April 16, 200718 yr I want to know what its like to be drunk...I've never been drunk before...evertime I try beer it tastes so bad I can't have more than one bottle... I've tried bud , michelob and labatt and some of that gay mike's hard lemonade...but it all just tastes like piss and I feel like puking...what's some good, ***gy stuff that'll get me buzzed. My friend got me 6 beers yesterday and I could only finish 2 cause it was so nasty..and I didn't even feel a thing...so I know I gotta drink more..HELP PLZ. Oh yeah, I'm 20 and I've never beeen drunk or high...that's sad. I think its time to change that. Hahahahahahahahaha
April 16, 200718 yr i forgot about Jagermeister...black liquorice kinda flavor. easy to drink, goes down smooth imo.
April 16, 200718 yr AnalDisco;466080']http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/Bacardi_151_bottle.jpg/378px-Bacardi_151_bottle.jpg Just take 5 or 6 shots of this straight, chase them with coke or something. Goes down pretty easy and after the chaser it won't bug you at all. Might need almost a whole bottle to get a real buzz going though. I could never do 6 shots of that lol. My mouth would be on fire. I've done two with three beers. Anywho if you wanna acquire a taste for beer drink corona. And drink it with chips. Or like me, I got really fucked (close to alcohol poisoning but not quite) threw up a thousand times and could drink shit for about 2 weeks. In the meantime all I could drink was beer. Developed a taste for it pretty quickly.
April 16, 200718 yr AnalDisco;466080']http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/Bacardi_151_bottle.jpg/378px-Bacardi_151_bottle.jpg Just take 5 or 6 shots of this straight, chase them with coke or something. Goes down pretty easy and after the chaser it won't bug you at all. Might need almost a whole bottle to get a real buzz going though. A whole bottle??? :lmfao: 75.5% alcohol? i think 6 shots would be enough
April 16, 200718 yr Beer is an aquired taste work up a VERY STRONG THIRST VERY STRONG and drink a really cold beer. As you develop your tastes for it you'll like it more.
April 17, 200718 yr trick if you dont like alcool/beer taste: 1-get a nice bottle of vodka 2-put it in the freezer for a while when its real cold .... 3-prepare yourself some shooters with a bit of lime juice. you wont notice alcool :D try it and comment back
April 17, 200718 yr CJ;465619']bacardi 151 Yea. Also everclear is good shit too if you can get it because you can make some easy mix drinks with it that taste good and get you drunk in a hurry ie clear and koolaid is delicious.
April 17, 200718 yr http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/7/7c/300px-Everclear.jpg + http://www.nicholasroussos.com/images/crystal-light.jpg make you're own Mikes Hard Lemonade....you can mix it as lightly or strongly as you desire.
April 17, 200718 yr Only a redneck would ever drink everclear... You take one shot and your throat and stomach feels like shit for the next hour, but yay! youre getting drunk quick so you can bang your sister in the pickup truck :) Really invest in some nice vodka and rum and start making some easy drinks... you cant even taste the alcohol if you do it right. just get a bottle of 195 proof everclear and mix half of it with a bottle of sunny D tastes like orange juice. then you still have half for the next day
April 19, 200718 yr First in, best dressed. Hahahaha HARDEN THE FUCK UP, CUNT. hawt w sobeit strieks again QOUTED FUR 4 FUCKIN EMPHASIES GUESS WHAT ***GOTS wow.. all i could say is that if i ever drunk with u in a pub i'd probally end up kiloing yuo no wait HARDEN THE FUCK JUP CUNT wosrt thread evar!! well arent you cool
April 19, 200718 yr ya sp0rk, i make some badass hooch with everclear, although i usually use golden grain since its much cheaper and the exact same shit. whoever said pure grain alcohol is for rednecks, wtf?
