Posted June 12, 200717 yr Heres one Ive just heard... 2 Dwarfs pull 2 girls & take them home, 1st can't get it up & and the second makes things worse, all night he can hear the second one saying, "1 2 3 here I cum again, 1 2 3 uhhhhhh!" The next morning the second Dwarf says "How embarrassing I couldn't even get an erection" 2nd dwarf says "if you think thats bad I couldn't even get on the bed!"
June 12, 200717 yr Q: What do you call two Black guys in a sleeping bag A: http://www.bewarethecheese.com/twix.jpg gay ... i know
June 12, 200717 yr Epic fail for trying to make an immortal thread. That's my joke, it's funny 'cus it's true.
June 12, 200717 yr This one time, at band camp!!! Somebody told a funny joke!!! And i laffed :D Me too :D!
June 12, 200717 yr what is the difference between a pizza and a black guy? a pizza can feed a family of four i know totally original and epic kthx
June 13, 200717 yr A trichinosis larva and a botfly maggot walk into a bar. The botfly maggot turns to the trichinosis larva and says "hey buddy, I heard you like pork." The trichonosis larva looks the the botfly maggot right in the spiracles and says "indeed, I encyst upon it."
June 13, 200717 yr two guy walk into bar you think first guy warn second guy I'm too dumb for this joke.
June 13, 200717 yr $30,000 SECURITY SYSTEMS Geesus;481616']http://i11.tinypic.com/48dsrbt.jpg lmfao, those together make a funny
June 13, 200717 yr Yes they did. oh go get a boner and stop being a unky fuck, you act serious all the time jesus christ its annoying me
June 13, 200717 yr oh go get a boner and stop being a unky fuck, you act serious all the time jesus christ its annoying me LOLZ RAGED
June 13, 200717 yr Heres one Ive just heard... 2 Dwarfs pull 2 girls & take them home, 1st can't get it up & and the second makes things worse, all night he can hear the second one saying, "1 2 3 here I cum again, 1 2 3 uhhhhhh!" The next morning the second Dwarf says "How embarrassing I couldn't even get an erection" 2nd dwarf says "if you think thats bad I couldn't even get on the bed!" http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9810/owneddr2.jpg
June 13, 200717 yr i got a few good ones right up my sleeve! :) say out loud: i-h-o-p ness (<- say this) then "whoa is that up dog on your shirt" "whats up dog?" "nothing" hahah riflk "hey, feel my jaw i think i got dog jaw" *feels jaw* yet at the same time you try to bite them awesome ones right? then what do a black guy and a sperm cell have in common. only 1 in a million work!
