April 13, 200718 yr ok heres what you should try: absinth....man, i used to drink it in school and failed an exam once...good stuff. vodka the king of spirits. tequila sorry im shit at spellin mexicano style. unless i spelled it right and now i look an even bigger tit. cointreau best orange alcomohol you will ever taste. dont ask how i managed to spell it rite. wikids are nice but...well....they are closer to pop than alcohol. cheep whisky you cant fail. guiness is for m3n...so stay away from my drink. baileys its like your swallowing gods semen, damn tasty.
April 13, 200718 yr hahaha what, are you drinking smirnoff twist? I was about to reccomend that, if you cant down a beer though Im not sure drinkings really for you.
April 13, 200718 yr 1. Buy some quality beer...anyone who thinks that bud/miller/coors/whatever cheap dishwater shit tastes good is fucked in the head. If you don’t like the taste of beer then don’t drink it. It’s really that simple. 2. Try other beverages as some people suggested. You can pretty much blend vodka with anything. Jaegerbombs are also nice. Some people here might say that alcopops are ***gy (which they are) but they taste like lemonade so I don’t think you will have a problem drinking them. 3. In real life no one really cares what you drink (unless you drink with 16 year old kids who try to act tough) so just drink whatever you like, your supposed to enjoy yourself.
April 13, 200718 yr I want to know what its like to be drunk...I've never been drunk before...evertime I try beer it tastes so bad I can't have more than one bottle... I've tried bud , michelob and labatt and some of that gay mike's hard lemonade...but it all just tastes like piss and I feel like puking...what's some good, ***gy stuff that'll get me buzzed. My friend got me 6 beers yesterday and I could only finish 2 cause it was so nasty..and I didn't even feel a thing...so I know I gotta drink more..HELP PLZ. Oh yeah, I'm 20 and I've never beeen drunk or high...that's sad. I think its time to change that. Beer is for ***gots. Any and all rum. Whiskey. Some vodka. Tequila. Mix them tho cause you'll be a little bitch if you take shots.
April 13, 200718 yr theMinkey;465477']i don't tell this to many people, op, but please KILL YOURSELF i used to think beer was gross when i was 15, jesus christ you are 20. grow a fucking pair and drink that beer down until you gag I remember you kbing half of #myg0t cause u were so wasted after 4 beers, so you shouldn't be talking ***got :o :o :o :o
April 14, 200718 yr FUCK YEAH TO WHOEVER POSTED THE GOLDSCHLAGER WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT THAT SHIT IT PWNS CINNAMON SCHNAPPS FOR THE WIN. also why the fuck do you think you cant get fucked in the head by hard liquors as much as beer? its 1000x worse and the shits you get are 100000000x than any other hangover shits from beer. you can try chasing anything you drink with a sports drink such as gatoraide, that seems to be a common choice around here although ive never personally tried it. i love any type of rum, usually straight but sometimes with coke if im out with friends, just make sure you dont buy cheap ass shit, it is not worth it. tequila will get the job done fast AND make your clothes fall off. just try different shit, if youre looking for a sweet tasting liqour to start your experiments off with then try a good rum or cognac brand, dont listen to most of the fucks here, hardly any of them are alcoholics yet and are only trying to spoil your public intoxication. oh yeah, whiskey sours are good too but make them yourself to start out, the ones from most restaurants are strong as fuck and not to mention expensive $$$, and dont forget that anything with cream of pineapple in it will leave you thinking you know what cum tastes and smells like..you will regret it.
April 14, 200718 yr I want to know what its like to be drunk...I've never been drunk before...evertime I try beer it tastes so bad I can't have more than one bottle... I've tried bud , michelob and labatt and some of that gay mike's hard lemonade...but it all just tastes like piss and I feel like puking...what's some good, ***gy stuff that'll get me buzzed. My friend got me 6 beers yesterday and I could only finish 2 cause it was so nasty..and I didn't even feel a thing...so I know I gotta drink more..HELP PLZ. Oh yeah, I'm 20 and I've never beeen drunk or high...that's sad. I think its time to change that. If you don't like it don't drink it, what's the point in getting drunk either way? you 'gotta' drink more? get a life ***got.
April 14, 200718 yr You have to be joking...just drink it until you develop a taste for it you pussy.
