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basic math mother fucker

2007

-1987

=20

 

conceived - 17th February 1987

pregnancy - 9 months

apx birthday - 17th November 1987

 

= 19 years old

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/429837961_3360ca6139.jpg

THE EXORCIST?!

 

$10 says someone from these forums whacks it to that picture.

$10 says someone from these forums whacks it to that picture.

hahahahaahahahahahaha

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yeah itl be me

conceived - 17th February 1987

pregnancy - 9 months

apx birthday - 17th November 1987

 

= 19 years old

 

she means she was born, she is trying to use fancy words and failed

Sobeit;466823']SPOILER: LOL ITS YOU

 

ZOMG LOLLERSKAITS! RAWFFLES WITH SYRUPZ!

 

 

nah. i prefer to stroke it to two girls scissoring.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/150/418298271_cf9a7e0f39.jpg

 

this is crying out for a p-shopped penis so bad....

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/150/418298271_cf9a7e0f39.jpg

 

this is crying out for a p-shopped penis so bad....

 

or a load to be rubbed out onto that tongue

r0k;467025']jesus christ toungepiercings are so gross

 

altho its pleasuring for fellatio

 

i hear the vibrating tongue studs are the best.

he wants to fuck you, go ahead and fuck him, his girlfriend wont do shit yer like 6'5" 300lbs you'll kill her
Next question:

 

If he wants to fuck my brains out... and he knows i like him... why doesnt he break up with his bitch and fap in my face?

Because he doesn't want to date your stupid ass he just wants to fuck you and stay with his girlfriend (who is probably better) fucking moron

Because he doesn't want to date your stupid ass he just wants to fuck you and stay with his girlfriend (who is probably better) fucking moron

 

it all depends on who is down right dirtier in the sack. his girl probably lets him put it in her ass...

 

 

maybe he's warming you up for a 3way.

Maybe he wants to fuck you than call you a crazy bitch and not talk to you anymore. Worzel you are a retarded sack of shit.
r0k;467025']jesus christ toungepiercings are so gross

 

altho its pleasuring for fellatio

 

1. no they're hot

 

2. your dick isnt sensitive enough to tell the difference between piercing or not unless they know how to do some particularly tricky things with their mouth :bj:

 

and wtf is wrong with tall women MAKONG? as long as they're proportionate...

 

 

worzel, he probably wants it.

rifk

 

i know fuck all about men, im not about to pretend i do :wow:

 

We're not that complicated as most of the trolls on here can attest.

 

Please us sexually and we'll keep coming back as long as it's good. :P That's.. really as deep as the majority of males can get.

We're not that complicated as most of the trolls on here can attest.

 

Please us sexually and we'll keep coming back as long as it's good. :P That's.. really as deep as the majority of males can get.

 

 

dont forget to provide nurishment. KFC personally works best for me

 

O AND ALKOHOL

shibby;466525']why dont you just ask him straight up "WHATS THE DEALIO HOMIO" lol catch him off guard :facesj:

 

Rifk.

 

Well, you've got 4 answers:

 

  1. It was nothing but a joke.
  2. Wants to swap his GF for you.
  3. He wants to string you along to see what you do.
  4. Sex

 

The Kama Sutra books, are books filled with common sense. I do have one of the pocket size ones tho. This one:

 

http://www.booksamillion.com/bam/covers/0/78/940/437/0789404370.jpg

 

drunkula;467114']

 

2. your dick isnt sensitive enough to tell the difference between piercing or not unless they know how to do some particularly tricky things with their mouth :bj:

 

 

Have to disagree on that one. You can obviously tell when its the ball of the tounge piercing and when its toungue.

he wants to use your vagina as a receptacle of his semen

 

he also has no intentions of ever dating you

 

qft

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