May 20, 200717 yr Opter;475569']rofl I love it when raged faggots recognize me when i havent been on in months how could i forget they gayest faggot in myg0ts irc
May 20, 200717 yr d0wn;475495']translation: i drank too much gatorade while playing cs for 12 hours and when i went to sleep i pissed my bed' date=' now i gotta find out how to clean it before mommy finds out and grounds me from the computer[/quote'] rifk :lmfao:+1
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May 20, 200717 yr obsession;475530']turn the matress over douche bag nar the other side ALSO has a piss stain when he pissed himself last time.
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May 21, 200717 yr Where is that delicious looking pizza from? that would be a perfectly cooked Domino's Brooklyn Style Pizza.
May 21, 200717 yr So i cheated on my girlfriend last night , did the Boozeroony. went to a bar picked up this chick.took her home. shes good to go, started screwing her... and then she starts urinating while im screwing her. now i have urine soaked sheets, and and my 6 month old matress has a manhole size urine stain......my gf will be back in a week.. advice plz It is impossible for the body to secrete orgasmic fluids and urine at the same time. There are mechanisms in both males and females that closes the bladder from the urethra during sex. You must have been mistaken because it cannot be urine. The only possibility is that she was not stimulated at all by you and thus her bladder was free to work. For advice, call Stanley Steamer!
May 23, 200717 yr Originally Posted by [myg0t]d0wn translation: i drank too much gatorade while playing cs for 12 hours and when i went to sleep i pissed my bed, now i gotta find out how to clean it before mommy finds out and grounds me from the computer I was going to say "so you pissed the bed and now you want to cover it up before anyone finds out". Answer, call a floor/furniture cleaning service, they do that steam-cleaning shit that you usually have to do when you move out of a house/flat/apartment, and they usually do furniture too. Might cost a bit though.
May 23, 200717 yr Where is that delicious looking pizza from? i give you a delicious pizza http://www.stickykeys.org/dict1/crustypizza.jpg
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May 23, 200717 yr Author well thanks for the tips guys!! but i found out a solution : went to the drugstore bought 2 bottles of 3% hydrogen Peroxide. poured it over the stain, let it set in for 5 min. towel dry, let it dry by a window overnight. next morning made sure it was dry and the stain had been removed, it had !! Sprinkled baking soda to remove any odour and let it stay for 12 hours. vacuum off.. Ps: I Dont Drink gatorade it's for preppy jocks, also live on my own, mother deceased, so your translation is incorrect sir!!!
May 23, 200717 yr ill ask the question we all want to know, did u finish up or did u withdraw after urine incedent?
