Posted May 19, 200717 yr So i cheated on my girlfriend last night , did the Boozeroony. went to a bar picked up this chick.took her home. shes good to go, started screwing her... and then she starts urinating while im screwing her. now i have urine soaked sheets, and and my 6 month old matress has a manhole size urine stain......my gf will be back in a week.. advice plz
May 19, 200717 yr Author Opter;475452']lame no... lame would be staying home on a friday night playin PC games all night
May 19, 200717 yr no... lame would be staying home on a friday night playin PC games all night then dont do that?
May 19, 200717 yr Buy ur girlfriend a puppy, so when she comes back you have puppy you blaim stain on puppy, you dump puppy evry1 happy !
May 19, 200717 yr So i cheated on my girlfriend last night , did the Boozeroony. went to a bar picked up this chick.took her home. shes good to go, started screwing her... and then she starts urinating while im screwing her. now i have urine soaked sheets, and and my 6 month old matress has a manhole size urine stain......my gf will be back in a week.. advice plz translation: i drank too much gatorade while playing cs for 12 hours and when i went to sleep i pissed my bed, now i gotta find out how to clean it before mommy finds out and grounds me from the computer
May 19, 200717 yr d0wn;475495']translation: i drank too much gatorade while playing cs for 12 hours and when i went to sleep i pissed my bed' date=' now i gotta find out how to clean it before mommy finds out and grounds me from the computer[/quote'] lol sad thing is, its more than likely true who would brag about fucking a chick, then getting pissed on, and then not knowing how to clean the mess yourself...If youre old enuf to fuck, then youre more than likely old enough to know how to clean a simple mess
May 19, 200717 yr d0wn;475495']translation: i drank too much gatorade while playing cs for 12 hours and when i went to sleep i pissed my bed' date=' now i gotta find out how to clean it before mommy finds out and grounds me from the computer[/quote'] as nicely demonstrated here, op is a *** and got owned
May 19, 200717 yr even tho this thread fuckin sucked at the beginning, the worst thing happened at the third post. GTFO OPTER JEW FAG NIGGER SHITFACE ASSHOLE you have no friends and nobody likes you :madfawk:
May 19, 200717 yr Buy ur girlfriend a puppy, so when she comes back you have puppy you blaim stain on puppy, you dump puppy evry1 happy ! nice +1
May 19, 200717 yr obsession;475530']turn the matress over douche bag This... or tell here you got drunk and pissed on it yourself? But this post is gay. Your GF is probably ugly anyways...and you've probably never had sex in your life unless you count Rosey Palm and her five sisters.
May 20, 200717 yr even tho this thread fuckin sucked at the beginning, the worst thing happened at the third post. GTFO OPTER JEW FAG NIGGER SHITFACE ASSHOLE you have no friends and nobody likes you rofl I love it when raged faggots recognize me when i havent been on in months
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May 20, 200717 yr BOOM HEADSHOT FPS DOUG 4 LYFE NIGGA That show sucks because everybody fucking spells out lol as "lawl" and im fucking raged over it. p.s. Anybody ever talk to him? Im wondering how his new tat is doing. I talked to him on TS for a little while and he said he was getting some new work done.
May 20, 200717 yr d0wn;475495']translation: i drank too much gatorade while playing cs for 12 hours and when i went to sleep i pissed my bed' date=' now i gotta find out how to clean it before mommy finds out and grounds me from the computer[/quote'] Fucking rifk and is probably true. What kind of kid would come on here with the ability of cheating on his gf with 2 different girls and ask us how to clean a mattress LoL. If you're smart enough to fuck 2 chicks you should be smart enough to get rid of some stains, unless they were 2 ugly chicks and you gf is a hoggie LoL.
May 20, 200717 yr didn't read the entire thread but.. lie and say you pissed your self or just turn the mattress on the SECOND SIDE.
May 20, 200717 yr didn't read the entire thread but.. lie and say you pissed your self or just turn the mattress on the SECOND SIDE. Good idea.
