OK SO I WENT IN TEH SHOWER AND I WAS WASHING MYSELF AND I GET OUT AND I NOTICE VASILINE BOTTLE R OPEN SO I SLAP SOME ON MY PENIS AND START WHACKING IT OMG FELT SO GOOD K :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: THEN I FINISH AND GET RID OF ALL THE EVIDENCE, ATLEAST I THOUGHT. I WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET SEAT, AND AFTER IM DONE I LEAVE AND I GO TO MY ROOM. A COUPLEMINUTES LATER MY BROTHER COMES IN MY ROOM AND TELLS ME TO STOP WHACKING OFF EVERYTIME I COME OUTTA THE SHOWER AND I GO HOW U KNOW? AND HE SAYSSORZ CUZ I LEFT ASS CHEEK MARKS ON THE TOILET SEAT COVER THINGY> OH NOZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ FUCK FUFCCFUUKFCKUFC THATS SUCXORZ>! HOW R A LEEBEN HAXOR LIKE THE WERXER FORGOT ABOUT TEH ASS MARKS> OH NOZ! :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit:

vaseline is grease based and not water soluble.

that was your first mistake. use KY next time, washes off easy no matter where you get it.

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get a life.

i know this is probably a joke but why did you put vaseline on your ass

The part he forgot to tell you about is the guy slammin his ass from the back. Thats the real reason the vaseline was out.

i know this is probably a joke but why did you put vaseline on your ass

 

he didnt put vaseline on his ass , his daddy put the vaseline on his ass

he didnt put vaseline on his ass , his daddy put the vaseline on his ass

 

and then made his brother fuck him while his dad filmed it and whacked off :goatse:

He sat on the toilet seat while whacking it, hence the ass cheek marks on the toilet seat not vasaline residue.

He sat on the toilet seat while whacking it, hence the ass cheek marks on the toilet seat not vasaline residue.

 

OMFG U WORK FOR CSI? PROROROPRORO. IUNNO THEY IVENSTAGATE THIS TYPE OF CRIME! I BUTTER BE MORE CURFUL TOO!

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vaseline is grease based and not water soluble.

that was your first mistake. use KY next time, washes off easy no matter where you get it.

omg i know, i used vaseline once and i regret doing it because it took forever and a day to get off - i had to scrub myself raw :doh2:

KY comes off instantly and its ownage