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Goddamn, why did I quit IRC? I obviously missed something :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear: :tear:

BACKSTORY: PJ is some retard that has been idling irc lately, hes a

complete idiot, I contacted him earlier telling him that i had found

CP on his HD and that because he was a minor (guess) his mother

Would be tried.

 

PS: i cant hack let alone write an irc script.

 

 

 

<Banfelt> i need

<Banfelt> to speak

<Banfelt> to ur mother

<PJ> no

<PJ> you cant

<Banfelt> during my sub7 adventures on ur comp i found child pron

<Banfelt> and she would be the one going to jail

<Banfelt> not u

<PJ> really?

<Banfelt> Sooooo

<PJ> how did you get my number tho/

<PJ> is it on the comp?

<Banfelt> im a hacker

<Banfelt> * PJ invites you to join #alone

<PJ> yea i know?

<Banfelt> i looked it up in ur isp directory

<PJ> really?

<PJ> haha not possible

<PJ> its a fucking cell phone

<Banfelt> maybe if u arent an administrator

<Banfelt> newb your on a family plan

<PJ> what?

<Banfelt> i assumed your too poor to pay for yourself

<Banfelt> and all cell companys run algorithms to generate cell numbers for family planw

<Banfelt> maybe if u werent such a ***got

<Banfelt> ud know

<PJ> idk what that means

 

<PJ> what do you want?

<Banfelt> to talk with ur mother

<PJ> why?

<Banfelt> before i call cops

<PJ> call them

<Banfelt> well oid like to talk to the person being held responsible for this

<Banfelt> before i send them to jail

<PJ> show me were its at

<Banfelt> its leftovers in ur registry

No such nick/channel

 

After a few more conversations, that i was to stupid to save

he had offered me money to remove it, i told him to simply post

on myg0t forums, which apparently was way above his head (i think hes like 10)

 

<PJ> just remove it

<PJ> i will post it for you

<PJ> i dont care about my rep

<Banfelt> post must be up before i remove

<PJ> im not trying to join myg0t

<PJ> i dont belive you

<PJ> so whats a ddos do?

<Banfelt> 26

<PJ> im not posting it today so

<PJ> you might as well stop it

<PJ> remove it

<Banfelt> 25

<Banfelt> your gibsons gone in 25

<PJ> banfelt remove it

<PJ> i dont have a gibson sir

<Banfelt> yea u do you are runnign windows

 

the very next day came some glorious quotes such as...

 

<Banfelt> they track <--- fbi

<Banfelt> ur mac address

<Banfelt> newbcock

<[myg0t]MAKONG> ya

<PJ> i dont have amac

<[myg0t]theMINKEY> rifk

<Banfelt> ROFL

<[myg0t]theMINKEY> RIFK

 

<[myg0t]MAKONG> mac address is how they assign you an IP

<[myg0t]MAKONG> it's uniqe for you

<Banfelt> NOT AN APPLE

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<Banfelt> this kid

<Banfelt> is a minor though

<Banfelt> so his dad/mom goes to jail

<PJ> NO IM NOT

<Banfelt> I JUST

<TheSickEmpire> lol@thecp

<PJ> i m17 dumbshit

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<PJ> yea fuck you banfelt tell the police my life sucks already make it better plz

<Banfelt> tell me whats wrong with ur life?

<PJ> my moms sick and i got cancer

 

He wasy trying to use cancer as an excuse to make me feel bad, this was

quickly shot down by him not knowing what kind of cancer he had

and makongs knowledge of medical marijuana which pj claimed to get.

 

Im sure that other priceless quotes are floating around out there

i wish i wouldnt have closed the pm window so that i could have some

of the gems i missed.

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PS: i cant hack let alone write an irc script.

i like that lol

nice rage i like it im glad it turned out good i had fun making it too thanks banfelt and makong

moar

 

<PJ> my moms sick and i got cancer

<PJ> so fuck you guyts

<Banfelt> what kind

<Banfelt> of cancer

<PJ> i hate you

<[myg0t]backwards> raged

<Banfelt> whats ur mom sick from

<Banfelt> what kind of cancer u got

<PJ> idk

<Banfelt> what kind of cancer u got pj?

<PJ> why?

<PJ> you dont care

 

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lil bit later

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<Banfelt> and u can register

<PJ> stop calling me

<Banfelt> your cancer will go away if u post

<Banfelt> (maybe)

<PJ> no it wont

<Banfelt> considering u think 17 isnt minor

<PJ> i dieing soon anyways all this will be gone

<Banfelt> ROFL

<[myg0t]backwards> pj what kind of cancer u got

<PJ> no

<[myg0t]backwards> anal cancer?

<PJ> yea

<PJ> thats it

<TheChedder> nut cancer?

<TheSickEmpire> pj obviously has penii cancer

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LOL EVEN MOAR!

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<Banfelt> this kid just had R@YGOLD in his registry

<PJ> to bad i dont know anything about it

<Banfelt> but thats still a jailable offence

<Banfelt> s

<[myg0t]v0dka> WE WILL LET THE FBI FORENSICS TEAM

<[myg0t]v0dka> TAKE CARE OF THAT

<[myg0t]backwards> haha

<TheSickEmpire> ahah

<PJ> yes okz do

<PJ> plz

<PJ> and stop talking about it

<Banfelt> they track <--- fbi

<Banfelt> ur mac address

<Banfelt> newbcock

<[myg0t]MAKONG> ya

<PJ> i dont have amac

<[myg0t]theMINKEY> rifk

<Banfelt> ROFL

<[myg0t]theMINKEY> RIFK

 

made me lol hard

how do I join the Irc channel I get an error liek no premissions too do that :(

 

you have to register your nickname...I asked a little while ago...look in computer discussion and it should have a thread about this.

too much to read a rather pathetic attempt to rejoin the community
no sir
This thread is full of ***gotory and fail. You should of gotten him to do a pic, like the guy sucking on a banana or something. Fanbelt you're such a noob sometimes. Make a post saying Banfelt and myg0t own me? That's not exactly original is it. ***got
This thread is full of ***gotory and fail. You should of gotten him to do a pic, like the guy sucking on a banana or something. Fanbelt you're such a noob sometimes. Make a post saying Banfelt and myg0t own me? That's not exactly original is it. ***got

 

oh stfu, when have you ever come up with something as good as this eh? gtfo.

 

I hope his cancer gets better.

LIER!

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