Real goat sex ?

 

http://www.smh.com.au/news/unusual-tales/silly-billy-marries-goat/2007/03/27/1174761448360.html

 

No sex please, we're from Harvard.

 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070322/ap_on_re_us/harvard_abstinence_3

the latter of the two was funnier :O_o:

lol, they can pretend to be virgins and get free icecream, while hanging out with real virgins.

 

JACKPOT!!!