April 21, 200718 yr Author HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED... MY FRIENDS AND I BOUGHT CAPTAIN MORGAN RUM...SINCE I"M AN ALCOHOL NEWB I MIXED IT WITH COKE... END RESULT: I THREW UP, MY FRIENDS THREW UP..EVEN THE DOG THREW UP (NO JOKE)... AND I STILL DIDN"T GET DRUNK... I GUESS I SHOULD JUST PUT THIS BEHIND ME, AND LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE SOBER... TO ALL YOU ALCOHOLICS OUT THERE, I FAILED.
April 21, 200718 yr HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED... MY FRIENDS AND I BOUGHT CAPTAIN MORGAN RUM...SINCE I"M AN ALCOHOL NEWB I MIXED IT WITH COKE... END RESULT: I THREW UP, MY FRIENDS THREW UP..EVEN THE DOG THREW UP (NO JOKE)... AND I STILL DIDN"T GET DRUNK... I GUESS I SHOULD JUST PUT THIS BEHIND ME, AND LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE SOBER... TO ALL YOU ALCOHOLICS OUT THERE, I FAILED. So alkyhall didnt work, so go with the best next thing. METH! Crack, crank, anything... I say try that next.
April 21, 200718 yr hmm, you are having a problem getting drunk? thats interesting, you may have a disease that is quite common, alot of people have it. i know quite a few people on this forum are afflicted by such a disease. it is called being a mahu haole. you should get it checked out.
April 21, 200718 yr When I first started drinking I didn't like beer at all, especially not from cans. I liked Cristal from the bottle though. http://www.alken-maes.be/CRISTAL/NL/images/flesje.jpg It's Belgian beer though (has the best beer from all over the world :cool: ), try drinking from bottles till you really start to like the taste, after that you will be able to drink beer like real m3n. If this does not work, you should try drinking Boswandeling (I doubt you have that in your country though, but it tastes good) or jenever (gin). I like cherry jenever and apple jenever the most. Belgians are m3n at drinking.:naughtyd: http://www.monnik-dranken.nl/downloads/flessen/boswandeling.jpg
April 21, 200718 yr you are not interesting. or cool. in fact, your exact the fuckin opposite rifk +1 rep for u
April 23, 200718 yr http://www.turnerduckworth.com/images/sparks1.jpg SPARKS! tastes good. when i first drank i drank a 6 pack of these and they dont taste like alcohol at all.
April 23, 200718 yr http://www.turnerduckworth.com/images/sparks1.jpg SPARKS! tastes good. when i first drank i drank a 6 pack of these and they dont taste like alcohol at all. HAHA weird wtf im drinking some of those right now 7.0's though
April 23, 200718 yr Author http://www.turnerduckworth.com/images/sparks1.jpg SPARKS! tastes good. when i first drank i drank a 6 pack of these and they dont taste like alcohol at all. Okay...i'm going to try again...where can I find sparks?... update: I had some coors light and it wasn't so bad... I think I'm getting used to the taste of beer..not really liking it but not minding it so much.
April 23, 200718 yr HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED... MY FRIENDS AND I BOUGHT CAPTAIN MORGAN RUM...SINCE I"M AN ALCOHOL NEWB I MIXED IT WITH COKE... END RESULT: I THREW UP, MY FRIENDS THREW UP..EVEN THE DOG THREW UP (NO JOKE)... AND I STILL DIDN"T GET DRUNK... I GUESS I SHOULD JUST PUT THIS BEHIND ME, AND LIVE THE REST OF MY LIFE SOBER... TO ALL YOU ALCOHOLICS OUT THERE, I FAILED. LEWL YAH RUM AND COKE MAKES NO SENSE.
April 24, 200718 yr Okay...i'm going to try again...where can I find sparks?... update: I had some coors light and it wasn't so bad... I think I'm getting used to the taste of beer..not really liking it but not minding it so much. try Circle K.
April 24, 200718 yr if you cant stomach alcohol dont even fucking bother. get some pills or something man you are a pussy just kill yourself
