Posted May 22, 200717 yr OK. Yesterday, someone dialed the wrong number (i think) and called my cell phone. He started talking about how he had 'seen me playing downtown' (downtown burlington, VT, church street) and how he really enjoyed listenign to me play and asked if i remembered him ("i was the guy with the cardboard box!") so i was being my usual self and trolling him seeing wtf he was actually calling for and... about 3 minutes into the conversation he starts telling me how he is 'Gary Wendell' and he is going to be an 'internet phenomenon' with his internet TV show and perhaps a movie. I act interested (while rifking in my body) and he pops [the big question]. he says he is INFATUATED with my musical abilities and was wondering if i want to be a part of his television show and movie. ("i'm trying to get some good vermont acts, such as yourself, to be part of this with me, was just wondering if you were interested") I let him know that i was IMMENSELY interested and that i would love to be a part of this. He went into a mini-tangent involving the fact that he couldn't actually book me into the show but that he had to 'call his director'/ so right now it's left that he is calling the director to let him know that 'the awesome musician he met downtown' is 'entirely interested in teh project' he should be calling me back in a few days, dunno how to maximize rage poential, that's what this post is for... suggestions also, http://www.garywendell.com
May 22, 200717 yr Author oh and hand his phone # out so we can skype it not 'till i've decided what i'm doing k
May 22, 200717 yr THIS IS WHAT YOU DO! YOU FLUSH YOUR FUCKING COLON! http://homecomemert.info/as/colon/colon1.jpeg
May 22, 200717 yr If he calls you again, try to record the conversation on your phone or something Don't. Donkeypunch will some how magically steal your password and account doing this
May 22, 200717 yr KonArtis;476099']OK. Yesterday, someone dialed the wrong number (i think) and called my cell phone. He started talking about how he had 'seen me playing downtown' (downtown burlington, VT, church street) and how he really enjoyed listenign to me play and asked if i remembered him ("i was the guy with the cardboard box!") so i was being my usual self and trolling him seeing wtf he was actually calling for and... about 3 minutes into the conversation he starts telling me how he is 'Gary Wendell' and he is going to be an 'internet phenomenon' with his internet TV show and perhaps a movie. I act interested (while rifking in my body) and he pops [the big question]. he says he is INFATUATED with my musical abilities and was wondering if i want to be a part of his television show and movie. ("i'm trying to get some good vermont acts, such as yourself, to be part of this with me, was just wondering if you were interested") I let him know that i was IMMENSELY interested and that i would love to be a part of this. He went into a mini-tangent involving the fact that he couldn't actually book me into the show but that he had to 'call his director'/ so right now it's left that he is calling the director to let him know that 'the awesome musician he met downtown' is 'entirely interested in teh project' he should be calling me back in a few days, dunno how to maximize rage poential, that's what this post is for... suggestions also, http://www.garywendell.com When he asks you for music, constantly delay and then send him a poorly mixed compilation of techno beats.
May 31, 200717 yr Author alright. so i've been trying to get a hold of gary wendell for the last few days, and this skurvy little ****** ain't tryin to have it. however, i did get a hold of him for a short time and one helpful thing that he said was 'why is the other number you gave me 860 and the one you're calling me from now is 802, are you booked form connecticut?' obviously immediatley i responded w/ 'yeah, we're booked out of connecticut but are staying in vermont' so, called my cellphone # w/ 860 area code instead of 802 and baBAM i got who he was trying to reach. so i started in w/ the whole 'i'm gary wendell and i have an internet TV show' thing, and sure enough, i now have a band scheduled to come from connecticut to vermont on july 20'th to film for 'my internet TV show' this could b a massive rage, k? my haed is full of ideas but i think i need more or less drugs
May 31, 200717 yr KonArtis;478376']alright. so i've been trying to get a hold of gary wendell for the last few days, and this skurvy little ****** ain't tryin to have it. however, i did get a hold of him for a short time and one helpful thing that he said was 'why is the other number you gave me 860 and the one you're calling me from now is 802, are you booked form connecticut?' obviously immediatley i responded w/ 'yeah, we're booked out of connecticut but are staying in vermont' so, called my cellphone # w/ 860 area code instead of 802 and baBAM i got who he was trying to reach. so i started in w/ the whole 'i'm gary wendell and i have an internet TV show' thing, and sure enough, i now have a band scheduled to come from connecticut to vermont on july 20'th to film for 'my internet TV show' this could b a massive rage, k? my haed is full of ideas but i think i need more or less drugs ahgahgh shoot hiom.
May 31, 200717 yr Well I think it's obvious that you're going to have to assemble a "band" and travel to meet him.
May 31, 200717 yr Well I think it's obvious that you're going to have to assemble a "band" and travel to meet him. yeah it would be hilarious...then get up on stage and start playing some Greenday or something..haha!
June 3, 200717 yr really sorry KA, but it was me. I was only messing around, I didnt expect you to take it seriously mate, sorry.
June 3, 200717 yr Don't. Donkeypunch will some how magically steal your password and account doing this look what the cat dragged in rofl
June 3, 200717 yr your asshole is going to grow by about 3 inches if you meet this guy. No way! I think he could meet this guy and really fuck him up!
