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Help me out fellow myg0tters, I regret what I did today, lost my shot at this chick.

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Ok so I was at the animal shelter right, and I walk through the front door only to have my eyes meet with this freakingly hot chick. I'm talking about the chicks that give you an instant boner, no transition or anything.

 

 

So our eyes meet and being the ugly mofo I am, I know I will never hit that. So I just keep walking and hear her say "that guy is SO cute" it was obviously me since there was nobody else there, and no pics on the wall or no tv or anything. And no animals were visible in the front.

 

But being the pussy I am, I just ignored it. I didn't even bother to look in her direct the whole time. Yeah, now I've been regretting it for like the past week because she left and I'll never see her again :tear:

 

Give me some sympathy fellow buddies!

well i understand the ugly i have no chance with this bitch part but when she said that you should of turned around and tlaked to her so your probably a ***got

So you felt that the incident you described was so substantial that you'd create a thread about it.

 

 

 

 

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CJ;481238']well i understand the ugly i have no chance with this bitch part but when she said that you should of turned around and tlaked to her so your probably a ***got

whos the one with a naked midget in his sig?

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    whos the one with a naked midget in his sig?

     

    Thanks for the support. And I was there to get a cat, back off fuckers! Cats > You

    get an internet girlfriend and maybe, just maybe, you can cyber with her. or him, whatever

    you should go on a quest to find out who she is....talk to the owner of the shelter....ask if he could give you her phone number...or her name and then stalker her until you meet her again....Then have sex with her and post them on the intraweb for us to see.

     

     

    and FYI we'll know if it's your mom.

    I bet she was on a Bluetooth - talking to her girlfriends about some hot guy from some party - I dunno what you HS kids do. heh

     

    Im a girl - so if you really wana know - then ask away. Honestly - you probably had a chance, she was probably lonely and you were too chicken to at least go over and say hi. Least you've learned from this shit. Maybe now you can take from this and remember to get her number next time.

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    No one else was there, rape that bitch, ain't like she wants to look at your ugly face anyways.

     

    Dear Clov3r, in your sig, you spelled breakfast wrong, that is all.

     

    -QC Police

    Consider it a valuable lesson young grasshopper. Next time, you will pretend to be interested in something, then ask her about it. Start chatting to her, be a nice guy (like she's hoping you are), then before you become "just friends", ask her to go for a coffee some time at about sunset. Somewhere with a great view, not much traffic (a quiet area with privacy and no distractions or noises), and soft music. Try to time it so that it's just bang on sunset when you're finishing, go for a walk along the beach at dusk, then when it gets dark say goodnight. Give her a hug and a kiss if she's into it, and then leave her. This is the most important part. Most guys go for the kill. You have a better chance of getting laid if you send her home with butterflies in her stomach and you on her mind, than if she leaves herself thinking you're a creep or jsut another guy trying to get some action.

     

    Go home, have a wank, send her a text after 40 mins to make sure she got home ok, and the next day arrange another date for about 1-3 days later. Make it something that'll lead to your place, eg: take-away Thai and a DVD, dinner out then a DVD, you cook, she cooks (be at her house), and make sure you have candles- because they make everyone look 3 times better.

     

    From there it's up to you. This is only a roadmap, it's your driving style that will determine your destination.

    stopped reading there anyone sum this thread up gets +karma

     

    Our friend here missed on an opportunitah for bestiality.

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    stopped reading there anyone sum this thread up gets +karma

     

    Loser/virgin walked past good chick and dumps a load in his pants. Feels need for attention from myg0t forums so fabricates story.

    few things ive got to say on this

     

    fellow myg0tters .... your not a myg0t

    if your an ugly fuck like you said she was joking with her friends

    like slayer said your a homo for going to an animal shelter

    and even more of a homo for not having the guts to talk to someone

     

     

    my advice for the future

     

    kill yourself

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