unshredded parmesan cheese)

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Step 2: Cut the bread in half longways and put the pasta sauce on one half and the pesto on the other

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Step 3: Mix a bit of the chopped roasted garlic in with a bit of olive oil. Cut the stem off the mushroom, put the mushroom on a baking pan, and spread the oil-garlic mixture on both sides, then stick it in the oven at 425 degrees for 15 or so minutes.

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Step 4: Canadian bacon? Fuck that, we're having AMERICAN bacon.

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Step 5: Take one of the sausages and chop it up. Once the bacon is cooked, take it out and cook the sausage in the pan.

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Step 6: Put the bacon and chopped sausage on one half of the bread. Cut the mushroom in half and put it and the caramelized onions on the other half.

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Step 7: Shred some parmesan and put it on one half of the bread. Shred some gruyère and put it on the other half.

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Step 8: Put some of the pepperoni on one half of the bread and some of the sausage on the other half.

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Step 9: Put both halves of the bread on a baking sheet and put it in the broiler on high until the cheese gets all melty and bubbly.

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Step 10: Slice up a tomato. When the sandwich is done cooking in the broiler, take it out and put the tomato slices on one half of the bread, and carefully turn the other half of the bread over and put it on top of the first half. Enjoy the best sammich ever.

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Serves 2, unless you're HoodenHen, in which case it will almost serve 1.

ugly sandwich i give it a 2/10

de3mon got my vote

ffs, just checked my fridge, got nothing.

 

Wigger-dot got my vote, and is there gonna be a poll afterwards?

ffs, just checked my fridge, got nothing.

 

Wigger-dot got my vote, and is there gonna be a poll afterwards?

yes see the original post

Scrounged together what I could.

 

 

Ingredients: Cheese (Unknown)

Tomato / 3 pieces

Scrambled eggs

Lettuce

 

1. Scramble eggs

2. Put cheese, tomato, lettuce on bread. Put in sandwhich maker

3. Cook

4. When sandwhich is done, put scrambled eggs on it

5. Eat

 

 

 

 

 

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and WOW! This sandwhich was the most delicious thing I have ever tasted!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

jk. I fucking dry retched half way through the first bite.

Waterchicken has at least shown who i WONT vote for.

Vodka for the win. That sandwich looks delcious. Im actually gonna make one tomorrow now.

v0dka;463071']Step 6: Put the bacon and chopped sausage on one half of the bread. Cut the mushroom in half and put it and the caramelized onions on the other half.

http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/7448/p1010061jt0.th.jpg

 

Step 7: Shred some parmesan and put it on one half of the bread. Shred some gruyère and put it on the other half.

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/420/p1010062aq7.th.jpg

 

Step 8: Put some of the pepperoni on one half of the bread and some of the sausage on the other half.

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Step 9: Put both halves of the bread on a baking sheet and put it in the broiler on high until the cheese gets all melty and bubbly.

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/9716/p1010065an9.th.jpg

 

Step 10: Slice up a tomato. When the sandwich is done cooking in the broiler, take it out and put the tomato slices on one half of the bread, and carefully turn the other half of the bread over and put it on top of the first half. Enjoy the best sammich ever.

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Serves 2, unless you're HoodenHen, in which case it will almost serve 1.

 

 

 

How the hell can that serve 2?

P-DoT;463155']How the hell can that serve 2?

I forgot to put a ruler in, but it was about 20 inches long and 6-8 inches wide or something. I'll measure the tray tomorrow.

v0dka;463170']I forgot to put a ruler in' date=' but it was about 20 inches long and 6-8 inches wide or something. I'll measure the tray tomorrow.[/quote']

 

sounds like my cock.

humpy;463171']sounds like my cock.

 

 

Which would serve HoodenHen also.

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not a real sandwich tho

enjoy

***s

I might make a sandwich, but these guys seem to be pro sandwich makers.

I might make a sandwich, but these guys seem to be pro sandwich makers.

 

stop talking to yourself

There goes v0dka pulling a chef Emeril recipe out of his ass... Sorry mang, but Fantastic has my vote,even though i hate vegetables on sandwiches, his looked really appetizing.

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http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s316/FetusRape/pizzawich/DSC00890.jpg

not a real sandwich tho

enjoy

***s

 

 

ahahahahaha. Holy fuck dude, you made my day.

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Hope you like! :happysad:

It looks like an indian man's rectum.

CAPL0CK that looks tasty! :D And brilliant presentation, at least you used a camera with more than 1 megapixel. Looks like you're getting my vote so far

i prefer a runny yolk personally, but nice sandwich

Everyone below fails for either using shitty cheese or just having shit in general.

 

bwah

Emin

1337waterchicken

 

harmless-tampon <-- stands out... wtf? seriously. you are megafail.

How long will the poll be up for?

Will we still be able to vote for the best sammich on Monday morning?