Posted March 30, 200718 yr When you are pleasuring your-selves what are your favorite methods?? I am currently heating up a banana in the microwave (the peel) and then I put it over my dick and move it up and down....... It gets you off but watch out you can burn yourself...... So what do you guys use??
March 31, 200718 yr I fucked a zucchini once, not wide enough, fell apart. I think that was cause my dicks kinda curved aswell. Banana just fell apart completely. I sometimes fuck my two pillows, that's alright.
March 31, 200718 yr i use one of these http://www.4showers.com/Store/media/AGrateLoveCheeseGraterFavorUnpackaged.jpg
March 31, 200718 yr 3/4 of the people who posted in this thread are fucking losers you put a banana peel in the microwave are you fucking serious? wow
March 31, 200718 yr 3/4 of the people who posted in this thread are fucking losers you put a banana peel in the microwave are you fucking serious? wow And what the fuck do you do?
March 31, 200718 yr Don't splurge, They use their fucking disgusting hands. They are cunts thinking they are myg0t material and all that bullshit, FFS just post on the forums or gtfo with this stupid shit that other members pulled off years ago and just ended up banned daft cunts
March 31, 200718 yr 3/4 of the people who posted in this thread are fucking losers you put a banana peel in the microwave are you fucking serious? wow i fuck pussy and anus and mouth. Quoted for fucking truth, 'cept the anus >.> I prefer good old vagina.
March 31, 200718 yr Fuck a tub of body lotion. Tried that, might aswell fuck an open window. I need a tight squeeze.
March 31, 200718 yr lefty;460030']i like denim i put on a pair of jeans and roll around on my erect penis made me crack a smile .. rather odd fetish. from jedi's site... http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/penis/volume.shtml