Posted June 13, 200717 yr Ok I was watching Star Wars last night and it occurred to me how fucking prejudice this movie is considering it is a family flick and everyone loves it. I have to talk about one scene in particular, the awards ceremony in A New Hope, where Luke and Han get a medal for rescuing Leia and blowing up the Death Star, but there is NO LOVE FOR CHEWBACCA. http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/4964/celebrationvk8.png Seriously what the fuck!!! No medal for chewie?!?! He was there every step of the way and fucked up those Imperial troopers hardcore in the prison scene. I mean come on. Did they run out of medals? Or did that bitch Leia take racist action against him for being a wookie. She called him a walking carpet! What a dumb whore. Chewbacca will fuck shit up, look at him. http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/7596/rawrsg2.png And then I'm looking at my Star Wars stamps today and I see that Chewbacca has to share a spot with Han FUCKING Solo. Out of 15 choices he doesn't even get his own! Don't worry though, they gave C-3PO and Princess Amidala individual ones. I swear man the wookies get no love.
June 14, 200717 yr Wookies are independent, they are not a member of the federation at this point in this non-fiction account of future events. Chewbacca is indebted to han solo, he owes him a life debt, it would be dishonorable for him to accept the award.
June 14, 200717 yr Its because in the future, the Wookies are nig gers. Oh I see...all the black people are going to turn into hairy, smelly, shaggy, walking fucking Wookies!
June 14, 200717 yr They had a problem with her underwear showing through the dresses. So in the scenes you know and love to beat off to, she has no underwear on. "Explaining why gaffer's tape was sometimes used under her Princess Leia costume in Star Wars (1977): "As we all know, there is no underwear in space." Oh yeah, props to Chewy.
June 14, 200717 yr Author Wookies are independent, they are not a member of the federation at this point in this non-fiction account of future events. Hey dumbass this is Star Wars not Star Trek. Good god show some restraint before posting in my thread. And anyways, need I forget that Chewbacca also helped Yoda escape the clones at the end of Episode III. I mean, HELLO, where was Han Solo to back Chewie up on that one? Yeah that's right, shut the fuck up. Chewie doesn't get his due and you all know it. Han couldn't even lead an expedition to destroy the Death Star shields by himself without fucking up. He had to rely on the Ewoks with BOWS AND ARROWS to accomplish his mission. The guy is a failure. If George Lucas can reedit the Han shooting first scene, he damn well can give Chewbacca a medal in the next re-re-re-release.
