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worzel, you've got about as much intuition as a :nigga:

 

rifk

 

i know fuck all about men, im not about to pretend i do :wow:

Maybe he is thinking of dumping his bitch to get with you but wants to know where you stand on it, or it could be an invitation for the position of fuck buddy, depending on what the guy is like.
MAKONG;466426']Oh yeah. Women who have huge feet' date=' and are 6 feet tall are my ideal girls.[/quote']

 

oh shit yeah, I forgot, youre American, so I guess youre into women 6 feet wide, fatass.

I would take it as,he's gay and is hiding behind his white wimmon,if not but in your case he just doesn't want to fuck a chick who's taller than him.
MAKONG;466402'] or try to flirt with you and get your MSN.

yeahhh, i do that...

MAKONG;466402']

 

but if you're shallow as fuck (like most of us)

 

qft.

 

rifk

 

i know fuck all about men, im not about to pretend i do :wow:

 

men purpose = to enslave and fuck woman.

simple.

now go fuck.

... not the boys

 

 

If you was a girl, and liked a guy who was in a relationship, and he buys you little sentimental gifts as a friend, then one day buys you some kama sutra playing cards... how would you take this?

 

he wants to use your vagina as a receptacle of his semen

 

he also has no intentions of ever dating you

... not the boys

 

 

If you was a girl, and liked a guy who was in a relationship, and he buys you little sentimental gifts as a friend, then one day buys you some kama sutra playing cards... how would you take this?

 

obviously he wants u in a fuck buddy way :happysad: :gaykeke:

RIFK READING INTO KAAMA SUTRA PLAYING CARDS AGAHGHAGH

 

Did you fuck hooden hen? he claimed he was going to meet you and that you had discussed fucking him, if so are his tits bigger than yours even after your "augmentation"?

... not the boys

 

 

If you was a girl, and liked a guy who was in a relationship, and he buys you little sentimental gifts as a friend, then one day buys you some kama sutra playing cards... how would you take this?

 

Are you retarded? The only one who can really answer that is you since you're the one who actually knows what sorta relationship you two have and what he's like with her.

I would take it as,he's gay and is hiding behind his white wimmon,if not but in your case he just doesn't want to fuck a chick who's taller than him.

 

wtf is with your sig's picture????

 

 

 

 

anyways, worzel, he's either keepin you as a back up plan, likes you secretly, or is lookin to get his dick wet behind his chick's back.

If you want to have sex with him, stop being such a brain dead dipshit, invite him to your place, tell him you have to go to the bathroom, and walk out naked.

 

No matter what happens you'll have your answer. And pretty fucking quick too.

Thank God...

'WTF HE GAVE ME CARDS WITH S3X ON MEBBE HE WANTS TO SECKS ME ILL GO ASK MYG0T'

 

exactly! when did whores start asking for advice on forums?

 

if he considers you sexually appealing (wich i doubt he does judging by your pics in some thread) then it's his way he's desperate enough to fuck you.

sp0rk;466550']Are you retarded? The only one who can really answer that is you since you're the one who actually knows what sorta relationship you two have and what he's like with her.

 

certainly a virgin answer

Well, Worzel, it all depends on the man and the presentation to you of the cards. If he's a nice kind of guy, it was probably just a joke, something he thought you'd laugh at. But if he's one of those vain tough guys, the majority of poster here are probably right. Also if he presented them to you in gift wrap or a gift bag then it's a sign he wants to sex you up, but if he gave them to you laughing or saying, "LOL look I found these" then he's probably just joking around.

 

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First rub your penis with wasp stings
and massage it with sweet oil.
When it swells, let it dangle for ten nights
through a hole in your bed,
going to sleep each night on your stomach.

After this period use a cool ointment
to remove the pain and swelling.
By this method men... of insatiable
sexual appetite, manage to keep
their penises enlarged throughout their lives.

By applying an ointment made from
crushed barleria leaves
to her yoni, the elephant woman
can spend at least one night
discovering the delights of being a doe.

Likewise the doe can use honey
mixed with powdered roots
of lotus, madder, sal (tree of aromatic gum),
the blue lotus and the mongoose plant
to accomodate a stallion for one night.

IF YOU THINK SHE HAS PROBLEMS YOUVE SEEN NOTHING YET

 

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BTW i guess you give a great fellatio with that metal crap in your tongue ;) sorry work sux hon

 

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