April 14, 200718 yr http://shopuncleharrys.dukestores.duke.edu/images/mixer%20016.jpg GIRL DRINKS FTW
April 14, 200718 yr Ok beer does suck, unless you down it or shoot it and chase it with something it tastes like piss to me. Liquor is better because if you shoot it and chase you can get the after taste out, but i know of a few liquor that taste great just straight. American Honey (made by Wild Turkey but has honey added) Disarono (sp) Whalers (I think thats what its called, they make flavored rum and the bottles have awesome oceanic artwork) Cruzan rum (also make flavored rum, banana, vanilla, strawberry) Infusion (ive never had this but they make the bottles with chunks of the flavor they're using, like the pineapple rum has big chunks of pineapple etc...) They also have flavored vodka. So any of those are good IMO.
April 14, 200718 yr Ok beer does suck, unless you down it or shoot it and chase it with something it tastes like piss to me. that's honestly the gayest shit i've ever heard. Stopped reading your post after that. Chasing beer, holy fucking shit.
April 14, 200718 yr HOW TO CONSUME ALCOHOL WITHOUT TASTING IT gather up the following items alcoholic beverage (any proof) a turkey baster or large syringe vaseline an asshole STEP ONE DRAW ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE INTO TURKEY BASTER OR SYRINGE if you have a sytinge take out the needle for fucks sake STEP TWO COVER TURKEY BASTER IN VASELINE STEP 3 SLIDE TURKEY BASTER INTO YOUR ASSHOLE AND INJECT ALCOHOLID BEVERAGE STEP 4 LAY ON YOUR SIDE FOR 30 MINUTES TO ENSURE FULL ABSORPTION YOU WILL BE MORE DRUNK THNA IF YOU DRANK IT BECAUSE ASSHOLE HAS BETTER APSORPTION PROBLEM SOLVRED
April 14, 200718 yr Funny thing is, Rhodium, you may be right about the higher absorbtion. Although with alcohol oral bioavailability is high already. Only problem is, injecting alcohol of any sort into the rectum would burn intensely. We've all seen jackass, beer would be manageable. But hard alcohol might be unbearable. Was a story recently that i'm too out of it to find, of a man who had such alcoholism that his stomach could no longer handle alcohol. So he decided to "plug" wine. You see where this is going. It killed him.
April 14, 200718 yr OR GET THIS SHIT http://www.uvvodka.com/downloads/bottles/JPG_LoRes/UV_06_Blue_lores.jpg 3 PARTS LEMONADE 1 PART VODKA
April 14, 200718 yr Funny thing is, Rhodium, you may be right about the higher absorbtion. Although with alcohol oral bioavailability is high already. Only problem is, injecting alcohol of any sort into the rectum would burn intensely. We've all seen jackass, beer would be manageable. But hard alcohol might be unbearable. Was a story recently that i'm too out of it to find, of a man who had such alcoholism that his stomach could no longer handle alcohol. So he decided to "plug" wine. You see where this is going. It killed him. he was probably a pussy PLUGGING IS THE M3nLIEST WAY TO TAKE YOUR ALCOHOLS
April 14, 200718 yr http://samaryn.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/southern-comfort.jpg Just drink it by itself or this combo http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a185/KMKSocalgurlo5/goldschlager.bmp+http://www.cypherxero.net/blog/images/jager.jpg winnar, goldschlager is a nice weak drink that you can most likely handle
April 14, 200718 yr SourceX;465610'] also why the fuck do you think you cant get fucked in the head by hard liquors as much as beer? its 1000x worse and the shits you get are 100000000x than any other hangover shits from beer. y I've never once in my life had a hangover from any type of liquor..... Even the times I got alcohol poising..... Was in Dominican..... Drank a Bottle and a half of Dominican 151 + teq shots + a few cervezas between within maybe 4 hours..... Puked for 2, woke up for breakfast and started again..... Every other weekend of my life consist of drinkign a 40 of some sort of rum..... But any time I have beer, I get skull fucked..... At like 10 beers, go to sleep and wake up feeling like shit.... I only get the terrible shits from Coors beer, no other ones, but its another tip.... I think I got them a couple times off whiskey, but cant be certain.
April 14, 200718 yr http://samaryn.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/southern-comfort.jpg Tha shit will fuck you the fuck up.
