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http://www.objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

 

This site is so fucking funny and so fucking wrong.

 

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,

TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

 

You may be moved to try and witness to

these poor lost souls yourself, however

AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

 

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

 

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

 

http://www.objective.jesussave.us/bazookajesuslarge.jpg

OldManPeterson']oh sorry

 

fak3r found this site, not me, its his link of the day, not mine.

 

happy now?

 

YES!

is that site trying to be sarcastic? or are they serious when they tell kids they should tell a pastor when they confront an athiest?
I don't know about you, but I try to trick kids into not beliving God's Word. Pretty fair warning. After that I can pretty much trick them into giving me whatever I want. Like thier Lollipops and Gum!
AHAHA "Sears sounds like Seers what they do in hell!!" OMFG GET A LIFE.
This is why I hate fundamentalists. They're blinded by sheer idiocy. I can tolerate my friends, since they don't try to convert me every fucking day, and still break hella rules (ie fucking chix at any given change, which rox btw) but people like my martial arts teacher that raise their kids to be dickfors? The things that man says are utterly ridiculous, it's hard not to laugh.
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